A funny phrase was given to me by local television in the news:
"Maybe the president will come or himself(!) The Prime Minister"
clearly =)

He returned home in the evening. It is late, nothing is visible, rare lights are burning. In front of me, somewhere in 50 meters, comes a girl. Suddenly, under the next lamp, before her pops out some fool and unfolds a coat under which no other clothes. I didn’t even have time to think of anything, the girl quietly shakes up and shakes off her ass.
Fucking in the mouth! It quickly grows back into the bushes.
From the girl's side, a contemptible "slaback" is heard, hurriedly clamps up the cough and quietly goes on.

I look at various questionnaires in contact...I just opened a girl’s page, on the wall of a bunch of graffiti:
Painted Heart
"You are sexy"
"That’s what you are"
"x*y to you for the cover"
"You are fun"

In Mega, the guard met twice on the way, both times he delighted with dialogues in the raid:
The first dialogue:
security guard (O): * speaks to the receiver * listen
girl operator (DO): *pshpshššššššššššššššš* go to the square number *pshpššššššššššššššš* as you accepted?
A: Looking at yourself in the window, with a very sad voice, close to the heart

The second dialogue:
A: hostess, allow you to go with the tea to fill up, the strength is no longer among your boutiques to walk.
Before: No
A: Am I a creature trembling or do I have a right?! to
Please do not make inappropriate assumptions.

From Encounter:
In one of the search levels in the fight, you had to find the locations of the paintings of Salvador Dali, their names in order and were code. From the telephone conversation of the field (p) with the headquarters (sh):
Q: What is the picture? Explain what is drawn?
A: Well, there are two of them, and some of them.
Q: What are the two x? Can you say human?
Q: How can I tell you in human terms??? This is Salvador Dali!!! to

I sit here and think: will it be safe to respond to a friend's invitation to go to him for a visit, sent by the ass, when he has a status in the ass "I want to fuck someone from all the scale..."?

Day of VVD

My father served in Afghanistan in Desant.
He said (not literally but I will pass on the meaning)
that like everywhere there are normal people, but there are very strange and as we think is not right (in your opinion)

He celebrates VDV day with the Men not in the fountain, but very civily and beautifully, restaurants, etc.
Don’t shame the guys who shed sweat and blood not only for the fools in the government, but for you and me too!
Glory to the Russian Wars, Glory to the Defenders!

Please bring it to the top.

<SUKA_MUDAK>: I am a shit shit
Tagged: LOL

The accounting office called the staff, like the administrator, said the electronic safe does not open, look, I come - he writes wait and all. I'm sorry, and maybe the instructions are, they say, in the safe lies...

The sclerosis vaccine was invented a long time ago, but it was put... somewhere...

My uncle told me:
They lived in the summer at a sports camp near the sea. And one night they wanted adult entertainment (and they were then 15-16 years old). In general, they got somewhere a bottle of wine and went to the city beach, where no one is late at night and where they actually began to devote themselves to alcoholic excesses and swimming - naturally naked.
Alcohol affected the young organisms decisively and unexpectedly – when the bottle of wine ended, they fell asleep.
And when the uncle woke up, he first looked at his genital organ. morning erection), then on the same naked comrades, and then on several hundred holidayers of the Crimean resort!)

IBM’s data center in Whitecon, Switzerland, built in 2008, heats the water in a local pool by removing heat from a host of servers.

xxx: Zeka, you don’t get offended, but I remembered how a blonde took me off in the Crimea, I translate the words literally: Well, you turned 360 degrees and go straight!

K-Man: I saw his Seregu in the subway - he was in textiles like seals, in China came out - the shirt was generally smoothed out normally, but the face of day 3 was not shaved - looked like a cowboy:))
In_da_all: A married man who wants to? and :)
in_da_all: T-shirts wife glides
in_da_all: it goes by itself :)

xxx: I now do not kiss girls at all, I have an obsessive idea that each of them at least once has sucked someone's hair.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The 1949 year. Writer Valentin Katayev will find out that he will soon have to
Stalin Prize for Literature. Date of award
It coincides with Valentine Petrovich’s birthday.
"Informed sources" that exactly at 16:00 the great speaker
Levitan reads the list of the award-winners. In this regard, the author invites
I have a large number of friends at home. by 4 hours
All the guests sitting at a luxurious table are silent. Katowice
The radio is turned on, and from the dynamic comes the unimaginable voice of Levitan: "From
All Soviet television and radio stations speak.
The Company"

Katie doesn’t know it’s a joke.
Levitan was supposed to broadcast an hour later, and now he was speaking to the microphone.
A small radio station near the village.

Decision of the Committee...
The Stalin Prize in Literature was awarded...

Levitan begins to list the award-winners. Katie's name among them
No is. The writer is scared. In the last minute to break Stalin
Only Stalin could win the prize. Katie knows that this is the beginning of the end.
Then opal, arrest and shooting. Levitan finishes reading the list
After a pause, he added:

Katowice is X!

After an hour, Levitan was broadcasting on the actual Hostel Radio.

The Peters! Be careful! The affairs!
Grybova Darya Alexandrovna removes the house on a daily basis and leases it for a long time. Pay for a month + deposit.
Documents are fake! All of them! As soon as you see the angel's face at the body, the height of 165 and the hair behind the neck, red sponges and plates, immediately break it and pull it into the mould.

I’ve already gotten it, and, giving evidence, it looks like it’s a criminal group. The owner is in a conspiracy with one of the police officers, where they fake documents.

Be careful.

Boys, without pathos and dismissals, many students will go to SPB to study, bring to the top.

by Traxex

Yesterday I watched my wife and son lay down pens in the school penalty - the preparation for school began. Every hunter wants to know..."Mom (M) dictates, son (C) pushes the appropriate color pencil into the pen.
M is everybody!
C is red.
M is a hunter.
C is orange.
M: I want to!
C is yellow.
M to know!
C is green!
M: Where is it!
C is blue!
M is alive!
C is yellow.
by FAZAN!
C: Purple... Mom... And the yellow is no longer, only the blue remains...

Two pairs of eyes rush to the father for help.

Since it was not possible to repair the device itself, they found somewhere a factory rabbit with a drum, rolled the drum, the rabbit was placed over the drive, which was rolled out of the body. Before loading from the discette, the rabbit was launched and launched. And he bubbled around the disc driver's body, not giving a reason to go..."

I call a friend, the pipe is removed by his father and the question is answered: "And the wolf is walking somewhere on the street." Everything would be nothing, but the wolf electric welder is 30 years old...