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Fuck... how to close sites 18+ on a child’s smart, if after all the blocks and patches, he dumbly downloads a new browser?
— — —
There are solutions: remove Google Play, buy a tariff without the Internet, and it is easier not to buy a child a smartphone :)

T-R-R, ladies and gentlemen, you can’t do that! Not all girls with a good figure are automatically required to become spending beds. Yes, containers are forced to watch more closely for their appearance, because on their attractiveness all the well-being holds, but women who are not pumpers may have a lot of reasons to care about the appearance.
All mushrooms are mushrooms, but not all mushrooms are mushrooms.

The Beatles will understand.
There was a letter with the topic "FW: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: HA: Contract". After reading the sabjack, I want to sing at the end "hey juud"...))

Man, with a quote about "student and robot"
The book was titled "The Adventures of Uncle Tick So "
The story is titled "Machinogrados ")
Then you go down.)

Dialogue at work today:
Is the accountant pregnant?
Fuck you fuck.

XXX: What are audio cassettes?
yyy: Device for switching tracks with a pencil.

xxx: ideally it would be if the schedule was flexible, preferably generally free, employment official and salary at least 12-15 thousand
yyy: and ride there on the unicorn)
Better than a dragon.
XXX: A-A

The certificate from the morgo was signed by the doctor Immortal.
Probably his wife...

A man with a column and a bathroom.
Apart from steel, there are steel baths. Iron bath you would hardly pull into the room, it weighs much more than steel. Kowaldo is well rotated. Your worker was right, only forgot to mention steel baths.

I read a quote from a friend.
"... as they write in this your grandmother’s magazine, "Metropolis"... no, "Necropolis"... no, "Necronomicon"... and,, "Cosmopolitan"...";
In the next number! 10 Ways to Look Alive!

Take away your dirty stuff from me!! to

in the cat's wisdom.

My friend’s cat was 19 years old.
Start wondering about old age.
For three days I was deaf.

Everyone started treating her like a rotting egg.

Then there was a conversation that on Saturday we all went to the veterinarian with the cat.
In the morning, the cat miraculously healed one ear - began to pull them on the call "x-x-x";

One day she is deaf, one day she hears.

Go to the veterinarian anyway.

Football is the last legal way to buy a Negro.

Talk about the types that cut the tree under my window
The young man
Listen to
Get out of the place and catch the dog or it will be a pity.

It is time for me to do something with my vision.
A restaurant has recently opened next to the house. I go to him regularly in the evening from work. The first floor, large windows, the whole interior as on the palm. Once again, I go home late in the evening, I turn my head, I look at a restaurant employee, apparently a chef, standing in the dining room and with quick handy movements, like the usual pizza toast thrown into the air, turns a black bowl in his hands. The first thought: oh, nifiga yourself, it seems here by some special recipe make a paste of handmade, and even a whole show for guests are arranged! You need to go here and order these black pastries!
I get closer, I look — a guy turns into the bay extender...

I personally don’t understand why the Russians sell potatoes from Egypt, tomatoes from the Netherlands.

yyy: probably because the Soviet engineers turned, no one to go to the vegetable base to pick up potatoes with tomatoes... :)

And Buratino... A question that has tormented me since I was a child. Is his nose fully leathered or partially wooden? And if it’s all skin, why is it constantly standing?! to
and...
Buratino is made entirely of wood, where did he get his skin nose from?? to

Three hours of the night, successfully finished the story to the deadline
Are you ready to wake up tomorrow as a star? xd
Yyy: I am not ready to wake up at all.

Shiva1: I am reading this Karenina.
Shiva1 is a shit!!! to
shiva1: this is the most powerful "self invented - herself offended" in the world literature

When I see quotes with a rating of 254, 511, 1023 and so on, well how can I not put +1?

From Hubble on the theme of 64-bit Chrome and the upcoming disconnection of NPAPI.

EnterSandman: I returned to the 32-bit version only because the quicktime plugin does not work in x64 and I chew how to gsm files in the browser to listen
khim: This problem will be resolved by the end of the year, when the quicktime plugin will stop working on 32 bits.