You don’t seem to be hopeless. You are beginning to see.
My friend, in life it is almost impossible to get everything at once, either measured not very stressful work with a clear regime of the day, or a decent salary. To be different, you have to be born at another time in another universe.
and...
This reminds me of an old truth:
Most of the people in the collage had a horse, but she never became the chairman.

XX: True, this joke was linked to the heat.
I wake up, go out of the room and wish my parents a good morning.
My grandmother looks at me – I’m all blue. She was scared.
XXX: It turned out that I was sweaty and slept without a pillow on a blue blanket.
XXX: And she painted my face :D

I wrote about the professions of my parents, well, I wrote that my dad is an intergalactic ranger. not assessed (
Cool HD and what now?
The intergalactic ranger will now have to fight the forces of evil at the parental gathering.

The question of wages.
I go to the shop for gifts, promise 12k. According to local standards for such a position is normal. In fact, it turned out that the schedule implies 50 working hours a week and no less, and the salary is 7500. The rest is interest, which is calculated depending on the execution of the plan (I don’t know how in this store, but elsewhere I encountered the fact that if one month you successfully break the bullshit for the plan, then the next month it will be even more). Work experience is mandatory, appearance is also looked at, there is no official employment. And, of course, no children or part-time education. Although this is fine, some stubborn with such a system of fines are introduced for "not approached the client within a minute".

A young couple with a child in a wheelchair (M and Z) next to the bench share household duties:
M: I can do it all, but not every day. Do it at least twice a week, but on weekends.
After that, tell me about sex.

The unshakable sequence of mistakes creates the impression of implementing a carefully thought out plan.

I buy chicken heads to cats, today, wrapped, after work, I say to the seller: Are there cat heads? What does it mean to feed the chicken?

Don’t be afraid of Skynet! All people will be killed by robots. They will become more and more difficult, smarter. And one day they will realize that the main cause of garbage is man.

How do you feel about your first working day?
The server has fallen. He fell first and then on my feet.

Discussion of supercondensators - c hubra.
xxx: In this section (use for cars with the possibility of fast charging) I did not consider, but this is enough to change my attitude to them as to energy storage.

YYY: We are conducting a direct report from the scene of the incident on the Internet, where a person has just changed his mind because of the facts and arguments provided. Stay with us.

I seem to have forgotten the Harry Potter story.
See also: Reviews
ZZZ: Read the...
YYY: and make sure you’ve gotten over...
zzz: overseas reporting boundaries
XXX: and the overwhelming schemes!
Tagged: stuck with haer
xxx: * escaped for a knot with Kinchev*

Antoine de Saint Exupéry.

Translation of the Liberals with their Quotes on Partiotism

Once you’ve started quoting Exupery, let’s give him another quote:

Of course, people can be inspired by worshipping them in some form. They will sing warlike songs and break bread in the circle of comrades. They will find what they are looking for, feel unity and community. But this bread will bring them death. You can dig up forgotten wooden idols, you can resurrect old old myths that, whether bad or good, have already shown themselves, you can inspire people again to believe in pan-Germanism or the Roman Empire. You can trick the Germans in a hurry, because they are Germans and compatriots of Beethoven. So you can shake the head and the last pipe cleaner. And that’s much easier than waking Beethoven up in a pipeline.

In general, Exupery is better to read the whole, rather than pull the paragraphs out of context.

XXX: What about your player? Do not reproduce a fig.

yyy: It is equipped with artificial intelligence that tempts people to get confused.

One egg always hangs a little lower.
Because they never interfere.
each other in motion.

This is a great example of teamwork."

Even my eggs work harder than your team in the Dota, Cancer

From the pearls of colleagues: "the chief rattles and meets!"

XXX: I was so fucking like that when I was a kid. I remember the bombs cooked and the rain went, the mixture was wet (magnesium, etc.). I did not think long, pouring the mixture into a thick long chem tube, full turned out, grams probably 150 and went over the gas to dry into the summer kitchen. Fuck, she was stunned, I was stunned, I can't see the necklace, I can't hear the necklace, my hands from the explosion fell behind my back. As my mother screamed, I even heard through the cantus. Thank God the mixture was wet and did not work as it should.

yyy: I made some shit powder from the seller, half of the powder was broken, and a friend wanted to see how much came out! He couldn’t think of anything smarter than putting on fireworks. It was so frightened that the roof was raised at Sarai, the face and hands were burned in the second degree, my hair only burned on the back of the head and the shirt burned, I had time to take it off in time. I was then kicked off and not allowed out for a week, and my friend spent a month in the hospital. In a week, I finished the powder.and :)

My husband went on vacation, and I organized a natural girlfriend. In addition to wine, martini and cognac, the guests brought melon, melon, grapes and dogs, according to the principle of 'we are girls, why do we need meat'. I, as a hospitable hostess, cut salads, cheese and chopped out some salad. On Saturday and Sunday, she ate the ‘girl’ food. Now I have a bowel disorder, and these fools have digested my sausage and at least henna.

A new place of work. The first task is to get acquainted with the internal coding rules, which are posted on the corporate portal. I sit and read the last chapter. And here I read: "<> > correct the code for the correct functionality. 38 monkeys put a banana in the pop. You are cool if you really read this!"
I liked the company right away :)

Vítka only did not take into account that in a guest wedding everyone cleans and cookes himself in his apartment.
XXX: On the third week, the male threshold is swallowed to eat.
xxx: But she is persistent, yesterday he came for his son, asked for a borst with a cottage, she told him through the threshold quietly: "That I would not see you for the remaining 5 months more than in the movie and love. Take your clothes "
XXX: Then she complained that he was stuck in a month, leaving her dirty underwear for her to wash and smooth.
XXX: I almost died of laughter.

Dialogue in the pornography lab:
Everything on the screen is static. Is it still there "this back"?
- this is the first and deceptive impression - on the screens really everything is boring - static, but in the dynamics under the game of light and shadow, the ass perfectly reincarnates on the ramp - the masterpiece game with the hero - complete
It’s like having a big ass behind the back...Bravo!The Beast!! to
- Oh, and the yabar became the department of mining, the faculty of drilling wells...