Nomadmoon: To adjust the orbit on the ISS, an ablation engine is installed - if necessary, a Russian cosmonaut comes out on the cover and shouts "Aaaah, fucking!" swirls down the hook key.

Eat another plate. Well for me!

He cuddled obediently and shrugged with porcelain.

And I am here like this...Alice...
The rest of the pizza says "eat me"
A bottle of beer - "Take me out"
xxx: and work - "take on me"

We turned on the telephone in the children's room, turned off the sound, and then turned on the player a recording with fairy tales.
And they crawled like the surprising uncle from the tribune speaks like an Unknown :))))))

by Stamp

You try somehow without a stamp to break through to a loved one in resuscitation, for example, or your child in the zoo to register while your woman is in a coma after childbirth lies (and registration is required already in the children's resuscitation, this is a direct shake) - all these are real cases that happened to people close to me only for the past year. I also did not rush to get married until my future husband's parents sent me off the threshold saying - you are no one to him, it doesn't matter to us about your plans to go to the movie, we are his family and now he will help us move the furniture. Unfortunately, in the eyes of our society, a woman in a civil marriage is just a bed and a housewife, and believe me, she is made to understand this several times a day by the people around her, even her relatives. But here is why men in civil marriage are not so oppressed. No matter how progressive a woman is and how well a man treats her, sooner or later she will not withstand and raise the question of the stamp.

XXX: in the subway comes a mother with a 6-year-old son, sit down, the boy impatiently almost screams: well, what was next, let's tell it sooner! Well, what a lot of people, quickly tell me what next!!! Well... well. She was left at the broken corner.

>> You barbed, haired, spent on flowers, overcame (the hardest!) He pleased and invited a girl to a date. She was taken to a concert/exhibition/restaurant, and at the end of the date she left you.

I have no such argument except O_o in Cuba.
Listen, do you really, seriously, expect that the girl with whom the social-phobic virgin went on a date for the first time and with whom he had not communicated before, is directly obliged to jump to bed with him after a concert/exhibition/restaurant?
O_O

Strengthening measures against piracy.
The Ministry of Culture of the Russian film industry complained that the industry has little money.
and KMH. For watching what the domestic film industry produces, the viewer must still pay.
WOW: Khm, they will still not agree to watch, even with a surcharge. Sometimes too sick.
zzz: You still need to give milk for harm.

My brother still does not understand that it is not so: four years lived together, he outside of marriage on parental money bought an apartment, the flight is normal. “We are free people of the 21st century, we don’t need it.” Here the girl's relatives die, leaving her several apartments at once, but here's the trouble: moving in them is meaningless, geographically. She decides to sell, for the money earned to buy a home, the amount is drawn for our places is very decent, begins to look after a good cottage for the future.
...and here it turns out that for a brother the legal marriage is very, very important. They just have to play a wedding in the next six months!
I always knew he was a fool, but to be so stupid was news.

"Explanatory note: I, the technician Ivanov I.I., came to the application to the client, as a result of the diagnosis, found that it was necessary to carry out work on the TCD. As I climbed into the technical room to the TCD, I saw a rat. She stood on her back legs next to the box and looked at me. I picked up the stick and struck the rat with it, after which it struck me. I turned and left. I was afraid that she might attack me and cause harm incompatible with life. Please ensure the safety of my workplace and eliminate the cause of failure to execute the application.”

What are you doing, aaah!! to

There were cats on the way.

The poor cats.

Sysadmin has been arranged to us diversely developed.

His name is Pushkin. And in accounting he was nicknamed Gogol))

I am in shock! I don’t know with whom to share.
I went to a shop in the village. On the way back, the road stopped - to the house about a kilometer, it was lazy to go. While I was driving, the man asked me if I liked cognac. I say no, I don’t like it at all, at all. If you need to drink one or two glasses of vodka. He said, “Well, buy yourself something delicious, and put your hand in a bag of food. I come home - in the package two papers: 500 and 100 rubles. What was it?! to

The biggest misconception of a woman is that she will change.
The biggest mistake of a man is that he will not go anywhere.

(Woman goes to the gym)
There will soon be no shirt on your blade!
I wear the size M very well.
The word “mammon”?

Where is Karl? Did you break it up and put it in a box with socks?
YYY: What is it? I don’t have a box with socks.

My grandmother lived with two strawberries.
They ate sushi and drank sushi.
Lord Jesus.

We were kicked up by the kids at ZAGS. They gathered little things, bought beautiful rings from wire with glass. Mom and Dad, if you were already married, we bought you rings. (The oldest was 7 years old). Well, I had to inform the state about intimate relationships. The third child was born in joy. Nothing except my name has changed. The property was distributed in equal shares before the wedding. We might go to the ZAGS right away, but there was no money for the wedding, parents on both sides sent us to a walking erotic, two students, 19 years old, friends without a year week, what a fun wedding, run away in a year. 13 years, the flight is normal. And it happens, yes. FIG knows what’s going to happen next, we’ll survive – we’ll see.

That is, her family was looking for a way to solve their apartment problem at the expense of the wedding, and he was an adapter? The beauty! A model of female logic.

Idiots wrote that. The family was looking for a way to solve the apartment issue for a young family.
Everyone understood his own corruption.

and LIFHACK:

I was looking for a cat puppet. In the process she was bitten, scratched, scratched. Whether the hair is thick, or the cat is blunt. not found. But Michai, the cat, pleased, wants to play more )))

How to find a cat's bud: somewhere in the middle of the cat's bud can be felt a small depth. Here is his puppet.