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I saw the advertisement:
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Want to get rid of loneliness?
We will teach you how to cook mushrooms properly.

It is very unpleasant to have a good hearing for a couple with a bad voice.

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There lived in the town of South Park in Colorado a boy named Timmy (mentally and physically disabled from birth). Their parents dreamed that their son would be a good man. Timmy grew up and became named Timati and moved to Moscow. As a disabled, he remained.
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Nea, Timmy is a lot more cool, some kind of pido from Moscow! Does anyone think of a friend? and :)

Well, in this case, apparently, her finger was pulled into the anus during orgasm, so for her, this became a super-erogenous zone. by R.B
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What a shit! Apparently wrote a boy who read strange articles and poorly knows the female body. As a woman I declare: Orgasm during a cyst can be completely involuntary. Just as it can be in other unusual situations (for example, in a hairdresser from touching hair). I personally know a girl who ends up in a plane stupid of fear.

It is hard to love a wife – most often she loses, not to love – too.

One of many car designs. happened in the days.
It is a very small ring road, there are no priority signs, so those who drive on the ring and want to drive from it on the next turn miss those who enter the ring on the right. The movement is lively, getting into the stream is quite difficult. First is a young boy on his right hand.
The Toyota King. Apparently, not so long ago behind the wheel - in a couple of clicks he did not risk to move, on the rear glass the sign-triangle of the old sample with the letter "U". People are patiently waiting. The most impatient ride around the Queen even to the right and, cutting those entering the ring, rush away. One of these Schumachers, judging by the death of the toned and hanged "nine", as young, but already distracted, before breaking out of the ring, literally slowed for half a second in front of the driver of the "King" to shout him in the face:
Learn to ride, student.
It runs out of the ring. That half-second was not enough for him to get away with Gazelle. Accident, the flow on the ring is blocked, which is used by drivers waiting on the ring. The first, of course, is the boy on the King. Again, he faces his offender. Reply to C
The “Kings”:
You hear! I have such teachers!? to
Yale avoided another accident - the driver who was driving for the "King" was hysterical. We drove after him.

Demon, hello to you! How is it? You are where?
Where to go, in the Kremlin.
I am on the Baikal...

xxxh: I could of course sneeze out of my own greed and say to you "go ipazzo", but I won’t.
WOW: I could of course also sneeze from your greed and say "go", but once you won’t...

It does not contain humor:

What kind of hero does this do?

I was sitting on the balcony last night. I watch the picture: in the house opposite the balcony of the 5th floor a woman stands and runs into the emptiness of something like 'morza go home.' in a couple of minutes from where that of the bushes spreads happy 'Miu!' and the cat begins to answer her... Dialogue:
She is: Moore! You have found!
The Cat: Meu
She: Go home soon.
Cat: Meu Meu (you are a fool? The doors are closed, what do I have to pull on the wall???)
She (seemingly understood the cat: go lady tell you. Will I go down from the fifth floor?
The cat complains: meaaau :(
She is fucking!! to
He leaves the balcony.

Recently, an anti-spam question was asked: "Call the name of the fairy tale Anderson". 5 people have already written "Pamela" o_O

HHH: My cat has the wire on the compass bitten again...

Is it a bite?

xxx: yeah columns bites, only columns pofig, his current fucking he is now walking with twisted beards at me...

Tagged: bar cat

I'm even upset by your mouse.

XXX: And I have broken up. I went to put on Arinka, little girl. I slept with her on the couch. I wake up when my child tells me a story.

XXX: Who else has stolen

[166mmx] By the way about vodka
Voidy is yes.
[166mmx] is good

I will give 3 meters of polyethylene in good hands.

xxx: today we are sitting with a comrade at my house, I show him how in two weeks the cockroach has reasserted that he is not afraid of a niqab and eats from my hand
XXX: We are sitting there, so we are learning new teams. Here comes the sister.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: silently removes the hose, approaches us in three steps, beats our favourite from scale! Then, with the words "well, and the men went, they can do nothing themselves" proudly removed his...

XXX: Do you call me?
yyy: I don’t know... I’ve been afraid of him since he performed in karaoke "Cigarette smoke with menthol".
xxx :D
Do you know who is not drunk?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY But filled with such a heavy bass "And I found another. I don’t love it, but I kiss it..." I’ll never forget it. I still present him in a bloody jacket and a tail.

He witnessed the situation...
A clothes shop, a married couple over 40, she is in an active search for something there, her husband, with a loose look, talks around. I walk among the hangers, choose jeans...Heat, measuring the fan.
And suddenly I hear the condemning half-shoop of a woman: "Well, you are an adult man, and you look under the shirt of the mannequins!"

From a game forum:
XXX is people!What to do after the game is installed???? to
Yyy: Try to play it.