10.08.2009 16:10:19, XXX
We are awarded a prize.
10.08.2009 16:10:49, YYY
It’s time to get rid of you ?
10.08.2009 16:10:57, XXX
Fuck you!
10.08.2009 16:11:20, YYY
We are going to bring you to the bourgeois ;)
10.08.2009 16:11:55, XXX
Even the parade in Moscow is not allowed.

Do not put the car under the top! On it will fall first the puff, then the kidneys, and then the topol itself!
by MH(c)

Hello, how about fishing?? to
Hi, how to say...
YYY: Leha with a serpent caught a shuka and a mesh...
YYY:... and I... White and Tripper...
Tagged with: wall

Yesterday (on Sunday) returned late from the village, with the firm assurance that the weekend was successful, celebrated the Day of the Builder. But where then at 11 o’clock, the door bell, I open: a young man, sober, decent in sight killed with the question: I accidentally was not in your guests? And it became clear that everything was relative - we walked like ourselves...

I am really afraid of Vaska. The MMORPG will go crazy.
You can imagine, he’s hanging and his computer is in front of the window. A pigeon comes out of the window.
xxxh: so he "kish" started writing in the game chat.

XXX (20:35:02 9/08/2009)
Today it is 97 km. I wheeled.
5 and 6 girls.
All the little ones.
My ass hurts.

YYY (21:10:37 9/08/2009)
It is right ?
YYY (21:10:44 9/08/2009)
The girls were one less.

sold yesterday systemer.. put the window.. no problems.. showed everything.. told the customer.. takes means.. happy call... with a ride
She--what is the hat...why do you have a DVD up your legs...and the disk is just put down...
I:-...this is how...I put windows yesterday..programs... all the norm was..
I don’t know Nihira.
Shorter this conversation goes minutes 5-7... in the end I find out.... that she put it up with her legs.... (by a simple question.... you have a DVDrom closer to the floor..or ceiling )))))
The whole shop was hysterical ?

I went to you, floating, and floating.
The gods guarded me.
You do not like your local people.
to make their ways.

Read a line from the Bible,
O city of many sins:
If you do not set the path,
You will go to hell!

Richard Burns, 18th century

If a man does not scare when he is given a seat in the subway, he is an old man.

About Bucharest

The Route. an inexhaustible source of life. You go in once and you don’t want to go out. There is life. Here is TEN. Here is yesterday.

A man is sitting. and healthy. Not a drunk, no. But slightly subdued. Well a little. Well, you know, the most pleasant degree of intoxication, euphoria, when you want to love everyone and everyone loves you. And I want everyone to be just as good, and the world forever died in this state and moved nowhere.

And this man, too. It looks straight. He helped the grandmother at the entrance, laughed to the two girls just so, for the company, picked up some garbage paper from the floor, turned it and put it in the pocket, said something pleasant to the cloudy driver, and he smiled in response. And here is a man sitting, and looking around with good, confident eyes on the subject, what would be so insignificant, but good to do, while the world is still in this radiant state and has not collapsed into the swamp of chaos.

And diagonally, through the passage from the man, a young lady sits with her back to him. very cute. He sits tightly and straight, his hands on his bag, his bag on his knees, he looks forward. The man looks at her. Because it is really nice to watch her. And at this time on the necklace of the lady’s blouse on the back floats a frog. This is a bit less than May. Somewhere he walked on her and slipped. And nothing surprising, by the way. Such a lady, I don’t think she has any desire to spit on her. The beetle was lucky. And he floats. Thinking that no one noticed.

But the man was on the run! And he stretches out his hand, hugely takes this beetle, and shakes on the floor. No, not even so. He didn’t even drop it, he dropped it down and put it down so that the beetle means nothing to hurt. And like apologizing to the bug for the inconvenience brought. And again with his hand so a couple of times, "Kish! by KYŠ!“To make it better, or in the passage, somebody will surely come on him.

And here the lady, who apparently felt some foreign touch from behind and generally moving, turns to the man. The man smiles joyfully and openly to her. The lady looked at him carefully, strictly and reluctantly, took an arrogant look and asked indignantly, "What are you allowing yourself?" He looks up waiting for an answer.

The man nodded his finger down, on the floor, on the beetle, and said loudly, apologizing.
“Dak is... The Bucharest!!

And everyone heard and began to look at the man and the lady with curiosity.
The lady, not even looking in the direction of the finger, reddened from indignation, and looking him contemptuously in the eyes, cried out, "You are a buckaracha!!! Keep your hands with you!! He turned away, thinking the incident was exhausted. He sat down again, looking tightly forward.

And the man from surprise was somehow confused and suddenly licked. The smile from a good-hearted turned into some foolish, and then completely flushed. He pulled his arms, shrugged his shoulders, leaned, lifted up the beetle from the floor, stumbled on his legs, and said, “Sorry, Bukaracha!“And gently put it back on the woman’s collar. Then he breathed heavily, once again grieved with his hands, turned to the window, and insulted.

and all.

Conversation between two motorists:
Have you heard? In Russia, they are going to build paid roads. They will be in
Twice as cheap as free.
Is it how?
There will be no GIBD on paid roads.

xxx:this is inert..if you sit on the board with the support of the network..viruses will eat?

YYY: The viruses are swallowing.

From the sex forum:
Message from Muhomor
16 cm slightly curved down...is it normal?

It is to rain...

Yokohama: yesterday was in the Panteleimon church)) so it turned out that I was near the confession hall)) and I hear the voices: "bless me, daddy, because I have sinned")) well, I became interested, and I came closer)) and I hear this dialogue of daddy (b) and confessing (s)
Father, I have committed a great sin.
Repent, my son, the Lord will forgive
I'm a senior sys.admin in my company, and I've burned a server screw with backups, I can't sleep now, and I can't find peace anywhere, what should I do?
B: Wow, my son, here you do not need to ask forgiveness from the Lord, but from Kthulhu.
He could not listen further, fell away and racked)) asked to leave the church))
Yana: Jan, you will laugh =)) this daddy-my neighbor, 10 years as a sister-admin worked, and then tired of worldly vanity and drunkenness, and entered some religious institute at the 30th year of life =)) and the man who came to the confession is the current administrator in their office =)) they get stuck sometimes to post listening confessions =))
Yokohama: your mother, I feel caught by a perverse in a women’s bathroom))

by marilyn2003 (19:40) :
In the Czech Republic there is a sign "Pozor", meaning Attention. And on the border with Germany there are signs in both languages. It’s read by us about as "Shame! Ahtung!" I almost drowned in the car when I saw

J: Sancho at the hospital
A: What about him?
J: the bituminous
O is pleasant! and hot?! to
J: Well I don’t even know... try cold licking.

Mother salts cucumbers, I read the recipe: salt, sugar, nuts, and OPLA 0_o, so this is why salsa helps me in the morning, at the end of the recipe: 2 tablets of aspirin and a tablespoon of alcohol

The happiest people are those who found their half in their youth.
Fools are those who have not realized that they have found their half.
And the most unfortunate are those whose other half is the most stupid.
Liveder in Deep...

Question: How to break the door with a scraper? by Petya.

Answer: Dear (Aia) Petya
Breaking the door is easy.
To do this, it is necessary that the door is wooden, and the scraper is made of a piece of armor.

On one site dedicated to medicine, I read questions asked by doctors-gynecologists. One question just killed me, I quote:"24 February 2009 13:56:11
Does it hurt to be a virgin?"