Questions to the expert at the press conference:
And the question personally from me: how many minutes will the Russian Navy live in the event of hostilities against the United States?

In the event of hostilities against the United States, the Russian Navy will live about 30-40 minutes less than the United States itself.

There was a case at a state-owned enterprise where I was a technical specialist at the time. We had a healthy uncle, wearing glasses, not shaved and sometimes even wearing a sweater. In addition to administering, this uncle was engaged in paperwork of different kinds. And in my hand I always wanted a folder with the inscription 'eeblanki' and the forms inside. He loved his job. One day I changed on the boss's computer 2 letters in the name of a folder on the desktop. There was ' TABLE', it became ' TABLE'. Changes have remained unchanged for a long time. But here came the inspection and... the inspector recorded the fact of this mistake. Gathered all the technicians and Odmin, ticked the finger "what is it?"... Judging by the confusing faces, gave the hint "where is the mistake?!!"... and #039;s I understood', cried out Odmin and, correcting the glasses, helped to correct the error... It turned out 'TAEBLI'... The boss, looking at the folder in the hands of admin, could not object :)

The xxx:
Now I am loyal and kind to everyone.

The xxx:
I am filled :)))

I watch football Russia-Argentina, commentators started a conversation about relatives in football. It was killed by the phrase of Gusev: "We also have Berezutsky brothers and they may soon have a son." Then he adds: Well, one of them". And a barely constricted laughter behind the picture.

XHH: Fuck, we don’t have anything to sell on the mail: all kinds of chemistry were, now we are selling pans, the pans are forced to sell...
Hey, when you’re selling latex clothes and fetish shoes – you’ll call... :)
Well, we are selling fetish shoes from latex - kalashi!

Do not talk to your husband on the phone. It will be better!
Natasha: In 11 years I only lazed once, and then - for the salary!
Deuce: For the salary? In the phone? OOO
Natasha is stupid! In the pants!
Deuce: Only once? In 11 years? My husband in his pants? O_O

The Vice President of Lokomotiva Yevgeny Meliyakov told the Moscow Komsomolce about the new lawn recently laid on the stadium in Cherkizovo.

"Traves from the suburbs. We did so for two reasons. The first, it is the main, is the grass grown in our conditions, more adapted to the Russian reality. The second is the cost. In Russia we bought grass much cheaper than, say, it costs in the Netherlands.

13.08.2009 13:34:34 Evgeny: - Vilnius is divine! At 4 a.m. I sat in the middle of the road and whispered with a bad voice that I would not leave anywhere. The police came, put two cones around me and left.

Simultaneously with the giant-eating flower during an expedition to the mountains of the Philippines, botanists have also discovered strange pink butterflies and blue mushrooms that are not yet identifiable.

In the course of the expedition was for hemp... and probably found...

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:18) :
Did you remove me from my friends? O_O
Katko (12.09.09 22:19) :
So what... was interesting?

CyberBoyLoveBDSM (12.09.09 22:19) :
The sheep in the herd did not count xD

Lectures at the Law School:
The profession of lawyer requires high intellectual costs, responsibility and diligence.
From the back rows a quiet whisper: E4 - by!

Answer to:
Someone who has a calendar until 2060, calm down, I will live until 2100))
— — —
People relax you. I have an iPhone, I scrolled to 4352, and then I went back.

Ignorance of the law does not relieve responsibility, but relieves fear.

True goats eat as many berries as possible in the summer.

I want to tell all the Waverly Laners or like you, I played Wover constantly for exactly a year, but one day the hard drive burned and I sat without a comp and decided to renounce it for a while until I did everything myself. For these 2 weeks I lost 3 kg without effort and I was invited to Dr by a girl I loved...All she did herself, to sex did not come, but still...Break the games, and do yourself! bring to the best plz, because I know that these players read only the best abyss or just the best on the rating. sps

I was destroyed yesterday!
The evening. I sit on the balcony and smoke. Under the window along the path goes such a 25-year-old blondine, a copy of a parys or a cumshots, and sharply stabilizes the clock. Looking at the line, she nodded...
To pick up an empty bottle of beer. Having picked it up, she put it in a bag with the characteristic ringing of the other bottles and went on... And I stood in the stupa until the thinning cigarette burned my fingers, and there was only one thought in my head at that moment: The crisis of the hoole...

Squirrel, Krasnoyarsk

Where to read this letter - Bear Yushchenko
Dimgel: Yes it is open. Destroyed
dimgel: or look at his video appeal - he passed there thesisfully, enough information for reflection.
garik: begins with the words, "You are fucking wicked..."
I mean 😉 😉 😉

From the Immigrant Forum in Germany:

1: Tell me, please, can I take my children if I have a minus 5 thousand in my account and I get money from the social worker?
2: I join the question. I have +25,000 and the social does not shine, will they bring me strangers?

A friend went to work to the north, and a few days later wrote:

I found a local newspaper today. Here is the title literally: "Dear workers of the tundra. The Elephants. The worker. Congratulations on the main holiday of the tundra - Day of the Elephant"

They brought to repair a self-configured note.
In the settings of the antivirus set the path for the quarantine folder:
"C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartup"
The Wall *