I don’t know why we need psychologists. I can solve all my problems by talking to myself.

From the culinary forum: "Tell me, should I add oil to the tartas with black caviar?". First comment: "Be damned"

You are a beautiful girl, you are a miracle of miracles.
†Tail†: Would you go, beautiful, the straight road into the forest :-D

STONE (11:20:46 1/09/2011)
Ask him if he doesn’t answer us before noon.
Breaks of the Brain (11:21:14 1/09/2011)
Drying of tuna?
STONE (11:21:46 1/09/2011)
Cut the gait.
Breaks of the Brain (11:21:59 1/09/2011)
Drawing Vince
STONE (11:22:21 1/09/2011)
Voicing a Bear
Breasts of the Brain (11:22:30 1/09/2011)
Saducey

Tag: come to a new job
The boss sits in the office - the hair under the lacquer, the nail sink cleans
XHH: Near each compass a vase with flowers
XHH: on the fire shield pink helmet blade
HH: I am scared

She: I promise you will have breakfast, lunch and dinner with me every day!
He: No, Nafiq... go out for me!
She: and how are there all sorts of dates, flowers, a ring with a brilliant, standing on one knee? and :)
He: Yes, for the sake of food, I am ready to kill it all!! to

d0lboiob: I played a huge meat-smashing game today
China is? O_O
d0lboiob: In short, he was chasing an ass through the cabinet with a fan...
China is g. And then what?
d0lboiob: Then the donkey flew after his friends, they returned and drove me away.

And you are not stressed when the player begins to play a song that has long been on the phone call?and :)
c) human

It seemed like nothing to be surprised already....but here I stumbled on in Krasnodar on LLC "Apetitive cockroaches belly".this is what I understand creativity)

Zendzirou: The most true alarm is a call from work with the words: "you, fool, where?"

It was in the store in the canteens.
They have hard work.
First the aunt came in and said good night (it was 10 a.m.)
Then the girl asked the empty MP3 discs.)

hamMelion wrote:
As practice suggests, one of the most useful skills is to answer with absolutely no sleepy voice when you are called.

Nihua is like that.
As practice shows, one of the most useful skills is to answer with absolutely no drunk voice when you are called from work.

My husband is a programmer and I am a philologist.
M: Go for me to work, eh?
I: Okay, dear, I will correct the errors in your code comments))
M: I am not commenting on the code. What is written hard must be read hard.
I: Leo Tolstoy probably worked on the same principle.

Poohism is not a way of life. Phuism is a syndrome of lack of puzzles.

In the search for "Progress" found the Mi-2 helicopter that crashed in 1977
One comment: Maybe Gagarin is alive somewhere on the taiga

xxx: You write something cool for a long time, and then, thinking "a hernia!", you wash it. =) is

Yyy: Maybe the same thing happened to Gogol.

I see the need to distract people from iPhones and terminals. Let’s borrow them with other crazy theories.

Theory number one. It is impossible to invent a non-existent word of more than 20 letters (any kind of kimersibalhanasirenk) and nowhere without writing it - to remember in an hour and a half its exact pronunciation.

Theory No. 2 It is impossible to put four fittings together so that two of them are joyful in the air.

Theory number three. It is impossible to glue more than 15 paper sticker on your forehead without holding them and so that none of them in the process does not glue off.

Theory number 4. It is impossible on paper to draw a square crossed from corner to corner with one line (without tearing off the hands and not going through the same line twice).

Theory No. 5 It is impossible to write a phrase of at least ten words, in which - according to all the rules of the Russian language, after each word will stand a pencil.

Check, with respect, the generator of idiotic theories, - NoTime.

Report on the cancellation of summer-winter time.
The comments:
Yuri Rogachev: And I would also reduce the meridians. Painted on the map.
Victor K: Do you get hindered?

<beginning>Locki: And in relationships it is always so. The girl wants attention, respect, the first boy, the second girl. The guy wants a radio-controlled helicopter and a blaster. The end< end>

The protest! I also want a radio-controlled helicopter!! to

Are there clean or dirty socks?
There are both of them 😉 😉
Release you intentionally? :D
Elf: em... what does it mean "liberate"?))
The owner gave Dobby a socks! Dobbie free elephant!" *ROFL*
Elf: Scuco*ROFL*BL... just killed. by Patty :D