xxx (3:25) :
I would love to go to bed.)

yyy (3:25) :
My name is pleasure :D

Yesterday I picked up a robot - a vacuum cleaner. I installed the base and turned it on. I sit on the couch and look. The robot went out and started cleaning the carpet. The cat observes from the top splashing (a 4 year old cat about 5 kg). Finally, she can’t stand it and jump on him from above. The robot strangely cried out, the cat pushed away the neighboring villages and prepared to attack. The vacuum cleaner stood in place, thought and went on. The cat attacked again! Only now stood on the way of the robot.Stopped with the front legs, tried to bite him! The vacuum cleaner of the march from the impact of the cat's carcass blurred with its electronic reason. And so stepping in front like a tank, not paying attention to the cat. The opposition was not long :) The cat didn't stand, whispered complaining, tried to turn but the vacuum cleaner pulled her tail and back legs. As a result, this is the picture: I am on the couch. The cat folded on the floor and the vacuum cleaner which closed the cat in half of its steel body with pleasure deaf clutches (seemingly the cat's wool fell into the cradle), and the cat complainingly clutched tried to get out of under the iron monster - stretching the legs forward and clinging to the carpet. and ROFL

At home, I announced to everyone that I would not celebrate my DR. at all. Nothing at all. The day of X. Suddenly, Mom comes from work in the afternoon and begins to cut salads.
I: “Mom, I said we don’t note!
Noah, you do what you want. I have a party!
It has slid out :)

There was a free place... There was a free place. No, she passed by, then she stood over the soul of a man whose place she liked, and then the brain also endured that she was not given in.
Orals on all the bus :D

He goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes out, he goes in, he goes out, he goes in, he goes out, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes in, he goes out, he goes in, he goes out, he goes in, he goes in, he goes out, he goes out, he goes in, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes out, he goes
Private [radio] Who is chasing the bald?

xxx (17:11:43 15/12/2011)
I have a cloud of viruses on my computer.
xxx (17:11:50 15/12/2011)
Last night I played classical music.
xxx (17:12:21 15/12/2011)
The Intelligent Virus
xxx (17:12:25 15/12/2011)
Type "Happy Birthday!"

I think that today all the 10 numbers on the Bolotny rally were surprised to hear how they appealed to them at the rally, as well as that they came there for money.

I would like to wish the authorities in the future not to confuse their "supporters" with those people who were on Bolotny, and also not to give what they want for real.

XXX: Belarus initiates the introduction of a protective rate of import tariff on import to the Customs Union of tablets and laptops
There is a zero rate of tariff. "Making use of these products is unprofitable due to cheap imports,
Thus, it is likely that in the foreseeable future, Russians, Belarusians and Kazakhs will be able to enjoy laptops and tablets of Belarusian production in exchange for more expensive (due to customs) foreign ones.

YYY: In the foreseeable future, will we buy iPads?
XXX: sounds tough, agree :D

Today I listen to that shit on the radio. A young man (P) calls to the studio. There is a small dialogue between him and the leader (b), I hear:
Do you remember any song about winter?
What about our winter? Let’s think of it... Oh remembered – "On the streets, on the streets, on the streets, on the streets, on the streets."

I put up a water drinker, only remembered when the humidity in the apartment changed

Zoya from the Cainozoic: If you are beaten by three people at once, it does not mean that you are necessarily perverted. Maybe you’re just a cat.

She moved to subscriber Zina from ZC, the first day of work, colleagues by votes, of course, still does not distinguish.
On the stationary number:
Ali, where did I get?
Zoya the girl was humorous, the dialogue went like this:
Where did you aim?
in the subscriber.
Wow, we got hit!
Where is Elvis?
She... next to...
Let him come to me!
To whom to you?
To the Director!! to

A couple of psychology.
Subject: Public transportation in particular.
(The girl tells the report)

Girl -...and after 22:00 the light in the train turns off from the phone after this time you need
Turn off or put on the vibrator.

Prep – What do you say?

I read about equipment for speleology:"Reserve carabin - hanging on the ears of the gazebo. Needed for every case. Who to rescue, catch a carrier, throw a comrade in the helmet, lose.
It is an irreplaceable thing! =)

Cats, unlike humans, only lick their ass.

Album with Tattoos.
Fish tattoo so that the lips are fish-sex lips, and are not large.
The comments killed:
DD here it is!! This is the fish of my dreams! 😉 Ladies and gentlemen, good health!! to

CKuB: So please make a cupcake!
Taery: How is it?
CKuB: That’s fucking, as I’m usually, just YOU!! to

Alien: fucking tongue burning....our proverb "Eggs are not taught to chicken" language translates as an established expression "don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
I’ve been hysterical for 15 minutes!!! to

I mean 😉))))))))))))

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am in theatre.
Oh yeah, not so
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am in theatre.

(We live three with a teenage daughter and a cat, I work day by day...)

I come home and see a nervous cat with shaken eyes.
In the evening I sit at the comp, the last questions in the story:
The cat’s tail fucking.
The mad cat.
How to knock a cat by the tail so that it gets upset

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