I have the feeling that the MTS company is just afraid to tell Valuev that he is fired.

Again, I really want to see a ballet on TV - "Lebbi Lake".
On all channels!

Did you test the ticket sales system?
– Yes...
- The customer has now bought a ticket for the date "82.13.-891". Either you tell him now how many days are left before the trip, or we transfer you to the office of a padovan.

I am sitting behind the compot now, and my husband is putting my son to sleep, 2.5 years old. I hear my husband tell him a story:
...and then came for him a car...You know what a car is?! to
I do not know.
“Well, it’s when horses ride first, and a room on wheels follows them.
O_O

My mother is an alien or a saint. I was a witness to a miracle!! to
and???? to
“She found my cluttered headphones on my desk, wrapped them and put them in my bag. And when I came to the institute they didn’t get confused again!!! They were lying well!! I am in shock!! I don’t know how to live with it now!
I’ve always dreamed of telling you that no one will believe you ?

Call the rescue service in the area
Tagged with: alo
In Greece, pigs are poorly born. It is not in hand. We drank her beer to calm her down. What to do next?
XHH:Guddy

We had a secretary (simpapulechka and at the same time a sports master in karate) put the theme of a common mail of some pink mice. No one likes it, but no one disputes it.)

I recently went to a psychiatrist and said:
I play dance, like dependency.
One of the psychologists:
What is your efficiency?

Bremaver: I remembered a banal way to confuse a person. Ask "you down?" and point your finger up.

Funny advertisement went - The dentist says: "I am often treated with tooth pain..." AND WHAT should I treat him? With hemorrhoids?

You need to allocate 18+ to the advertisement, at least during the day it will not be shown.

Our players have become champions of the Paralympic Games.
The main collection?

Only in Russia to the doctor, taking from 4 o'clock, you can sit in the line for 2 hours, and you have a TALLON for 4!

I work in the security department. The customer comes to connect the apartment to the security controller. Fill out documents and in the object card (the characteristics of the apartment) writes, literally:
- Two-room apartment in the first entrance on the first floor of the nine-storey panel house, windows of the kitchen and lodge out on the back of the house, the bedroom window on the entrance (facade). Animals in the apartment: a dumb cat. In the event of a cat alarm or cat attack on the police officer, shoot the cat to the defeat (you will shoot, do not damage the linoleum, the apartment can be rented)

I can’t stand up to see the cat’s hand.

256 days a year. Congratulations to all involved!

The suv:

In St. Petersburg, a pensioner stole six million rubles and Faberge eggs

Give me your eggs back!!!! to

I sit in the cabbage... The playlist is just to inspire... Here you and scurvy, and Bilan, and Alsu, and metal with Kenny J... Gesto... Poor my brain...

Upd: Oh, Ramstein went... I’m waiting for Mozart and Sepulture...

Dear iPhone 4S owners! We remind you that tomorrow morning the spells of your wickedness will disappear and you will become poor again. =) is

See photos from the car show. One of the companies presented a concept car with completely transparent doors.
Commentary of husband:
And not to scratch...

From the ASK:
...
Wgr: When we were sitting in the apartment, after the celebration, did he know that he was wet?

wgr: Girls from the universe asked him to sing a song under the guitar that reminds him of them and is associated with them.

Wgr: When I heard the familiar introduction, I was alert. And when the words went: "Children's Shallows on the Tossy Shallows" I couldn't stand and just scratched my legs with laughter C: