Imagine, in my whole life neither I nor my parents have given nor taken a single bribe.

And I too! I too (or suddenly here the list).

And what I give to Haishnikov is not bribery, but thanksgiving.

I will tell you a terrible secret. In most cases, there is no point in giving bribery for a long time, it is cheaper to find out about the protocol. With teachers in particular, paid education for many years. Change the bot in general, it is hopelessly obsolete.

And after a week of life together, you notice that your t-shirt and favorite jeans are no longer yours. And the shoes that you liked to smoke on the balcony now serve another owner, more precisely the hostess. And her shirts and shoes still belong to her. Here is all you need to know about the economic side of family life.

Summer is unbearable heat. I can’t imagine how you can do without air conditioning.
I adjust well to the heat, to the cold worse.
- Yes... the problems of adaptation are an urgent theme of life... the heat, the cold, the people...

The month of July is here, and I think what jacket should I wear - windy or warmer?

I go to the pharmacy. I say give such pills, which I help when my husband was dying. And you know, the pharmacist’s young lady looked like that. She gave her pills and said that from her fool she helps.

Leonid Kaganov: How fast the years went when I was good in bed
Braintunic: I’m still good in bed right now, let’s say as a hoodie.
Leonid Kaganov: I am still good in bed! You weren’t worthy, Madame, you didn’t want to!
by Braintunic:
You B, Mamseli, did not hide,
In this week
If you look at me,
I am good in bed.

A good password is forgotten in 30 seconds.

In the army, I once lay in a hospital and in this Uffite institution for soldiers, a doctor who worked as a courtyard. I remember his name was Edgar. He was old, smoked a tube, and possessed simple encyclopedic knowledge in almost every field. And, most importantly, it was a wonderful storyteller of wonderful stories, of which he had an incredible number. Once, we dragged out small boxes on the street - in the hospital all the recovering and easily sick people worked. And from one box, through the cracks obtained by negligent unloading, the bearings were filled. Edgar took one of them, put on his finger and twisted. And the story followed, as his teacher at the Moscow Medical Institute, a front doctor with a huge experience, participated in the evacuation of a psychiatric clinic at the beginning of the war from somewhere from Ukraine to the East. Of course war. Everything is rumbling around, the Germans are already there and the aircraft are tightening retreating almost every five minutes. Psyches are afraid, cling to everything and pull them out of the chambers to the cars is impossible. And then the doctor-teacher saw a box left by someone. In which were the bearings. And he quickly distributed the bearings to the psychopaths, put them on their fingers and showed them how to turn them. Mental ill people were simply fascinated by action and easily allowed themselves to behave and ride into cars. Edgard said that his teacher was the same doctor who subsequently described this experiment in a scientific paper, showing that idiots in some cases need to shut down, to cycle consciousness, so that the head does not give birth to other thoughts that lead to unexpected actions. And here I walk now on the streets and see these very "spirits" - spinners in the hands of almost all children. I remember that story with the distraction of idiots. And somehow I am not well...

Mr. Proper first invented the shampoo, but after he had all the hair out of this shampoo, he realized that it was better to wash the floor with this shit.

X: Fuck you catch it! Whether I was stupid or the flies became smarter this summer.
Y: The same shit with the girls...

Chat games online. The player Dub is the head of a large clan. The player is a newbie in the clan.

Do you get rid of anyone who is not lazy? Do not cry, go on.
And then you’ll all get rid of it!!! to
You guys you won’t believe!
Line: What is it?
Raven: No, it is not so.
Category: Speak Now
On the radio song, there are words.
As if I had to move to Dubai.
I’t be going to shrink and shrink.

Intelligent fight against corruption
"Well, or for the bad end, give up such a help. Say - I will go to the institute myself, I will go to the army, if they call, I will answer before the law, once I am guilty.
I entered the institute myself, I went to the military committee when called, I answered before the law.
Now is it possible to send Vasilyev to the nurses, and not to arrange a walk on the TUMU?

"Do you want to sing and dance about it?" (c) Indian psychoanalyst

In large families (both by the number of generations and by the branches, when the nephew of the first husband of the mother-in-law is considered to be close + mother-in-law) you can notice a trend: those who complain a lot and are willing to complain to relatives about their health, live to much older years than those who remain silent on this subject.

Gathering information is such a captcha. Only it is not for the protection against robots, but "Prove what you really need".

Per only we can do this: I go in the elevator. From the nephig to do, I raise my eyes to the ceiling of the elevator, and there the inscription in large letters: "E*alo down!"

There are only two things that annoy me in my subordinates: when they call me on every occasion to agree with me on a certain action, and when they don’t call me before they do any action.

I went to the "This" movie with my family for the New Year.
Even the conflict between “Tochta and husband” stopped, and they together covered up this shit.

Who said humans came from monkeys? It has not yet happened.