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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35698
 07.09.2010
“Black color is too sad,” Ostap said. “Green is also not suitable: it is the color of broken hope. Lily is no. Let the chief of the threat drive in the violin car. Pink is gone, blue is banal, red is too credible. You will have to paint "Antilopa" in yellow color. It will be bright but beautiful."
About the color of Lada Putin and chosen...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35697
 07.09.2010
2:31:26) 1111 Looch, what are you thinking about now?
[2:31:57] 2222: where to find "forms of wage, mainly used for each of the categories of workers;"
[2:32:10] 2222: Or was it necessary to write something romantic? ( by

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35696
 07.09.2010
One day, the employees of AutoVAZ ordered the development of an electrical amplifier in the electronics industry at NETI - they developed it. Then they began to make demands like “make it cheaper!” – they did,
“to make under domestic chips!” – “no, at least one import must be put, because in Russia the chips are not produced!″ – “it’s okay, but one and not more!” – because with them – they did,
But in the end there was “but now fit it under here these here guests on electronics” and guests 73 years, when the chip was almost not there and they were the size of a suitcase. They were sent and sent here. And they ordered this development somewhere in the Armenian Niya, and then the rolls of inets went like the wheel of the new jiggels glitter.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35695
 07.09.2010
After class, we sit on self-training and play the mafia:
The city is asleep...
The mafia wakes up and chooses who to kill, the mafia falls asleep.
The doctor wakes up and chooses whom to treat, the doctor makes his choice and falls asleep.
The course commander enters the open door: the city wakes up and goes to run 5 kilometers

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35694
 07.09.2010
Templier: I’m playing the game “Heaven over Berlin”... two flies are flying around the room and I’m trying to strike them down with a pulverizer.
Templier: Now I'll light the lamp and I'll paint the projectors
Target: can be raised, type, air alarm
Templary: the option))))
Templier: If the parents go ridiculous, of course, the atmosphere will come out.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35693
 07.09.2010
<@Olezhek> "Janukovych was presented with a goldened ivory pistol"
<@Mike> and one bullet

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35692
 07.09.2010
and Nukie:
I’ve heard that they are creating an entirely new game console.

and Nukie:
with a real Russian name.

and Nukie:
e-box

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35691
 07.09.2010
We have medical informatics this semester. What do you think is better to cut the appendix in C++ or Java?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35690
 07.09.2010
Tony Stark: In Chertanovo a new fighter for justice appeared, Hopneg-Good, he takes cigarettes from the rich, and smokes them himself, on the rights of the poor))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35689
 07.09.2010
Anya (19:59:01 6/09/2010)
I need to help..I fucking how to make a table in Microsoft

Student (19:59:23 6/09/2010)
What a Tabel? In which Microsoft?

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35688
 07.09.2010
by Finita:
News on Yandex "Putin promised not to violate the Constitution at the 2012 election".

by Finita:
Putin has done a favor to the people. >_<

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №35687
 07.09.2010
The type told, he has a friend in the management company works, a sanitary technician. On the challenge came - flooded the house. They come, the water on the walls roar, and the owner in the middle of the room stands and bow him. Sandwiches a little in the water. And the guy says to him, “Yes, fucking, this is the fourth apartment where I’m being flooded!” He even took this house specifically on the last floor, so that no one else would flood... And above his ceiling a boiler... Epic field, gentlemen...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35686
 07.09.2010
Question on the forum:
Alex_UAN: Can you kill a person with a diamond powder by adding it to coffee?

One of the answers:
Probably can. In any case, this is how (diamond powder in lubrication) were paralyzed all the robots on the shaley planet by the false doctor Verkhovtsev in the cartoon "The Secret of the Third Planet".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35685
 07.09.2010
XXX: Fuck the mouse
YYY: be it! Gashi falls
XX: Would I know where it’s flying when I turn on the lights
Is he flying without gabarits?
Theme: AGA
Punish him...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35684
 07.09.2010
Comments on the movie "Tex" on torrent tracker:
xxx: "Genre: Drama"
Indeed, with a budget of $35,000,000 to remove such a go* but it’s a drama...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35683
 07.09.2010
XXX: I was not taken to the artist :(
I come, they ask me.
xxx: Do you want to sign up?
xxx: yes
XXX: How old is your child?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35682
 07.09.2010
I got a girlfriend one before yesterday calls, type acquaintances advised to call, and says:
She brings me a book,
I - what happened
I need to put XP.
I – what was it before?
It is Vista
Do I have wood?
It is NET!
I'm a blueberry then I'll have to fuck
It’s not a basar, it’s just with Gandalf ?
Can I give you a gender? ? ?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35681
 07.09.2010
Strict behavior of advertising sales manager:
“Good morning, my name is (no matter) Can I talk to the director?
You can... but it’s not there now.
When will he be?
and today.
Please tell me what the director’s name is.
I cannot tell you...
Do you know the name of your director???? to
I know! I will not tell you!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35680
 07.09.2010
I am not "sova", just my body requires to live on the greenwich and wakes up and falls asleep 4 hours later than Moscow time =)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35679
 07.09.2010
I accidentally looked at a friend in the aska, she had three groups of contacts there: cries, silences and a pissy box... I am in the box...

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