Inscription on packaging:
Put it in the microwave and in 5 minutes there will be food.

by 111
Do you know how to speed up the refrigerator?
by 222
Get rid of the shit!
by 111
Fuck, that’s me, that’s the bear.
by 111
I open the door and wait.
by 222
and ROFL

Tags: sleepy tea
...
What a blind you are.
XXX is crazy.
XXX is tea.
I was smoking like grass =R
xxx: I have doubles in my eyes, I do not feel the body and the diaper in my eyes
XXX: I’m going to drink.
YYY: Stand and wait for me! I want to sleep too!

1 (12:08:28 27/07/2008)
When you cook something in the kitchen, you need to wear a fork!!! It will be bad.
2 (12:10:02 27/07/2008)
Why is?
1 (12:10:36 27/07/2008)
Because the oil is splashing!! I walk around the house naked in the heat.
2 (12:11:56 27/07/2008)
D: Where did it go?
1 (12:12:47 27/07/2008)
Blessed... Guess it!!! to

Deathsword
I am underrated

Dreadmord
Y is?

Deathsword
I’m all overrated.

Dreadmord
Been drunk again?

Deathsword
I trembled like hope!

Do you think I’m an ear?

488251 (13:00:26 25/07/2008)
Pull it off in the morning. I go to the gym before work, I do there mostly alone. There are not many people in this morning. I am sitting, I am sitting, I am sitting, I am sitting. There comes such a big guy and asks - "and you are doing this type of thing?". I say AHA. What this body gives out - "and that such a touchy, see how it should be" and approaches my barrel, removes from it two butterflies and begins to show me how he does from his chest!!! He never understood why I started roaring.

[17–38–24] <%Shasta> and how to make smaller buckets
[17–38–25] <%Shasta> %)
[17–38–42] <~Bender> sit away from

Go to the store and go to the shop:
- I have 2.5 beer (samawa breathing), a pack of cigarettes, and pylmen kilos are also the most breathing-
One seller cried out to the other:
He gave him a student...

vanil'ka: Greetings to you!
Tagged: greeting
vanil'ka: How are you?
Legos: Yes it is :(
Vanilla'ka: what juice did you drink?
Tagged with: tuberculosis =)

Wolf: Interestingly, is it possible to get a clakson anywhere, so that the oral, like Kaspersky, when the virus finds?
I: By the way, in ancient times, seafarers held pigs on ships, carried them in the fog, so that the ships did not collide between them! and :)
This is stupid how the pirates deceived the Ukrainian sailors! The legend of sirenes with beautiful voices, seducing sailors to the rocks!! to

I want a saucer)
Soon it will be :)
I am talking about sweets, you know. Not about that stick. The wicked! You can’t bring everything to sex, right? It’s scary to sit next to you.
He said, “Why then do we bring it down?” What is the meaning of life? 😉
It’s in me 😉
See also: MLA
She: She wrote
He got to the point 😉

XXX: I would not give up.
XXX: Drink also reluctant, but would not refuse
There is only tea and spices... the fucking life.

This is not a dog, it is a complete business.
After long training to go to the toilet,
She walked her foreheads into the bowl and wrote on the floor. I don’t know, should I punish her?

Shadow: It seemed like she was in the pot...half.

It's a shit to teach a dog to the pot - you have to walk with it!!! You have already flogged, exaggerate yourself - get rid of the bastion, and at the same time your ass from the chair - take it out.

The worst thing about sitting in a chamber is not that you are locked outside, but that you are locked outside.

You can’t lock it from within.

http://live4fun.ru/joke/159170



From corporate chat:



How do you pay the salary?

Accounting: From chat by turn I call, there you are all by alphabet.

Sasha leaves the common chat.

Alexander appeared. Hello to all!

Interesting physics.

The resistance of the conductor is usually much greater than the resistance.

The conductors.

This is what means the day of Sissadin succeeded.

SMS from a branch manager from another city
"Good morning We bought a new combo (combo - a multifunctional printer. the author’s note) and we would like to launch it faster. When is?

Answer: "Now the wheat is ripening and we will launch..."

And yes, we’ve pulled the wind.
by Anonymous

Marivanna of Urupinsk recently gave birth to a six-year-old.

- Kashmar, now it remains to produce the rest of the details and you can assemble the tractor

I propose that instead of this huth with bourgeois words in the code of verification to introduce a legical definite integral, with the limits from 1 to 0... This degeneration has already really gone... To the top!