They were in the opera at the premiere of a new production. There the main character at the end "cut" both hands on his shoulders. A tragic, tense scene is replaced by a bright image of souls of lovers, merging together (the hero, of course, as the soul, hands in place). The orchestra plays tense music, suddenly there is silence, and a neighbor, an elderly woman on the whole lingerie:
"What does love do! And the hands grew!" The remaining five minutes the nearest rows were running in an attempt not to stumble in the whole voice :)

Driving from work in a bus, next to grandmother (yyy) with grandson of 9 years (xxx) were driving, their conversation:
Didn’t you think you’d give Caroline a gift?
XXX: No, I don’t know what to give.
Give her flowers and a box of candy. You will come in a costume, beautiful. Would like it, would be pleasant.
XXX: No Baaab is not
Then give the doll a big present.
I don’t want one gift, I want many small ones.
Then give her seeds.

News on "5" is burning. The missing An-2 aircraft.
"The tape has been removed!) with a recording of a request for assistance received by an amateur radio on his mobile phone (!and "
Oh, so I see an amateur radio receiving help signals on a mobile phone and, in principle, recording it on a crom film cassette.

Q: Is it time to crack? The sister said that in my car "from baton to Gandon"

I saw a camel yesterday. Bite for the first time in my life. Immediately I think in my head: "the camels are made out of straw! One in one!"

At school, a retired teacher gave
I will take the kids on a trip. at the cemetery
She says it’s so wet that it’s raining.
The answer scared me.
So I am at night!

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Q: Are you still angry? = * (
Go to the hell of hell!

XXX: Gentleman, something happened to the server, the websites do not fade
YYY: Yes, I cut it off this morning, I’ll turn it on now.
XXX is naughty?
YYY: Yes, Katya was afraid to sleep, and as he cut off, customers woke up

A: AITI is generally the largest criminal sphere in Russia and Ukraine. We have something to be proud of.
B: Yesterday on the arrow of the bad guys went down - they threw the pretext began to throw mol java cooler si sharp. At first we wanted to turn the basar into peaceful rails, but when they began to be called lameras... this in nature is only washed with blood.

I go out of the store tonight in the dark, I see that a truck is parked near the house all shaded, and the headlights are burning. I look at him with an imminent gaze and notice myself so insidiously: "Wow, tomorrow someone will not get out of the morning." And then from the driver's window comes a loud voice like this: "Don't sit down, I will go". Then think about "reading thoughts"... 0_o

To get to, for example, the seventh floor in the press center, it was necessary to go a difficult route: to climb to the third on foot, then - to the fifth on two escalators, to find a working elevator, long looking at the buttons, trying to figure out which one to press: the one with the number 7 and the sticker 11, or the one with the sticker 7 and the number 3 - and, of course, not to guess from the first time.

Those who tried to climb and get from the first to fifth floors on foot were awaited by disappointment: on the randomly selected floors, the staircase cells were closed.

Describe the girl of your dreams in three words.
A smart and beautiful cook.

Olympics in London (4th place in total)
At the Vasilyevsky descent all 130 Russian prize winners of the Olympic Games received a gift of Audi cars – 48 Audi A8 for the gold won, 35 Audi A7 Sportback for silver and 47 – Audi A6 for bronze.

Paralympic Games in London (second place in total)
The ceremony took place in the Alexander Hall of the Great Kremlin Palace, where the Olympic gold prize winners were honored in August.
Five athletes were awarded the Order of Honor and 37 athletes were awarded the Order of Friendship. Recall that the Russian national team showed the highest result in the history of performance at the Paralympic Games, winning 36 awards of highest dignity, 38 silver and 28 bronze medals in individual and team disciplines.

That’s because they’re disabled, right? Do they not need money?

I work in a studio that provides various media services, from recording to advertising videos and websites. We are constantly busy, often even coming to work on weekends. Dialogue at work:

Is it true that Igor is on vacation today?
A: Yes Yes
X is real? With the weekend?! to

Not from a good life this popularity of loneliness. For example, when men of the reproductive age of 20+ have to either scratch or scratch, because 90% of their peers need to have time to sell their youth and beauty more expensive, looking for a "successful and experienced" gross sum on BMW.

I am looking for a girl who flew on 09.09.2012 flight SU1450 at place 11E

With my daughter (3 years old) at the adult hospital. Everyone congratulates the culprit, daughter (crying everyone) - "I also want to congratulate! Give me too! The AAA! Congratulations to you!"
Following this dialogue:

I: Congratulations
All guests immediately shift the focus to the child.
D: Congratulations on your birthday!
I: Well wish for something...
D: I want... I want...? I want Barbie!

He rescued a neighbor's old woman from a neighbor's drunk. He really moved him away a little and suggested to leave.
The old lady, giving testimony to the district officer, barely sat me and said: "He pushed his head, he fell and struck his head at the wall. He himself was guilty." And he continued to list the "crimes" of this drunken woman. He smokes in the entrance, he loudly quarrels with his wife and generally shit. When the drunkard heard of the old lady's testimony, he wrote down all his bruises and knots on me.
I no longer save the old man. I did not like.

Quick Start Guide.pdf - 489 pages... really fast

>> Timati is allowed to listen from the age of 6 and Abba is 18+ only.

Well, if on the level of mental development - then everything is right, except that ABBAs little polstili, somewhere 12-14 years is normal.

A very good propaganda move! ABBA will be listening from 12 years of age "as big" and the timati - the west will be, because"for kindergartens"