Coincidentally I heard the dialogue of young parents in the supermarket in the toy department. With them a child, a baby entirely. Daddy turns a radio-controlled machine in his hands, it is visible that he wants to buy it.
His wife: Well, buy, while Vanya grows up, you will play yourself.
The guy puts the machine back on the shelf, breathes and sadly says:
As long as Vanya grows up, I’ll break her.

If the flash will stand on the floor, the speaker and the hall will be illuminated from below, it gives “demonic” shadows on the face and looks bad in the frame. Even if you’re filming a satanist conference, it’s okay.(c) an article on how to use a flash on a reporting shot.

Sashulia: Can you arrange me online cooking courses?
Ivan is OK. Do we cook? Chicken, borscht, with fries?
Sashulia: Chicken borst with fricade.

Are you ready to accept me as I am? A man who loves a young and strong body.
I accept many as they are. I am a pathologist.

xxx: I have a question
xxx: this is
XXX: How Navalny can be ballated into the mayor
If he was imprisoned for 5 years
yyy: by self-promotion
YYY: He was released
XXX: AAA
xxx and why?
Yyy: he said he’s a Nash)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In Smolensk, a hypnotist stole a million rubles from a bank... Kassir claims that at this moment he felt the effect of hypnosis"):

XXX: The boxer in the box
The murderer is a gardener.

I recently drove in a placard car to the south. Coincidentally, I heard two aunts behind the wall discussing how they see the trains of the future. So, they don’t need high-speed trains, comfort, service. They agreed that the ideal train of the future should have refrigerators and microwaves in every coupe. and all! And two days to eat, eat, eat, get out of the refrigerator, heat and eat!

At work, I hit my leg heavily, the second day I crumble, I go home in the evening on the street, it has already darkened, going through a crumble walk, past the entrance, teenagers sit on the bench, drink beer, I hear:
Shooting a cigarette.
This is a zombie journey.
Do you think it has already begun?
Well, according to the games and movies, it all goes to that.

The Fucks! There was a real desire to bite and bite)))

There is a feeling that the Russian cosmonauts were launched into orbit only for them to vote in the elections, congratulate the New Year and announce the winners of all kinds of Eurovision and other Taffies there.

How did you know about the Chernobyl accident?

Arthur
Learned about Kystymskaya accident and r.techa and s.muslmowa hazardous zone radiation mutation. In Muslim people shot cattle, and buried underground work on it 7-1Z children and in the same place died and pregnant women also worked only after that the whole family was sick.

Alexander is
I will walk the street on the wall, I will run away, I will kill myself.

and Olga:
Did you come home when you accompanied me?
You miss it a lot, right? ?

and Anton:
and ++

and Olga:
How unmarried you are.

and Anton:
Even in male.

Olga
I could add a little more feelings.

Antony
and ++!

How do you know that a man is mature for marriage?
yyy: everything is very simple - you need to check whether the mother's leg has already dried and whether it is easy to separate the flour from the bone.
zzz: only do not pick up from the ground, there are all the parasites!

and Samara. The Local News. “Criminals found five holes in the neck of a 31-year-old man, presumably from bullets, a nail in a whisky and a bite on a penis. Now suicide is the main version of the investigation.”

News: The Ministry of Defense of Russia said that the computer game World of Tanks is one of the stages of preparation of future tankers.

The comments:

FR: Of course, the infantry will be recruited for a counter strike. The football team is played by FIFA and PES. Fans of Microsoft Flight Simulator are trying to fly on the old Flight Simulator.

At this rate, the form GTA will be created on the streets.

Going into Fallout.

From the hubby from the discussion of the smart tea machine:
It will also be useful to have a wife, or at least a permanent girlfriend. They (women), according to rumors, have multi-tasking and a built-in memory block of various capacities. Some come with a different set of pre-installed cooking programs (brush, delicious potatoes...). The main thing is to be afraid of counterfeits in bright packaging. Often they have an increased consumption and do not produce any useful work, while releasing a huge amount of useless energy in the form of foreign noises and sounds.

If I lived by your advice, I would be welcomed in hell with applause and orchestra. With the words: "Welcome to you, Mrs"!
If you really listened to my advice, the devil would have crossed!

xxx (14:01:19 9/09/2013) Gathered in the search: what is a neutron star - and it happened, the third day I do not work :-)
yyy (14:02:32 9/09/2013) also what to go out in the ugoggle of the day on 3)))

We had a photographer, grandfather. I haven’t seen a picture of him where people would not laugh. As it turned out later, he did not pronounce the letters "r" and "l". And after the phrase "Fuck you", it was really hard to keep up. and.

Remember, interdomaining is an inseparable part of speech. Why not independent? Try asking a question with the help of the interlocutor. Washing, you will not get anything.
Tatiana Alekseevna, right?

Sheogorath: But in fact, Angry Birds is a game about suicidal terrorism :alles: Well or about kamikaze. How to cut the skyscraper with the greatest effect so that nothing survives there.