- mother - in perfection, Russian - read and write with a dictionary
I see an intelligent man! We, the hegemons, are usually checked by the word.

In the field of coincidences. Here is the world of Misha. He almost married my sister ten years ago, but it didn’t happen. And I noticed a pattern - as I meet Misha on the street (once every couple of years or even less), then some sort of strip of stupid bureaucratic obstacles begins. I thought – maybe he hid his anger on our family and that’s how it comes out...

In short, only then came to me: Misha lives in a neighboring house with the main bureaucratic hell of our city, and I meet him, as a rule, there. On the way to this hell. It is not a cause, but a side effect.

xxx: * screenshot of the license agreement*
These conditions are
Did you have the same?
I will hide it now.
HGH: Let it go
I’ll go to the Guinness Book of Records.
The first person in the world to read a license agreement on pirated software

bribes and bribery.

Have you noticed that in our society, a lot of things are turned upside down? That the professions from which life and the future of society depend directly are not very prestigious? Agree that without doctors, teachers, firefighters, electricians, slugs and other professions, society life will be much more difficult than without a horde of lawyers, artists, managers and bankers? Yes, without the same assenizers, your city will drown in its own shit in a few months, before falling into the ears with its own garbage (because the need is for folders, if not for cleaning the garbage behind us).

Who is sitting in the hill? Artists, athletes and businessmen. Where are the normal managers? And not them. Because it is imperative to be a normal manager - it is necessary to work, it is a huge responsibility.

So yes, continue to spin the spiners, discuss whether flowers and candy are a bribe and be proud of the feats of the now non-existent state of da Zadornov.

here here :

You know, when a little girl chooses a stylish minimalist black dress for the doll, rather than a pruncesse abajur with lurex, glitters and wraps, it's really weird. In preschool age, it is normal to associate "beautiful" with "bright".

But the teacher is already, hopefully, an adult - why should she sound stupid, forgiving a little girl. The taste should be cultivated, not ruined.

Smoking is harmful to your health.“Not nuclear weapons.

About the attention. This was by the German radio station VDR. He drives an electric car (esban) to work. Not by poverty, probably green. In electric cars, everyone, sitting down, gets stuck in smartphones, tablets, notebooks. Originals in a book or newspaper. He forgot about smart. It was the first time I studied followers. It turned out that in front of the passage was a man sitting with a cat. Not the one under the bed. with live. No, not in the market. The duck is cared for, "chested", equipped with a leash and an elegant butterfly tie. He sits on his hands. Shortly before this companion stopped, the duck without a command jumped and, importantly, the stunt went to the door. The roulette row extended almost the entire length. The owner of the duck preferred to sit until the last, crashed at the last moment. The cat waited patiently at the door. At this stop, no one else came out of the car. Everyone examined the content of the displays. No one noticed the duck with the bat. She tried so hard!

I told Ost.

A smart woman judges a man by compliment, a stupid woman judges herself by compliment.

<Discussions about holiday prices>
diofjs: to Crimea flight, and to Italy flight. That is the difference ;)
Dunkelfalke: If there is no aircraft in Italy, then they are flying there on a ballistic trajectory?
KikoMan: No, with such a budget you just o-o-o- very high, and then Italy will go under you.

The Ministry of Finance of Russia has confirmed that the minimum old-age pension from January 1, 2018 will be $ 4,500 a month, and the retirement age - 127
132 years for men and women respectively.

"In Kuban, a 9-class student was not issued an attestation because of the debt of 600 r. for school breakfast"
is right! The student is not Kyrgyz to forgive his debts.

But I remembered the story of how Nikita attacked old sects. He goes to the store and meets two elderly ladies:
“Let us tell you about our Lord Jesus.
Let me tell you about him myself! My husband parked.
The old women agreed. But in order to speak of the New Testament, we must begin with the Old. When Nikita reached Septuaginta and Rabbi Akiva, the grandmothers suspected that they may have agreed somewhat recklessly.
- This is all, of course, very interesting, - interrupted the monologue one, - but what do you think about this question? And in short?
In short, I think Jesus was a crap boy, and it wasn’t worth hitting his nails in his hands and feet.
The grandmothers are:
Jesus was not a boy.
“Well, even if Jesus is not a boy for you, then I don’t know what to talk to you about. And went away.

No, television, it’s really funny. I drink tea in the kitchen, the family broadcasts quietly. Suddenly the attention was attracted by the emotional monologue of the kindergarten teacher: "We vaccinate your daughter that she is a beautiful elegant girl, and the dress of the doll should be beautiful, elegant, not black...". This is where Coco Chanel’t understand the educator, like other fashion designers. Per those who, surprised by others, dress strangely, also once forcibly received a taste vaccine from the taste of the teacher in the kindergarten?

A friend told me. her husband called to some large firm, there an auto-responder-type type an additional number or name the name of the employee you need. In this place my husband sneezed. So the car respondent translated it to some Chinese.

The neighbor fought for two years with a large topol that grew next to his garage (it was uncomfortable to go in). At night, he poured acid from the battery under the tree, struck the bark, specially brought a barrel of salt from somewhere.
Yesterday, during the rain, the tree finally fell. Garage with car.

Some white coats serve only to safely cover dirty asses.

Is New Jersey a New York district?
Yyy: No, it’s a neighboring city across the river.
XX: How are Engels and Saratov?
Yyy: Oh yeah, New York and New Jersey are just like Engels and Saratov!
Zzzz: Thanks for the info. Then I go to Saratov for the weekend.

- Imagine, I, after falling from the roof of a house in the country and lying in trauma for a month, lost five kilograms.
How much will I weigh if I fall from the 18th floor of my apartment?
Almost nothing though.
How is it?
What is there after the crematorium?

"After the match, the Icelanders performed the Viking dance on the field".

Interview with Iceland coach:

This is not an ancient ritual of the Vikings. We invented this dance ourselves. but
If he scares you, we will continue to do so.

Q: What you remembered...
I decided by nostalgia to crack down on CIV3. on the smallest map at the lowest level of difficulty. Three days in meat and out of life. But the trick is that I played for the Americans, and the unpredictable randomly pushed the Aztecs and Iroquois into my opponents. And that was not enough for him. There was no oil in my territory at the right stage, but it was in the neighbors. to continue?