XX: By the way, if Tolstoy was a rapper, he would have pursued the norms, Fat Leo.

YYY: He would be called by Feth on the bat, such as only one Fat can be on the Russian rap scene.
This is fet.

Yyy: Or would Turgenev beat him "You see, Leva, what you are wearing! He called himself a fet. You don’t have your own ideas, you’re also ill with graphomania."

Yyy: And Tolstoy would have answered "You, Vanya, have not written a single big novel. Your literature is clear to me. Everything is simple, short and obvious. You can only throw dogs and it’s offensive."

Batin friend, Colonel of the Ministry of Internal Affairs said:
In the 90s, he was still an opera investigating the attack on a Roma baron who barred gold and drugs. The brothers held him in his own mansion for three days, beaten him with a bowl and kicked it to him, well, understand where. In the fireplace, they were looking for gold. Nothing was found, they locked the Gypsies in the barracks, supported by the same barracks, burned the barracks and dropped them. Well, he somehow got out to the menta, better on the menta than the banducks will get back. Well, there is an investigation, then yes, the cochlear was taken, like a thing, fingerprints, all the affairs. Only the Gypsies were somewhat nervous, everyone was worried about where they would go when they would return. In short, all the gold was found in a cottage, poured into a thin tube, painted and painted on top. When the bandits were caught, the chief barely put his hands on himself when he learned that for three days he held in his hands 6 kg of pure gold. So the correct proverb, if you want to hide well, put it in a visible place.

# is curious.

And yet they are together!

The figure of one of the loudest criminal cases of recent times, Yevgeny Vasilyeva, became the secretary of the house in which she lives. This elite apartment building is located in the center of Moscow at the address Milky Street, House 6, between Ostosenko and Prechistenskaya Shore.
There, Vasilyev lives in a 13-room apartment. This was where she served her house arrest.

In the disposal of the agency "Moscow" were copies of the protocols of the annual meeting of residents of the house, where it is said about the appointment of Vasilyeva to the new position. This decision was unanimously supported.
It is noteworthy that the Chairman of the Chamber of Deputies is former Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov. His signature is contained under the minutes of the meeting. Also, the tenants of the house placed on the former official the duties of the accounting commission of the partnership.

I just want to be happy for the residents of the house! and :)

Jade Spirit
Well, it’s for the onion, the arbalet won’t go. And the essence is simple - you release a arrow, and while it flies you have to release a few more.
Sorka
by Dick. It’s harder with the arbalet than with the onion, however.
Jade Spirit
If at least three are in the air at the same time - a warrior, less - go train. It was the Indians.
Sorka
*Sorka tried to present in this competition an arbalet with a mechanism of tension "door" and fell under the table*
Jade Spirit
And by Sartre ; )
Jade Spirit
Only with self-reliance.
Jade Spirit
You also offered to conduct this contest with the rifle of Mosin. "Shoot two fascists while the first is still falling"

The slogan of the day: "Everyone to the presidential election Prezhnev!"

My brother was a member of the commission on the legalization of self-construction buildings. For a long time, a middle-aged woman went to them, trying to design some extension to the house. Very intelligent, very patient. Each time she was given new comments and sent for a certificate. She listened to everything carefully, scrupulously recorded it in the notebook and returned in a month, again received comments, again went for another certificate. This lasted about a year. And during her last visit, one of the commissioners, apparently by mistake, categorically stated that the adjustment could not be legalized for such a reason. The woman fell into a stupor for a couple of seconds, then placed all the present and some absent representatives of the authorities with a three-storey mat, thrown into them documents, turned and went out without saying goodbye, loudly knocking the door. The Chairman came first. He stood up, gathered all the sheets and thoughtfully spoke, addressing the members of the commission: "It is necessary to legalize."

The Russian football team is suspected of using doping.
The doping of our team is brake fluid.

entered the site. Left news column:

The air in the aircraft poisoned the passengers and crew.

In Volgograd, a rage quarantine was declared.

The Ministry of Health spoke about the contribution of medicine to the improvement of Russian demographics.

There are no healthy high school students in Russia.

The outbreak of enterovirus infection closed the camp "Orlenok"

I wanted to add the mutation to the birds, at least, and the way of transmission through water. And then I realized it wasn’t a plague.

RBC news: "The Ministry of Education called for proof of the power of domestic theology"

Neither add nor take away, as they say.

The xxx:
I watched a tennis game and the commentator issued the phrase wow you need another eye. Question: Why am I roaring like a fool?
and ZZZ:
Because you are a fool :)

You have a phone, you can call and write SMS. So what shit do you pay for the internet, pursue 3G, 4G and so on to put on the phone a sling that allows you - attention - to call and write, and identify by the same phone number??? Where is logic?? to

And you, son, look at how much a minute of conversation, one SMS and a megabyte of traffic in a package cost. Can you count? Here and calculate the cost of one replica in the messenger, by voice and by SMS. Especially fun when you write with friends in another city. I don’t want to work on SMS.

I tell a friend that there are LED lamps in which you can reduce and add light. They are called dimmer lamps.
She can’t remember the name, then I suggest to remember as the name of the prime minister, Dima-dimmer.
In the store, she asks for LED light bulbs with an apple... yeah, you guessed correctly... with dimon.

I love my lab. At the wall there is a cage with a pair of wave-shaped puppets. Next to the binocular is a pen for flying flies, suspiciously similar to a female’s tail pen. It is assumed that the paparazzi were originally introduced as a renewable source of a working tool.

Friend, you don’t need to explain to me as if I’m your colleague, hug me normally as if I’m down.

They were on their birthday with relatives. Father watched for a long time how the children boasted to each other with spiners, and then issued:
Remove all your spinners. When I was a child, I had a real spinner – Julia was called!

Livinforever: My mother has a khal from the Reichswehr. And I, fucking, strive every time this infection echoingly asks if I closed the session.

xxx (03:24:30)
Go to sleep.
yyy (03:25:14)
It was as if we were sitting in one room.
xxx (03:25:23)
turn to)
yyy (03:25:39)
You are stupid, I turned around.
xxx (03:25:44)
I know )

You run every weekend and think you don’t have a problem with alcohol. Alcohol is no problem with you.

I read the description of the "magic properties" and the benefits of a new-fashioned toy called a spinner.
It develops fine motor skills, which helps improve speech and writing... well, precision of movements... suddenly: getting rid of bad habits... oh! This is interesting, and what? - constantly turning in the hands of various useless objects! tchadown :-)

She is emm.
She: Can I find the file if I forgot its name and where it lies?
He says: I can!
He: Only not the fact that this will be the file.