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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117193
 12.08.2015
In general, the whole list of your fairy tales tells about life in a big city in Soviet times (or in general childhood).

My parents were acquainted. In the 90s, she married an American, not poor at all and not even a middle class. One of the parents (I don’t remember who exactly) is a descendant of “white immigrants.”
Not the essence.
She regularly visited her parents. Once I came with my husband, about 95-96 years old, I was studying at the institute then. We came to visit them. I remember very well how he said at the time, “You don’t understand what country you ruined. You have a child born (free) - it immediately begins to be treated for free. Then he goes and receives compulsory free secondary education. Then, if you want, a free high school. Then his state provides work, although he has zero experience. If he leaves to another city - he is given a place in a dormitory and put in line for free accommodation. In a few years, he gets his own free housing. And then the state pays him a pension that he can normally live on. And all this time he is treated for free. We have not even dreamed of this - even secondary education for children is a considerable burden on parents, and the higher many simply cannot afford. Own housing - a half-life loan, health insurance not everyone can afford. For serious operations, many sell everything they have. And you destroyed it yourself".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117192
 12.08.2015
The native Moscow. I only eat parmesan with chamomile, which I am acquainted with by customs officers (I am a moscovite). I don’t do anything, I live in one apartment, I rent 3 (I’m a moscovite). Periodically I get a tribute from the castle (I am a moscovite). Completely eaten. You say everything right. What did it cost me? and nothing. I was born here just like my parents and my parents, who were enriched by the Service for the Enrichment of the Moscovites at the expense of the rest of Russia.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117191
 12.08.2015
Google becomes “daughter” of Alphabet and replaces CEO
Yandex responded to this with the creation of JSC "Abvgdeika"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117190
 12.08.2015
Article:In Krasnoyarsk electric channels sing particles about safety rules
Anjuta: In the Krasnoyarsk administration would be better to sing bribes about bribery, retaliation and lawlessness)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №117189
 11.08.2015
The price of oil is falling worldwide, but gasoline is falling. Why so?
YYY: Because we do it not from oil, but from greed.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117188
 11.08.2015
A month ago, the management promised to change our working phones for more reliable (egg tubes at the construction site often break and the network is often not seen). It happened today!
Today, all 50 people received new phones!
They called everyone and distributed simple white boxes. and heavy. When they opened the rubber in the office it stood such that the walls trembled. In the box was a Chinese Nokia 3310. Blue, green and pink.
We are looking forward to objects...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117187
 11.08.2015
by Fuck:
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both of them. Trahatso has to travel, do anything, and they are who are dumb in the series, who are dragging in toys. % of the new generation.
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The fucking generation is lovers of telling others what and when to do. It would be better to fuck them in condoms at first.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117186
 11.08.2015
My youngest in the room on the floor lay a carpet with a pattern of roads.
The games were also relevant... machines on the roads drive or put one by one, such as traffic jams.
As we come in the evening in the covering hole:
Yogurt is what?
This is a hole on the road...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №117185
 11.08.2015
Among the comments to the news that the universe will cease to exist in some unthinkable number of years, one came out:
I don’t have time to pay the mortgage :-(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117184
 11.08.2015
Call to TP:

Manager: “What do you see on the screen?”
K: “Eyeye, here the parol paints, here the mocked
It is painting!”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117183
 11.08.2015
both of them. Trahatso has to travel, do anything, and they are who are dumb in the series, who are dragging in toys. % of the new generation.
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Don’t tell me what to do and I won’t tell you where to go. Because with the same success one can say that it is yours to travel and engage in "something" consistently, work is necessary, and boring - so do repairs, take work and plant potatoes. And the other is that it is sinful to fuck, all the world is destroyed and it is necessary to pray and think about the soul. And they’ll be just as right, because that’s the meaning of life.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117182
 11.08.2015
>>[11:35:22] <Bantyc> The SBC wall brick pallet holds 480 bricks. 100 bricks is about a fifth of the pallet. Thanks for attention. Your K.O.

Vancouver! You are back!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117181
 11.08.2015
7 August
Good morning, saw you in the N community, are you interested in our site building courses?
Noop, I work in the backyard.
10 August
Good morning, saw you in the N community, are you interested in our site building courses?
Three days have passed and I haven’t had time to resign.
XHH:Soryan:D has worked out

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117180
 11.08.2015
This is the herb of our district - Horseshoe. The mother-pellican on the right feeds her three children with meat from her broken breasts :crazy: - well, so it is written in the decryption of the emblem :D and here's what it feels like to me, the mother of three children, to walk from work by such a emblem in the evening? :D

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117179
 11.08.2015
to this:
And the robot will not be able to "bear" the brain :) I think that because of this the popularity of male robots will be much lower than women robots :)

If a robot-man will regularly satisfy a woman in bed, he will not have to bear the brain.
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I have a personal life experience and a great experience of observing couples, the specificity of the work allows, women always bear the brain if they are not self-sufficient, to men this is also to be treated, so don’t la la, and the robot will be fucking like any household item when it will swallow or just from nothing to do

All good, bobra, and brew for bobra.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117178
 11.08.2015
News: developed automotive amortizers that can extract energy from holes on roads.
In the CIS such roads that with such technology you can drive almost without fuel consumption.
YYY: A perpetual engine that works only on the territory of Russia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117177
 11.08.2015
Do you need a vibrator? Vibrators will always be in demand, no matter what they are. After the first use of the vibrator, sex with a guy becomes no longer relevant (another thing, the vibrator will not pay you for a trip to the sea and will not buy a shirt / car).
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What a fucking guy you were :D

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117176
 11.08.2015
By the way, why is "Doshiraki" considered almost the cheapest food? = = )
Pack of the most common rollon, if the memory does not change, 65g. In my city it costs 12-14 rubles depending on the store. Let it be 12 (at a minimum).
1 kg of rollon gets about 180 rubles.
Expensive vermischel for saved 10-15 minutes for cooking.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117175
 11.08.2015
If you have appointed one of your lovers at 10 p.m. and the other at 20 p.m., they will both come to you at 16 p.m.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117174
 11.08.2015
Russian gaming console could be released by the end of the year

Comments: I want a Russian analogue of Guitar Heroes with ballayka!!! to

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