and Liana:
Today came to us the head of the Turkish militia by the name of Ebiyugla.

Director Cherkizovsky is not responsible for his Bazar xD

Yesterday, almost the whole day, only I and another person were on Skype, and this morning too.
I write to him:

Vitaly: I greet you, Hemul
Vitaly: We stayed alone in all the infinite skype.
Vitaly: it remains to be seen who of us will be female
Vitaly :)

I am now on Skype :(

Anniken: If a girl lacks brains, she simply has to bear at least a portion of the brain of the guy to be with him in a conversation on an equal footing.

T-kun: Fuck, yesterday my niece burned HDD
The Ance?
T-kun: We sit with our cousin and drink beer. I drank. Then he throws a bottle into the barrel, and I looked at him in a disgraceful way, yet I am Peter’s... "It’s Moscow" he replies. I take my and his bottles, I throw them into the urn "This is Peter"- my replica. The niece sits, nodded... here she writes her juice, approaches the semi-open lounge, throws a sack of juice there and says, “This is Sparta, fuck, 6 years old child!” My brother and I died there XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ance : X'''D fuck, I cry

At night, I walked through the forest into a canal and fell into a mud.
YYY: and how?
xxx is wet
YYY: How did it come out?
XXX: as the sun
XXX: Fast and Fast

I recently downloaded a torrent film from the "Orthodox video" section. So it was dirty to write "Stand up for Christ’s sake" :-D

Pride: It’s time for you to have a wife.
Chupacabr: There would be a place to get it - maybe it would have already gotten...
Pride: What if I film?
Chupacabr: I take pictures sometimes. You have to marry a good girl.)

We have a dog that smells.
The wise man was frightened: and was it not more correct to be called as they joked in childhood - Smackwolf? Everyone knows and remembers this joke :D
Dog stinking: uguu.. and mudila terrible
The wise man: 0

to this:

There are things that are constant in time)))
my son 5 years old, yesterday on the street I hear the oret: "Dad, I clinged my tongue to the saucers AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!and "
Nothing is changing in this world 😉
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I wanted to go out to check if I could pronounce a similar phrase with a tongue attached to the sandwiches, but I remembered that I was 21 and the course is not ready yet.

I am studying biochemistry. I do not touch anyone. The table is right next to the window. Suddenly the snow comes in the window... I understand all winter, snow fun people play in the snow.
I live on 14 (!) Floor O

Hello my favorite group.
Hi the rabbit.
Sunny, take a picture of where the whole group of us is.
YYY: Wait now...
xxx: Good brother, I'll send you a photo of the chickens to see what we have terrible chickens in the group.
XXX is not in the window.
YYY: the goat!!! to

to this:

xxx: You’ve been working at our office for a year and three months, and we haven’t seen your doctor yet!
YYY: He hasn’t arrived yet.
XXX: O_o

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Sorry for the guy! It is on February 29th!!! to

After all, I’m a programmer and I have the right to put a jeans sweater in my office at least once in my life!

Politics is the ability to justify wickedness.

told the submarine.
One day I brought home a half-lived crab. Once it was cut, I threw it in the refrigerator. After a while, he recalled, opened the refrigerator and saw the picture – the crab had eaten all that was eaten in the reach zone and, clutching with cloves, ate the salad...

How is Russia different from Italy? We want to crack the premiere with a heavy object on the head of completely normal people.

You have a romantic dinner today.
See also: AGA
How long do I need to come back then? 😉
After 15 to 20 minutes.
Okay okay 😉 Okay okay. What are you cooking? Or something exotic? Or some delicacies?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
The Maxim!
HH: So where are you?
WOW: Sorry, Pelemeni went out of the plate to take pictures.

After watching the television game "Who Wants to Become a Millionaire", the Ministry of Education approved the following scheme of acceptance of exams in Russian universities: the examiner asks the student 15 questions and 4 answers options. After every 3 questions, the score is raised by a score - from 0 to 5. There is
Three standard tips: 50/50, audience help and a friend call, as well as two unburning scores 1 and 2. Students can respond at any time.
Ask questions and get the assessment on which he stopped.

I have a cat, I have not been able to teach him to the toilet for seven years. I guess where the cattle got. I recently got a kitten, I still didn't have time to explain anything to him, he himself found a bowl in the warehouse, and began to use it as intended. Little he taught this great art of the cat.
And now attention to the question: how to learn to write a large German Shepherd in a bowl?