I work in the fitness center as a coach. This is for women. For the men, I am a serga from the hood :) Not the essence. A couple of friends come to us - Vanya and Lecha. The first shakes for the sake of the babies and sticks to all the clients (and they, the trip, like it). The second simplyins shape and does not pay attention to our clients (and this is mutual). I didn’t talk about it, until recently. Until one girl came to us. Not to say that it is full, rather it is simply not a hangover, like the rest, whose ribs are torn and the chest is flat. Just a normal lady like that, looking nice. The third breast. Such is rare today.
So here, Lecha goes past this new woman, running on the runway and dying on a half-step. Vanessa to him:
What are you?
He looks at the newcomer for a long time and says:
Vanessa has meat on her.
The new lady pretended she didn’t hear, the other girls shaken. Well, the guys left, and after half an hour Lecha came back. With a broken bouquet of roses (I think so for half a hundred flowers), which presented the new one, to her great surprise. Then he clearly worshiped, turned around and steered away. The faces of the other women should have been seen.

xxx: I fell asleep yesterday and understood that if the button "insert" read the opposite, then you will get "tremble"

My parents really wanted me to have children. But at the same time, they definitely need me to reproduce only by cuddling..."

Women are very insidious! Yesterday, one of my acquaintances, for example, said that she broke her leg. I checked out, no scratches. But it was too late...

If humans had a tail, the kamasutra would be a third thicker.

More money – more requests. The law of life.
More requests – more money. The law of Google.
c) KY3bMa

He defended his diploma, graduated, went to work at the same university undergraduate.
Did you decide to go to the other side a second time?

Millions of prayers were heard - today the house burned

Anna
Hi to. Traffic is over, can't throw the tenth?

Zhenya
Hi to you! If you consider that a person weighing 90 kg and having a height of 189 cm can throw at least 50 cm to a maximum of 15 kg, then 1010/15 = 67.33333 people are needed to support the VAZ-2110. Round up to 67.
The length of the car - 4265 mm, width - 1880 mm. Total length of the perimeter of the car = 4265*2 + 1880*2 = 8530 + 3760 = 12 meters 29 centimeters. The average width is 50 cm. In total, the perimeter of VAZ-2110 can accommodate 24 people. And this is much less necessary to throw 67.
The conclusion is that the tenth cannot be thrown!

The only request that does not result in an internal

protest: "Please sign up in the news".

The story is well-known, but it hasn’t been here yet. About Rostovich.

When he was a young musician, he played with an orchestra.

The work. And there is a very difficult moment - you need to move quickly.

Put your hand in the bottom of the violin and take a very high note. Here they play.

They are the first time this topic - Rostropovich fits perfectly. Playing the second -

Perfect again. And many more times. The other orchestras were interested.

How does he get so wrong. Waiting for Rostropovich somewhere

He went out in an anthrax and began to study his instrument. They discovered that

On the griff, just in the right place, stands an unhealthy one.

The pencil mark. Well, they decided to stick, remove that mark and

I painted it half the way up. And then the antracit ends.

begins to play and the whole orchestra cuts his eyes at Rostropovich, barely

Restricting the laughter. They approach a difficult place, everyone holds their breath, and

Vengeance to OPP! It goes perfect again! He continues to play, but

The middle finger on the hand holding the ligament.

A Jewish mother goes out on the balcony and cries:

and Arkansas! to home!

The boy raises his head and cries in response:

Am I frozen?

No is! You want to eat!

Comrades please give a link to quote generator for Basha

In the year 1805, a lady sits at the table, an ink is on the table, a pile of papers and writes a letter to a friend. And here in the open balcony flies a stone with a note attached to it. She binds off the note and reads, “Dear fellow woman, be my wife” – the lady is confused, and there comes another stone with the note. He says, “Oh shit, not that window.”

The Machofutbolist:
How to tell a girl to get her?
It is. The girl is young and not very experienced, she has never tried to look, she is embarrassed or what...

by AloneSoul:
She will look and will not stand, she will say - don't bother, let's get better.

by "Cite"
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Traffic sickle leaves

You probably need to ban scripts on the page. Turn off these bans or hit the wall.

dp: A crowded bus is when you get up on the cockroaches to see where you are going, you want to go down, and the place under the heels is already occupied by someone’s footsteps.

XXX is
My cat has eaten the pasta and now she’s cheeburger >.<

Today I go out of the house and see this announcement:
Dear residents!
In connection with the repair of the floor and the replacement of the tiles on the 1st floor, the entrance to the house to the elevator, and the exit from the house will be carried out from the second floor.
Administration of TZ.

The: I go home somehow. From the window of a house, a drunken face came out and, with a characteristic spark, threw a bottle from under the beer straight on me. Well, I thought, “I probably lost it...” and threw the same bottle back into his window. She broke two glasses, and she herself in the clothes already at the alkas in the apartment. Mny killed only his phrase: "Huyasse, boomerang..."