Comment to video:
any war pursues the resources of Iran not so that here is not Iran innate but the United States wants to seize power all over the world where only the United States has not been they are in the avatar all over the world for the sake of resources

Answer: I needed a blood transfusion after your message.

Q: Am I stupid? I have an IQ of 100%.
Yyy: O_o apologize for the question, and 100% is how much?
Q: Are you a fool? 100% is 100%. There is no more!by :
YYY: Sorry again, but where did this infa come from?
I passed the test! For the money! I received a SMS 100%.
yyy: aaaa, this test... sorry again (last) ^_^ I don’t have any more questions.  

XXX: How are you? Is a man at home?
Tagged: Fragmentary
Xxx :?? to
Yyy: The trouble is at home, but the brains and conscience are somewhere else.

2027: The average delivery time in Russia exceeds the half-life.

She smiled in all her 22 teeth.
A person has 32 teeth. You don’t know anatomy.
Yes, you don’t know Loh.

The sister went to the worker's bed. I wrote SMS all night.

XXX: And the new one, Kostick, is watching our IRA. Every time she drinks out of her glass, her eyes burn in anticipation.
Yyy: It looks like a phrase from a porn novel.
I think maybe tell him that she doesn’t drink at all, and in her glass she has cherry juice, not wine? No, I will not say, let it lick. I am a bad deaf...)

by Larissa Ionova:
With the MSU like with a boring man: I have long wanted to break up, but everything lasts too long, he likes my mom and raises my social status.

xxx: Well you, there were sometimes reproductions of Kustodiev’s paintings in it. There was no such porn magazine.
This is for the amateur. For Estonians, there were always the Almanacs of the Hermitage.
xxx: I was ashamed to shake in the Hermitage then, was a young man.
YYY: Yes, I am still ashamed. Although, it would seem, I have full right – the money for the ticket is flat. That is damned education!

From a conversation with my husband about sex toys, in particular about the dildos:
If you want extreme sex, the dildo can be attached to the ceiling.
- Oh, here are the guests, they will ask "What is this hanging here?" And you will say: "Wi+Fi point".
"And why is it so big?" - "The channel is wide".

I go on the street for business. Meeting a man by phone:

Allo, Aaron Paisakhovich? I finished, everything was decided. How they decided. I’ve been sent out..."

I brought him home for the first time. I didn’t have time to tell my parents. But it all went well – a dog ran out into the hallway with my whistle in the teeth. And the parents were sitting on a carpet with beer and playing the fool...

It turned out that we were located in 20 meters from the bear path, there are many traces and fresh nuts, we discovered the secret of how to avoid excesses when meeting a mouse front-to-front, you need to say to him calmly but convincingly "Misha, go on %ui" and he will leave peacefully. We laughed, but the boundaries are quite serious, saying they always do that and it always works.

I forgot the keys in Sheremetyevo.
greatkuzya: what are they?
Dmitry: from the Kaspersky shit
greatkuzya: so crack
by Dmitry Krya

Gopnik, who will first push the iPhone 5, will receive eternal respect among the boys and will become the official face of Samsung in Russia.

Do you have any recipes from Budapest?
He ate without asking.

My husband has a temperature of 37.2 - dies))), but he is sick, infected.
You are a dying swan! I say.
I am not everywhere dying.

I took the phone for repair. On the shelves are sold.
I see one, 1500 is worth. I saw the same thing for $0.99 yesterday.
YYY: Fuck the prostitute is not sold.
Might be sold
xhx: only as long as this prostitute to you by post Russia will bring it old =(
yyy = (

Why are they all so fun?
Remember, a month ago, the knee was in the hospital. Sanek was still coming to him and said, "You'll have to give you a duck on your birthday, probably," they laughed and forgot. But when he came to him yesterday in the dusk with a cat...
WOW: the real, the fucking, the crawling cat))

by Nickel3000:
Once long ago, he was engaged in a start-up at a Coca-Cola plant, and the local leadership decided to ban taking bottles from a already working conveyor and drinking. After that, I don't remember who from our organization came to mind an interesting idea, and the next day everyone walked around the factory and demonstrately drank pepsi. The ban was immediately cancelled :)

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