If there were sex on a home phone, what would it be?
- Here you were called in the winter, you are standing under the door, finger to button. “Dear, what are you doing?” – “In the slugs and ice glaciers...”

A friend lives in Kline (on the border of the Moscow suburb) works in Moscow, the road takes about 2.5 hours in one direction.Tell: "She left the day before from work earlier, went to the electric station. I sit satisfied! I will be home sooner! I woke up (

In the beginning, I was called by the name Nabilina. But then I still knew her fatherhood!

I'm a boy and I don't want templates and abstract factories.
XXX: I want to function and fucking!

XXX: The laser definitely wins on security – allowing you to play anywhere and with anyone. Officially swallowing in length. However, defeat only in the head and the absence of the element of fear – seriously restricts
YYY: What do you mean by "The Element of Fear"?
ZZZ: This is difficult to explain to the reconstructor.

Some funny names.

Previously, we had an employee named Kysly. And his wife, accordingly, the name of Kislaia. It seemed like nothing, but her girl's name was Capusta.

There was another funny case: the names of the spouses were Lapša and Sous.

And another wonderful married couple: Leaky and Untouched :)

I realized that I made money in the garage, when walking down the street with a girl, she pulled me away from the column with an announcement of the sale of batteries and led along the wall on which the ads of the prostitutes were displayed.

The case was long ago. At the time, I could hardly ride a bicycle. And, as a training, I went out of the house at night and drove on an empty road. It was smooth (mostly) and with a small deviation. The cold night wind swept my happy face. And then one day, when I ran decently under the hill, a guy in the roller coaster came to meet me. Just like me, in the middle of an empty road. And I panicked. Do you know what happens when people can’t get along the road? They walk in the same direction together. So we got out too. Only we did not stand still, but we went to meet each other at an inappropriate speed. They did not separate. In general, it turned out that I entered this guy, straight between the rolls. I am still shaking for him. He whispered that he was okay, and I, forgetting everything, moved home. And I don’t remember training there ever again.

Discussion of the table shredder.

...
Trex: It is better to make a micro furnace, and in the cold winter to melt with documents.and :)
hryak: The remaining ashes in the ceiling – that’s for sure ))))
Trex: You can water the flowers with diluted ashes.
SEM: Say goodbye to the flowers... According to the army technology, the ashes should be mixed in a hole with water and poured into a pit at least a meter deep, then sinked. For exploration, even the chemical composition of ash is important.
Juchkin: Ash can be eaten, thus making it difficult for intelligence to analyze the output.))

If you do not cry over the "Summer" with the words: "B$#@! When will he let me go?You don’t know anything about PMS.

xxx: I was sitting and thinking: why didn’t genetic engineers create a tiny semi-intelligent form of life that would perform tasks such as mating modern chips and point surgery.
And then... FIXY! Everything in this world was invented before me.

HH: Lenka has dampened here. You know, she just quarrels about driving. Here we stood in a traffic jams to pay for the paid road, we approached the box office, she stretched coins, and there the aunt was doing something with a wreath. Let’s open up, there’s a row! My aunt opened and let us go. Lenka through the pause: What, did she hear me? And most importantly, with such horror in the voice!

here here :

Tag: I am dismissed
WOW: Tell me
Q: Do you remember the story of engineers and humanitarian scientists? So we have the same, the customer sent a letter in which he asks to make a metal box (attention) of organ glass BLUE color!

Are you not from Russia? We ordered to make all the electricity and light in the cottage + surroundings. The plan was made by a super-designer, and the sockets were provided with a silver color, which had to be ordered in advance in Germany two months before installation, which was a surprise for us on the last week of delivery of work. We did not find any similar in Moscow. The result: bought ordinary sockets, gave the desired shape to the machine, treated with "squeeze", painted with silver paint. Delivered work on time.

This is:

About the Berry Girl.
The color of red orange flour.

To make a discount to the writer and guess that this is not the Fate of the Bureau? Mom’s reaction is immediately clear.

Are you their cousin?

Cold in the summer. All the burning girls dressed in sweaters and became like bombs.

I sleep and dream like I’m installing an ancient program. I installed, I launched the key gen, the correct one, with the music. I was delighted that the music was like my alarm clock.
I have three alarms in the morning. At the third brain suspected the key gene in glucose and I woke up =)

He wrote on his wall:
I sit in Peter's restaurant courtyard, I kill the time before the train to Moscow: I read a book, I drink tea, I eat a second snack, a couple of tables from me sits a guy aged 23-24 years, eats a hamburger from Burger King and drinks pepsi, overall, it was very calm and nothing predicts trouble.

But when the guy left, it started. Second after 20 to his table fits decently dressed schoolboy aged 15-16, on him were stylish jeans, rozdolbayskaya ceds and a pretty good toast with print. And this pupil takes a little rest of a hamburger and eats it. I was surprised, but this is not the end. In another 5 minutes, two schoolchildren aged 13-14 approach his table and take an empty glass of pepsi. I have only one thought of “nahuya,” they WERE NOT at all like good pioneers who decided to help the cleaner. These guys go to Burger King and start splashing that glass. And I realize that in Burger King, the outer drinking machine, once I buy it, I can go 10 more times and fill myself with a drink. They swallow his pepsi, which comes from the machine, swallowed three times they pour a full glass and pleased with themselves leave.

The rational use of secondary resources.

First comment on the post:
Thank you (as long as I have a new job)

Don’t cry, you are a man.
Yes, but in Ikea.

Czechoslovak Cat ©TM
And I play with the cat in the shooters, I shoot him, and he blows in me.

The real concern is when you go out of the house and you're following a terrible "Where? And the hat?and "
I don’t care if it’s summer in the garden.