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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №142494
 26.06.2017
Xxx: Not lying on the knee, but a craft handmade
Xxx: Give the Smoothie

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №142493
 26.06.2017
How many strings do you press in a lying position?
Kilograms of two hundred.
You are a nickname, but you don’t speak outwardly.
That’s the amount in a week.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142492
 26.06.2017
The typical "survivor error" If the probability of some figi is not zero, you must always be prepared for the fact that it will happen to you. and behave accordingly
WOW: The probability that, as a result of Browne’s movement, all of your atoms will suddenly fly in one direction is not zero. Only I can’t see you behave like a man who is about to be crushed at a wall with epic force?
HH: So why then? I live in constant horror :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142491
 26.06.2017
Commentary on the movie "Baptist Father 2":
Here's what you can say about the classic, recounting the story that became a cure for
hundreds of other films, both American and other countries, I think is unnecessary to issue
The praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father, and the praise of the Holy Father.
Praise the paintings of Tiziano or the Rolls-Royce car group. 10 of 10. and charisma
It could be measured with something, such as speed or mass, it was measured at 100%.
6 in the Alps. It would be said, this guy has 1/100 alpachino, this one has 1/3 and this one has 1/100 alpachino.
td

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142490
 26.06.2017
No, right fucking, do not perceive them as a service, as a sexual object - and then you need a naphiga at all? for the birth of children? So, as an incubator on your legs, you cannot be perceived, you are offended.

No need for women like you, calm down. Do you have hands? You are teenager. Try to cook and wash cowards - this is what an old mother has.
And you can also go to the pyjamas - in these days it is super fashionable.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №142489
 25.06.2017
Today I had the most quiet exam in the universe.
You did not give up, right?
I knew I was writing, and I was calm as an udv.
XHHH: The paddle was stuck as I slide, but I didn’t have time to re-set up and walked through the forest so calmly, as if drowning.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №142488
 25.06.2017
Mom, how did I come up?
Why are you not interested?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142487
 25.06.2017
A: Masal Tōm, wa-haag samayah! Congratulations and celebrations!

A: Shalom, Venami

A: Taky Shalom, Rebecca

Q: And what, Rabbi, did yesterday’s Sabbath go well?

A: It is wonderful! I have spoken with a loud voice so far.

A: What has happened? Who hurt your throat?

A: Coi and Leps.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №142486
 25.06.2017
Comments under the photo with the image of tools for castration (yes-yes, and this is found on the Internet)
xxx: I have eggs from one only look into the body pulled
yyy: I hope you know that some of the tools are not for cutting but for crushing?
XX: Thank you, now I’m much easier.
Yyy: Of course, minus a gram of 100!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №142485
 25.06.2017
Tagged with >
Why do swimmers swim?

Tagged with >
It is forbidden to swim in shoes and shoes. Dress code

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №142484
 25.06.2017
PishuOdinBred: In Paradise goes the one who in the struggle, fighting not dirty hands by the Eighth. Tell me I repeat. In fact, it is not so. Just an interesting topic. My horizon is wide. I know what the eighth is. The eighth is a sign of our renewed liberal time, a time of fictional heroes, stupid protests and loud exposures. The Osmium is a fertilized soil for journalist opus, which is instantly captured by the rest of the world. If the Eighth has a strong light energy that balances his "black hole", he becomes a true Eighth for you - a friend, a helper, a nurse and a housewife.
Idzo: And I read, I thought, I thought – metaphors, all things. I even found meaning! Then I read your nick. The Scotch! and :(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142483
 25.06.2017
I watched a video about the breeders of Bengal cats.
D: Let’s open our pet.
I: Who will we divorce?
D: The Lohov

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142482
 25.06.2017
Article on the Eighth. $200 thousand for 1 gram - this is the price of the most expensive metal in the world called the isotope Osmia-187. Externally, it looks like a black powder with a purple shade and is the most dense substance on our planet.
The comments:
XXX: And why do we need it???? to
YYY: I join the question. Do you really need it for that price?
zzz: trucks for fishing equipment ох@#tyles are obtained

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №142481
 25.06.2017
xxxh: came such a guy, crack, and let’s forge your screwdriver in the wires. A small bow is jumping through. I can’t stand it, I ask – Will you get the electricity? And he is so, cuddly - Well you will do artificial breathing! I, dark to him - I can't breathe, but there is a wooden swab, I will be able to repel, in case of anything. The hands.
YYY: They are like stripteaseers, cuddling, making money.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №142480
 25.06.2017
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and ras. אױ װײ) is a racial Jewish exclamation expressing annoyance, disturbance, irritation, discontent, disappointment, confusion, existential metaphysical grief, or simply batthort. It translates as “Oh!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №142479
 25.06.2017
XXX: I wonder, does a vegetarian swallow or spit? and :)
YYY: If the man is a goat, he splashes, and if he is a cucumbers, he swallows.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142478
 25.06.2017
The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Abkhazia has banned employees from detaining and inspecting cars with foreign numbers.

Mass dismissals have begun.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142477
 25.06.2017
Vladimir Ivanov 24.06.2017 at 23:29

You have to play football naked. Immediately the motivation to play at speed when you are chased by a huge naked black man.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №142476
 25.06.2017
from ZH:
The PC Rabbit:
In America, dogs are married, blacks are lynched and children are eaten.
We need to go...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №142475
 25.06.2017
In the 1970s and 1980s, every printer was registered with the KGB.

For today’s young people who don’t know that in the 1970s and 1980s the KGB staff ratio to the number of printers in the country was about 10 to 1, it sounds, of course, scary.

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