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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52912
 06.09.2011
Elias Gray: While you’re going, I could have been riding around the house.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52911
 06.09.2011
Windows is a different thing. This is a truly unique project, synthesizing, on the one hand, simplicity and clarity for the target audience, on the other hand - an incredible depth of thought and feeling. Working with it is also perceived at the subconscious level, when, having worked many times, you unnoticedly start to discover in it all new and new sense and emotional layers. Together with this work you discover yourself and the world around you; you grow, you start to look at things at least a little, but in a new way. And I am convinced that such systems are needed by modern youth, whose body growth often outweighs the growth of the soul. The days of naked entertainers like DOS and Unix have passed. We really need a new system. One that will help to preserve and multiply the cultural heritage of each young individual and the whole people. Just like Windows!
P.S Excellent template
P.P.S is really

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52910
 06.09.2011
I go to the tournament and therefore I have a sturdy pop.
Are you holding your feet?
I’m trying to jump to him.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №52909
 06.09.2011
(Business correspondence; suddenly)

Fuck me Kobe!
by O_O
XHH: not there
Tagged: 0 0
I wanted to say, sorry, I was wrong in the window. I hope this will remain between us and will not affect our further cooperation?
WOW: Well of course! :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52908
 06.09.2011
In the evening...After 4 hours of shopping sweet makes me a leg massage...good so does, professionally...
I: Zaya, I try not to think on whose legs you have carved your skill.
sweet: try, sweet...I’m trying not to think about who you’ve been learning to make mines on...

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52907
 06.09.2011
xxx: I am studying for a urologist.. now I quietly draw in the notebook members, and the teachers praise me for it

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52906
 06.09.2011
r.k.:The ears of a linguist cannot listen to the advertisement:"Song Coca-Cola!", so I would like to add: "Friend with Vasya and go to school!". Russians are fucking.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52905
 06.09.2011
My grandfather didn’t have ice cream.
I buy it so I don’t get a cold. WOW :
What an old caring...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52904
 06.09.2011
Sorry for yesterday...I was drunk.
Who are you and why apologize?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52903
 06.09.2011
xxx: When I watched the premiere of the Revolutionary Matrix, I had one major question – who will volunteer to stay in the Matrix?
YYY: YYY, the sick people?
xxx: I almost lost that question when I got to know the WOW players more closely.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52902
 06.09.2011
The epic file is to finish a ped in the specialty of "teacher of Russian language and literature", to arrange to work in school and to discover among his new colleagues his former Russian teacher, who all the senior classes claimed that nothing unusual will come out of me!!! to

The teacher was right...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52901
 06.09.2011
Conrad: I have been around my house for two weeks by passers walking with a moustache "trollface".
Filina: Why suddenly?
Conrad: Cheap supermarket, watermelon for 9 rubles kg. At 2 meters from it, the ruin with watermelons is already 20 p. Naturally, everyone is stuck in the market and walks past the Hachik Targash with satisfied harvests. And that bricked around the ruin with cries on his tarabar and Russian mother, with a desperate voice trying to advertise his product "Vah nam clanus, shehelmé mehelme delicacies". Even passing by people are in ecstasy =))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52900
 06.09.2011
In the chat.

Q: What kind of thread can I buy within half a normal?
White bear for 1500r you fuck where to buy.

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52899
 06.09.2011
I invented a new dish.
Take the sauce.
We get into shit.
is ready.
Blind Dog

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52898
 06.09.2011
I woke up in the dining room today. Buying "Greek Coatings"
Eggs instead of meat.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52897
 06.09.2011
From the news:
Three men entered a gay club and started beating its visitors. Through the guard uninvited guests passed, showing the identities of police officers. During the beat the attackers shouted the slogan "For the Air Force!". and c)

Now the right questions:
What did gay people create with VDV? c) The Goblin
After showing the identity card of the police officers you can go to the gay club =)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52896
 06.09.2011
News from mayl.ru
The rarest and stupid bird escaped from a circus in Kamchatka.
At the same time, these ads indicate that it is not worth getting close to a rare bird to catch it: the strauss is a very stupid and aggressive bird, it can shake a person.
The first comment:
"We have these straws in full!"

[ + 65 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52895
 06.09.2011
Hi, why wasn’t you at work today?
I was injured yesterday...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? to
WOW: Yes, my faithful pot with strawberries burned a little. Well, after breaking up, I arranged to clean the pot with a powdered brush in front of the TV. I probably endured for a moment, and then I said, "Dear, I'll give you this star... and then I didn't have time in general, we went to the trauma point...

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №52894
 06.09.2011
Comment to News about Ohlabystin's participation in the presidential elections

I already present the meeting of the Cabinet of Ministers: “You, fools and oligophrens, miserable pitecantropes with foam-plated brains! Now, raise up from your chairs those places from which your hands and one curve grow, and rest on doing good to people.


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52893
 05.09.2011
From the tape:
The bulletins will soon look like below:
1st "United Russia"
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
...

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