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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35758
 09.09.2010
XXX: Sweet to you
xxx: again
XXX: Sows are hardly sweet
XXX: If you put on sugar

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35757
 09.09.2010
YuJin: yesterday bought cigarettes with powerful black inscriptions, delighted with the inscription: "Smoking can cause a long and painful death."
YuJin: Fuck, they are still there Mwahaha! I forgot to write.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35756
 09.09.2010
I can say for 8 minutes that I love you crazyly.
YYY: I can more
XXX: Yes I can forever
YYY: The PVP?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35755
 09.09.2010
Parks: Well, all... we came... I write a letter to gender... and only then it turns out that there are smiley everywhere.
Parks: now called, said he is waiting for me tomorrow with a smile on his face to discuss my spelling.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35754
 09.09.2010
The Stalker:
Was she a coward?
The Gold:
Yes, simply, these Chinese began to make labels on the other side, and now on the machine you put them on the back on the pear, right?! to
The Gold:
In the summer you would go swim and think that they are all squeezing, for respect you pull the stomach... and people think - well guy... put on the pants and goes to us to swim!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35753
 08.09.2010
C to employment.
It requires an IT engineer, responsibilities: knowledge of the basic components of the computer, installation of Windows, the ability to strike nails.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35752
 08.09.2010
The case was long ago. When I was in 9-10 classes, I went to the woods with friends on rollers. In one two-day game, after 1 day of play, they drank a beer and became boring. The forest was divided into two parts by a road. They went to the road, built a hangover, hanged the guy on his shoulders, threw a coat, grimped, a loop on his neck, and themselves in green coats in bushes. The time is about 23-30, the stopper passing 99, the man and the guide come out to the hanging. Arriving begins looking into his face, and the body lifts his head, opens his eyes and gives a loud "BУУУУУУУУУ", who stood and crumbled into unconsciousness, after 15 minutes hesitated, looked around without finding anyone and flew away with a whisper =)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35751
 08.09.2010
fade2black: I look at the ads about the apartment

Mythology : and?

fade2black: clean parade, parking, home phone, neighbors dead.

I mean ? ?

fade2black: good neighbors

A good neighbor is a dead neighbor.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35750
 08.09.2010
Gennady Malakhov for failure to appear on the filming site, under the contract, threatens a fine in the amount of 1.5 to 2 million. The rub.

Stay on! He will not return again! God give him health.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35749
 08.09.2010
Survey on the forum
"Your highest achievement"
The answer:
got married
Born a son
Released Counter Strike
I stopped beating people.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35748
 08.09.2010
A friend said:
We get stuck at work, a new system of reporting is introduced to us - "The Galaxy" is called. It was decided who would be the head of the galaxy from our department! In short, Darth Vader appointed Sanitch, and I became the head of building the Death Star! :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35747
 08.09.2010
06.09.2010 22:33:12, SMSM
Putin promulgates the law
In Moscow, you can travel only on kalin.
all
For 5 years, there will be no shutdown, lighting can be taken.
when the caline becomes a lot, you can issue the supplement, say only on the yellow calines.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35746
 08.09.2010
YYY: They’re running clutches already, let’s write without them?
xxx to go)
XXX is (
XXX: I didn’t even notice
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tagged: fucking
xxx: ahahah
We are in captivity.
yyyy : ((

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №35745
 08.09.2010
We have a great man at work, he rattles the driver. In general, he wanted to go on vacation, the simple way he did not go and instead of a statement wrote "chelobitny"... We cried all the office a week.
(Punction and spelling are preserved, the name of the director has only been put into XX)

The Almighty Commander
Heavenly Investment Office
Botanical XX
From the hologram of horseback rides

Celebrated

Oh, you are red sunshine, XXX light XXX! I thank you, my brother, for your care and the good of others! Shlet a tribute to you for transportation and other important assignments of Vank. And asks to give free about 5 days of workers, in order to expose the overseas land, Rumania called... Contrary to evil insinuations and all other ridicules, I decline to be like a lamb, not to frighten the inhabitants of there and others to make disgrace, so as not to shame our office of Heavenly and your name of light... May the all-powerful ruler descend upon you grace beyond earth, prosperity of the unseen horrors of yours and a lot of gold in your closets. I hope in you and I trust...

The boss without blinking the eye signed, then walked 2 days with a smile at 32 teeth)))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35744
 08.09.2010
Status in ASK:
I went to church today for the first time in my life, it was so lovely! People go to church!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35743
 08.09.2010
My sister borrowed.
Closed to her in a note, dug up in a bunch of sludge the series she was going to watch, cut off the sludge in previous series, and renamed the last to the first, the last to the second, etc.
Let me enjoy it)
A sadistic...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35742
 08.09.2010
Scientists have proposed to treat alkyas with LSD. Can you imagine how much alcoholics will change? It fits like this next to the barrel: "Hear the guy, give a coin. We need to feed."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35741
 08.09.2010
This morning, the Tu-154 flight from Yakutia to Moscow made an emergency landing in the Republic of Komi. The crew is in shock, and some passengers have already gone to collect mushrooms.
PaulKaz: When there are two options: to sit and wait for the plane to arrive or to walk in the forest, then I am the second.
Metronome: At the first, the boat mechanic has already stumbled...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35740
 08.09.2010
Nikolai Pryanishnikov, President of Microsoft in Russia is at the end of his life cycle.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35739
 08.09.2010
big_gun_no_1
The main thing is that the Chinese do not enter the game, or Apple will have to remove the skin from the apple. Without a drug.

blackraven_pnd
Yes to? Why didn’t the Chinese get involved? Did Apple remove the skin?
Do not laugh my shoes. An iPhone with two SIMs and a TV is, you know, not ah!
And the Chinese iPad will be with four sims, a video magnetophone with VIEYCES cassettes and a radio receiver "Aurora"


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