<xxx> Authorization request:
Hi to. Please add me to your contact list.

<yyy> ::what do you want?

<xxx> how to make a copy

<yyy> You don’t need to authorize me. I will not authorize you. Because you will not understand me, and I will be bored with you.

<xxx> why

<yyy> Because you don’t understand it, and I’m already bored.

Are you an uneducated person and can’t read?
Nothing terrible! Quotes on Video!

My brother told me. Prehistory: in a distant village on charitable money began to restore the temple (brother there iconostasis wrote). So, the curator was a priest with a good sense of humor and a very low and loud bass voice. Of course, the workers had to live somewhere and they were settled in the bell. But above their floor there was another floor, the loop of which was invisible in the middle of the boards and served as a staircase between them, and this floor was called "heaven." And on this floor, this master loved to rest. So, after a working day, the father went up to this floor and fell asleep, and at this time new workers arrived, not suspicious of the staircase. Naturally, where the workers are, there is the mat. The father woke up and said loudly to his bass to the workers (I remind, the workers did not know about him):
Do not mother!
The silence came instantly. Later, they apparently noticed the shoes they left behind. The next question:
Whose are the tapes?
With the same loud bass:
The ONE!
The silence was longer, but most of the workers got the answer to the following logical question:
You are from where?
With "heaven"
No more silence was broken.

stars: Guys, there is a gallery on the site, it needs to be protected from the print screen (so that you do not take screenshots). How to do it?
HOMM: The best defense: throw the gallery onto the disc, wrap the disc in a falge, put it in a safe and drop it down to the ocean floor. Do not forget to kill the captain of the ship and the crew of the ship that will carry. You can shoot yourself more reliably. Other than the printer.

topic in the forum "disappeared cat, help"
Answer in the topic.
I had 2 cats, 1 cat, 2 papagaies, a mouse, 2 hamsters.
All the cats fell from the balcony, the pups fled, the cat ate the mouse (when she was alive), and the hamsters became cold and died.
This is such a sad story, so everything happens...Your THAT Might Still Be Alive."

The employee writes a letter to all employees of the company. In vacation from 25 April to 5 August.

The dirty window, the web.
Empty bottles are under the table.
All this is the harsh awakening of admin.
That service is next to...Servac!

Difficult and painful awakening of admin,
No one loves them, no one expects them.
Life is going on, fucking, somehow sad.
And the girl, the fool, does not give up again.

And these hard, brave guys,
Stainless steel cabinets
They carry the wear they have given.
Crazy officers of different offices.

Today is a bright and joyful celebration!
Take a walk today and have fun!
So we drink for the steady onlim on the channel,
For clothes, for cabinets, for apache! for us!! to

Did you add a video?
The data actors "the masterpieces" fully characterize the current Basch audience.
Sabbak-like bodies, pronounced from the house-2, but "on the vaishte, you didn't know whose", and some glamorous-pedorous guys.
And in general, why do we need it?
People who simply lack imagination. This is a situation, you don’t understand how it should look, we’ll show you.
Stupid videos make the quotes complete shit. for people with defects from people with defects.
Fuck you comrades.

In ancient times in Russia, on the day of St. Sisadmin, all the wooden bills were hanging, fishing nets were torn and ropes were unplugged. The Russians did not know what these small cataclysms were associated with, and therefore they poured beer on the Clavas for every chance.
The ritual of watering Klaw began in the darkness in the forest near the fire, through which no one jumped, but everyone repeated: "Shas, ah." Then began the ritual of watering. The clavier was placed on the table brought into the forest in advance, the girls drank it with pieces of bread, and the boys plunged a beer from the bars with the scream "Oublia!". Then Clava was raised, shaken, blown and thrown onto the table with the scream “Mamepiedz!” These outcry received the name "mother", from which the concept of "mother words" came.

1 to help!
Do you know how to repair a shell?
2 What Happened?
1: We have broken up.
2 O_O
Because of the dishes
Have you tried washing?! to
1: I have to try
1: The roof is broken.
2nd Bright

KOlt01: They calculated the salary in the director's office on the billing machine, a stack of five hundred rubles, and it was cursed)
KOlt01: stitched one fifth wheel
KOlt01: began to get carefully, and got half a cup ) apparently someone before us one thousand paper did not count ))

QuaNT – Zr Guth Catherine.
Kate Undigitall has a German accent.
QuaNT – Believe Good Catherine... so what’s better?
Kate Undigitall is not in Russian
Kitty, just get up, just get up.
Kate Undigitall is here

Rabbit
Send the mail, I will send you.
by @Lonus@
sowaulmailru1@mail.ru
Rabbit
Not a fucker, right?
Rabbit
So what, sowaulmailru@mail.ru was hit?

Am I the only one who clicks the plus or minus on the main twice to see the emoji?

Fuck, fuck, why did he say so, went to look at the smiley.

Blonde girl with a shirt!! to

How did you find out? O O O O

Who is here?? to

I want Ivory Ivanov!!!! to

Tlan (10:44:57 25/07/2008)
We only guessed... We poured a toner. They call and ask what to do. We makeup that cloth wet to collect carefully!! Under no circumstances use the dust. So what do you think they did? is correct. The dust was taken. It is also easy to pick up a toner. The result: the toner successfully passed ALL the filters of the vacuum cleaner, and since it was decent, it sprinkled a good layer of the whole room and this stack of dibioids. And then they tried to scream at us, like we advised them some shit. It’s just hysterical in the department. :D

Interestingly, the question asked by a mother to a two-year-old child: "What did you do so little" He should answer?
"Sorry mother, don’t meet me?

And it would be outrageous to know that this quote was made by the same child!

XX: Do you remember Leah? This kind of thing doesn’t come out of the shell.
YYYY: well
We drank beer with him and went to catch him. I am relieved in front of the road, and he goes, is patient, silent like this at once, barely holds. At the entrance he greeted us. and originally so, jumping out from the corner unexpectedly, squeezing and squeezing the palm on the shoulder.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: yes, no... a few pants are washed off, but the colina jaw will heal for a long time.)

What will happen when the LHC is launched?
There will be a breakthrough...
In what?
If you’re lucky, it’s in science. If you are not lucky, then in the matter.
c) eclipsevl

Fuck it... Fuck it.
Sokol: What is it?
~FERZ~: I just remembered something, but what I forgot (

Talking to a blonde:

You have a stupid face.
It’s stupid, but the breasts are big!