I can only say one thing about this person - when he fell asleep behind the wheel, and the passenger in panic grabbed the steering wheel, then this pepper even turned on a barrel!

From the correspondence:
Give me a warming cold.
Light from the factory table. Are you not heating?
Butter, butter...

Don’t be upset, the dishes beat to happiness.

It was a collage with a Siberian ulcer.

A child would never open the door to Baba Ege. If it were like Alenushka or the queen, it could still be.
Yyy: Baba Egge - thank you, to tears XD
Vvv: Baba EGE is worse than me
Zzz: My name is Alonushka. I’ll get my hair wrapped up and get stuck in other people’s apartments.

I am corresponding with the employee (C):
(C) - I download the text of the letter: "Dear Goddan! We are pleased to cooperate with your company! Working with you is a great gesture for us, but due to the changing market conditions we are forced to raise prices by 20%.
(I) - I think, in the original there was not JEST, but HONOR!
PS: The contractors agreed without negotiating.

The apologists of the flat earth must be gathered together, landed onto the spacecraft and launched into space. and irreversible!
Cheaper to go from the outskirts.

<XXX> "I will bring you to court. I fully comply with your requirements webki" - writes to us in response to polite refusal in the interview a lawyer from the city of Yekaterinburg. 44 years, the resume of which says: "convincing, benevolent".

I sit by the open window and hear a loud child’s voice from the street:
and Serena! Go out, I took the ball!
I felt like I was back in my childhood, in the late 1980s. I remember how at that time we played football, ran on the buildings, made carbide squads.
But the evil cry of a neighbor from the neighbor’s window:
What are you nuts? There are no phones?
It quickly brought me back to my harsh reality.

I watched the following picture this morning: a man came to Hover with his aunt in special clothes. They walked around the courtyard and wrapped large holes in squares and measured something there. After they left, a man in shoes came out and completed smaller holes. A brigade of workers.

My friend managed to get behind the scenes of one transmission of the lottery.
I always thought that in the lotto everything is fair: they pull barrels and, at first glance, there is no deception – just the chances of winning are very small. But my friend heard one phrase she probably shouldn’t have heard:

Today we pull warm bottles.

I’m not going to say the name of this cowboy, but I assume they’re not the only ones working that way.

When I was a child, I visited my grandmother in the city of N often. My father was there for the first time at that time.
Everyone knows what a tram is. And he was in this city in the area with the historically established name "Vodopoj".
And so, the father is in the tram and hears instead of the name of the following stop the announcement of the driver: "The tram is going to the park on the water." The locals were already accustomed to this, so he laughed alone. So it seems: a bunch of small red tram drivers collided near the reservoir and friendly bread water.

Terrorists used Telegram to prepare terrorist attacks in St. Petersburg. St. Petersburg must be banned. I apologize.

Matroška: how I was looking for a trauma point - a separate story :)
I stumbled the address, hit the cards, come, and at this address ritual services. I didn’t like the diagnosis on the internet.

This was blocked by the State Duma Linkedin, and there _my_ data. LinkedIn did not lose much from the blockade in Russia. But now, thanks to the idiots from the State Dura, I, a citizen of Russia, cannot legally access my own data abroad.

The Ukrainian Rada has done the same with Russian sites in an independent territory: Ukrainian users cannot get legal access to their own data while in their homeland.

Our Blade State Duma recently recommended Ukrainians ways to bypass the blockade, and now it is trying to ban these same ways to bypass the blockade on the territory of Russia. Isn’t it crazy?

Whatever the Vathnics, Ukrops, Mosquitoes say there (how do they call each other there?There is no fundamental difference between the blatant power of Russia and the blatant power of Ukraine.

Employees of our organization experiencedly managed to establish that for the emergency resumption of the working capacity of any program or equipment it is enough to pronounce the name of sysadmin loudly and clearly and restart.

There is one arc on my way to work. carefully in front of the school. So, before, there was the inscription: "10A sausage". This inscription lasted two years. The ten-classers, who were in it, changed, but the 10A class itself permanently sucked, regardless of the composition of the ten-classers. This week, the arc, gm, "restaurated" - painted the walls, painted the cylinder. And 10A could probably breathe more freely, without obstructing the breathing of foreign objects in the mouth. But it was not there. Today on the way to work, I saw the arch updated. On the wall was written with a black mark: "Truth will not be painted: 10A still sows".
Something in this life is constant.

I don’t know how love novels are now, but in the 90s I came to visit relatives. There I met Sim Chtiv, because there was no other, and before the advent of the Internet was very far away. I was 13 years old and after reading I walked like a bag. In short, the pornhub is resting. About the wedding there is the last paragraph, and in places - quite tough porn. There it is, of course, beautifully all described in the novels, I didn't even understand half because of all these vicissitudes, but the gesture is complete. Usually boys don’t even think of taking it out of the shelf and reading about love, but I knew! XDD Since then, I have looked at girls singers reading something like this with suspicion. Well yes yes yes. I knew they had in mind.)

He had a telegram messenger.
Whoever knew and wanted - used, the rest was a poof.
But then Roskompozor threatened to block him - and almost all of his acquaintances immediately put him up.
The Barbara Streisand Effect in Action.

It seems only yesterday I read the smelling colour magazine "Knowledge is power" with the new novel of Strugacki "Waves extinguish the wind". and today. Suddenly a news. "Today is 20 years since the first Harry Potter book was released."This is the same boy I am old, it turns out.

We recently talked about an up-to-date topic for graduates. They all passed the same scenario, as they all studied in the same city at the same time. Everyone, except my aunt’s husband, who finished school in the district center (read the village). The further dialogue:

How was your graduation?

It was good. And there was vodka, and there was a fight.

And what? Surprisingly, did you participate in it too?

It is sad:

How not to participate, change the bill...