Most of the female fate is broken by the underestimation of other women.

Max is a professional shepherd of high-mountain flocks of sheep. It is uncomfortable to say that he is just a dog. He is one of those of whom it is said that there is no village without a righteous man. It is enough to see him in one eye to understand that we are equal, if you yourself are worthy.

But the dog, as you know, is a dog... A heart-hearted special forcesman, himself retired, took the old man to his homeland - in a quiet suburb of Moscow. And he found a job – caring for children. The task is generally the same - let them do whatever they want and wherever they want, only not to get upset and lost. So that nothing evil comes from the outside. One day stuck. Very skilled was handed over to the police.

Every old woman has a disorder. While accompanying this childhood fig in a long journey, Max finally saw the real STADO. Two hundred horns. I looked at the horizon with a far-sighted eye, and saw a fresh grass on its edge. With a terrible laughter, angry attacks quickly built a flock. He pushed him to a bright future. Behind, complaining of the mother, the shepherd long cried.

Bears who meet people believe that people live on trees.

I once in my childhood dreamed of a dream: on a huge table a bunch of candy and I pick up, I think, "Wake up, eat." I wake up, empty hands in the clutches and the first thought: "I had to eat in my sleep" So sad (

What if I have already joined and he hasn’t played yet?
and call! I will come. We break the couch, repair it and break it again! And he...? He will play that way.

A Greek hotel village on the shore. Around, not counting the shopping malls, only hotels, populated, mostly, by Russians, Ukrainians, Germans, and Greeks. Early morning. Silence, because everyone sleeps after night bars and walks. The silence before dawn is suddenly cut by the song of the muezzin, calling for the morning prayer.
I respect the religion of others. I always respect and understand the needs of other people to perform religious rituals. and honestly.
But on the early morning of the weekend, I thought that this was the way religious wars could begin. I don’t think anywhere in a deaf Islamic village anyone would be happy if I started ringing the bell in the early morning... :)

here here :
My daughter and I came to a friend, she has a cat of the species of Sphinx. The daughter looked at this bald miracle for a long time, and suddenly she whispered: “Mom, who is this?”
I say:"This is a cat" The following question killed me:
- "Why is it so bad?"

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Next time you talk about something little-known, this is a quote from the series "Friends"

"Now enough, enough to destroy my ideal world, where you are princesses, and not a herd of wild orcs under a horse stimulant."- Those who are solidary with this speaker - one does not rule out the other) The princesses crack, very love sex, sometimes tough and vicious, and also like to get them made tea and read poems out loud. A woman can be a prostitute in bed, a queen in guests and a mistress in the kitchen; the main thing is, as in an ancient anecdote, not to confuse everything.)

C is picaboo. A little about the Russians.

I stopped sleeping on the night of September 29 in the car between Vladimir and Ivanovo, cut the rubber with a knife and stood nearby, waiting for me to get out. He left on the edge.

Conduct of cars at high speeds:

xxx> After 247 everything is aligned, no whispering... flight is normal.

yyy>If only the cardiogram didn’t align ))))

xxx:"I’ve always been frightened by the esophagus is that he can suddenly bend himself to the side and break his arm or leg";
yyy:"A passage from the film “Iron Man 2”"
zzz:"In this context, the word “paragraph” is somewhat scary..."
from Habr

A person can function normally if the blood through the vessels will go not with pushes, but with a continuous flow. This was proved by doctors of American Craig Lewis, who died of a heart disease - his life could not save even an electronic cardiac stimulator. As a result, the patient's heart was removed, but connected to a different type of device that helps blood circulate continuously throughout his body. Lewis lived for five weeks literally without a pulse, and his ECG had a straight line all that time. The cause of his death was liver failure due to amyloidosis, which was not associated with the implanted apparatus.

Admission to Tender:
"Fecal pumps - 9 pieces
Area of Application: Street Fountains"

N: We sit with our loved one in the sushi bar, laying out the menu. We got to the alcoholic drinks, then there was a funny dialogue:
- Oh, we still lacked alcohol, one cocktail and I will take you right here on the table.
The waitress!

To your shit:
Why do people suck in elevators?
anti_spam_bot: because it is very scary
(Cited on 16 September 2007)

From the website of Amor Pais

I grew up in Donetsk. But he had a check-in in Kiev, his grandmother lived there, and they wrote it to her. I think this situation is known to many. And here, a day ago, they call me from the district military committee in Kiev, invite me to arrive with two cowards, with an empty circle, exactly at eight.

The following dialogue followed:
Sorry, but I can’t come!
And why?
Well, first, I am not in Kiev, and second, I am already serving in the army.
- And where do you serve, the number of the military unit, which military machine was called?
I am a volunteer. I fought in the brigade "East", in the Liberation Army of Novorossiya!
That is good! When will you be in Kiev?

by ZANAVES...

Tired of work, the husband at night seeks to fulfill the marital duty. I am :
“Sorry, I’m so tired today (I tell you what mountains I turned for today), but the money is going very well... There’s no power at all, you’ll have to endure a little bit: there’s either money or sex. I have money today.
I have sex! The husband cheers joyfully.

In the State Control hangs the photo of the best seller of the month.

The seller now comes to us in the development department, reflectively looks into the monitor of the chief of the department (the chief at this time writes some proga) and asks with unfailing surprise:
Do you really program here?
All of the department :)

Unforgiven48: A familiar told- Worked in the north, guarded a multi-storey. After work in the evening gathered in the apartment on the first floor to drink, after a few bottles everyone came out of the balcony and went home. This lasted about a week. One evening, everything was gathered again only on the 3rd floor. They drank, one man gathered home, said goodbye, and left. A few minutes later another man asks, and which way did he go? Everyone pointed to the side of the balcony, so we say on the 3rd floor then, ran to the balcony, look down, see the picture - sparkly snow and traces, In the morning this man comes alive and unharmed, he is asked you how normal? He says it’s okay, but what is that? Yesterday you fell from the 3rd floor when you were leaving home, you guys - it's okay to carry you, there was no such thing.
Gktuning: There was a similar variant in the army. In the spring, when trying to open one of the deadly painted windows, the glass collapsed and did not insert it. The same window at night most used as a door in order to shorten the way to the needle. As the autumn approached, the senior inserted the glass, only at night someone came out through it. The senior inserted the glass twice again with the same result, until the morning construction announced the installation of the glass and did not glue a cross on the cross of the insulator for reminder.
And what is interesting - all without injuries, the senior in this regard did the entire investigation - even scratches did not find.