xxx: Well, Bachata compared to Kizomba, it's like a foxtrot compared to a rumba )) And in general, any pair dance is sex on people, no matter how cool. ))))

Memento_mori: We once went down to the waterfall on the shale with a nighting on the Day of Sisadmin. Hell is terrible, there is almost no shadow, although there is a river. They reached. Part of the assembly bought meat, pulled it, burned it. They also took the water. Most of the gathering did not help to pull anything, went all the way lightly, when they were asked to help to pull meat, stated that they were vegetarians, so drag meat yourself. At the parking lot they were given money to go for water, because there was little supply. They returned without water and without money, saying they bought and drank all along the way. When it was dark, under the noise they were able to eat even a good half of meat (as to go down on it, to drag and cook - so vegetarians, and how to eat - Opa, already meat-eaters). The next day there was a thunderstorm: there was no place to hide in the cave from her as it was from the sun.One vegetarian immediately blamed the whole world and us, including us, that she had forgotten the rainbow. I decided to share with her my own (I thought, both under one go - ahah, shiz: she turned it all on her fast and squeezed it). The result: dissatisfied with the outcome - more than half. Maxim believes that in the fact that we failed to meet, it was the fault of the shaleys. Cheers to Karl!

[10.08.15, 13:55:00] Sodolyana: today for the first time in a year of freedom real realized that I need a man
[10.08.15, 13:55:08] Sodolyana: A spider attacked me from behind the closet while cleaning and I had to kill him myself (cry)
[10.08.15, 13:56:09] Ironman: Although I and your friend, but I will come and show you why you really need a man!! to

My wife has been looking for a helper for three months. She said that applicants are divided into 3 types:
1st Those who are upset after saying that they will have to work hard.
2nd Those who after the university do not know anything, but are willing to do anything, only for money.
Three Those who for three times the big money will do everything in the best way.
At the same time, the first one needs to take two for one place, the second half a year later flow smoothly into the first, and no one wants to take the third to work, and she includes.
Aunt Galia, mother of three children, was taken. A salary much higher than the average was delighted to madness, when the premium was seen almost fainted. Everything succeeds: and work to do, and colleagues to help, and magazine to read, and coffee to drink. How is? In 42 years of life, I used to working.

When they listened to Eminem together, the North Koreans asked, “Why does he sing about himself, sex and drugs? He should sing about his family and his country.”

I am deeply in the thoughts of the fates of this world.
xxx: corporate is okay, no force majeure, everyone got drunk and spread around the houses, BUT
A very drunk 35-year-old man walked through the hall, telling something to all the girls in turn. He came to me and began a sad story: the wife-sterva, married a mouse, wanted to divorce, but there were already three children, did not divorce, now the fourth is pregnant, there is no personal life, suffers.
I asked him why he didn’t stop after the first (and better before). He immediately realized that I wasn’t his client and went to the next one.
At two o’clock in the evening, I saw them ride in a taxi together.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx You approach a girl 10-15 years younger, you say that you are married, three children, the fourth on the approach, you will never divorce. And every twenty of them.

I like to write on vacation at any time of the year.

A comment to the fact that in Mission Impossible Fifth, the actors themselves perform all the tricks:
Tom Cruise seems to have really bought from Scientologists invulnerability and eternal youth.

From the MMORPG forum
"What is this nonsense?
To install the game client need a Windows What is it and where to get it? I don’t have it in the repository."

And now think, do you agree to eat all the shit to breathe exhausts, to press in the subway and to fall asleep under the roof of the Warsaw Highway?

Beautifully written.
The question is, why do you not run from the non-ferrous to the province, where there is no Warsaw highway and other horrors of the capital, and the standard of life is the same as you claim? = = )

xxx: the

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Zzz: Russian hockey

ZZZ: The Lunar Night
The light plays on the leaves of iva.
He fell and broke a bottle of vodka.
by Pidras.

Rus007: In his youth he was also kind and generous... Likewise, parts of things were groomed with the words "sama palamaлась".
Now I ask for a pledge in the amount of the value of the thing, in case it breaks... here everyone refuses to take.
Sergey-B: The most elegant fortress was cut off by my neighbor.
I took the drill. A few days later, he comes back and says he has forgotten her. And asks OTHER ONE, the hole he did not break, and I kind of owe it, because the first drill was lost.

very educational

The idiot who wrote that 98% of people do not absorb milk

In Sweden and Denmark, lactose intolerance occurs in approximately 3% of adults, in Finland and Switzerland - in 16%, in England - in 20-30%, in France - in 42%, and in Southeast Asia and African Americans in the United States - almost 100%.Lactose intolerance is common among the indigenous population of Africa, America and a number of Asian countries. This is due to the lack of traditional dairy farming in these regions. For example, in the Masai, Fulani and Tassi tribes in Africa, dairy cattle are grown, and in adult members of these tribes lactose intolerance is relatively rare. The frequency of this phenomenon in Russia is on average about 16-18%.

We have 80% of adults perfectly absorb dairy products, so don’t fuck it.

Honela will be able to wash the floor in the bank 15000 spp, but do not take due to delay in loans!!! It is stupid!! I have to pay for the delay and go to work!! by Joppa!! to

The Unstoppable:

Who said there that the wife was on a diet all the time and still fat, said "the constitution is so"? It is :)

Peter wanted to see me slim and elegant. And all the time I wondered why it was me, following a diet, I hardly lose weight. He didn’t know that I was just trying to eat at the table what I needed – juice, a little salad, and in the bedroom I had hidden a box of cakes, which I ate immediately after lunch. I could get up in the middle of the night, open the refrigerator and eat everything I could find there to eat, thus completing the “diet” dinner.

Ingrid Bergman
___________

This disease, called bulimia, is treated by a psychiatrist, not the fact that it will cure. She also had serious problems with alcohol. Why are you silent about this?

Efremov: Listen, you’re writing powder very well.
Mel Gibson: Sometimes I’m scared. and what?
Efremov: I’m running an amateur radio section. Write me a slogan in powder style, right?
Mel Gibson: No question. Is this suitable?

Oleg said I was tired of listening.
Radio station Lighthouse
and by the receiver.
fucking

Wake up games online. In Klanchat, a friend tells him how he walked in paths on the boss:

friend: yes, the norm was, one drunk barrel of raspberry spoiled
He goes to the toilet and smokes.
He smoked, he was sick.
Then he disappeared for a long time.
I: chasing such paths and all
Do not chase me.

My grandmother lived on the street for a while. of freedom. We said so "I returned from Freedom", "Go to Freedom". But the most epic yet to hear from a child "When I lived with my grandmother on freedom..."

And when my wife burned a refrigerator on the viewhouse for the third time in a year...

Is it like at all? Why did my wife burn? Did she put on fireworks there? Because no actions of the user, except excessive acceleration and covering the computer with a cloth, nothing in it can be burned. Then you still write "the cat sailed"... the cat opened the system and sailed on the view? Maybe it’s not about the wife or the cat as such, right?

Debt high girl number 17999: you're quite, ****, moved a cuddle at your height? Do you want color differentiation of pants? Or,, castes will make you, the high, comfortable "sparing"?

Stop judging people by their ability to reach the top shelf in the store - and you will be happy.

They have already touched.