The more children scare, the better would Valuev made the head coach of the Russian national team of football.

XXX: Darwin’s Terry briefly: to the weak – P$YES!

Yyy: it is the strong, the weak - the right hand!

XXX: Now I have seen the most epic picture of my life. I go into the room – the windows are open, the rear curtains dance, fighting music from a computer game plays, and in the middle of all this sits a rough brother and seeks leather boots for rolling. A feeling of immersion!
yyy: in the image entered))

Listened at the beach: Daddy tells me that I am a golden kid, not a drop of shit in me - I am sixteen years old, and I can't teach you to swim.

> men’s shavers are taxed as a first necessity. Women’s pads and tampons are taxed as luxury.

Wait, this is not so clear. I’m not trying to justify the legislators, I’m trying to understand their logic... I’m trying to understand, but I can’t.

Russia is sending two Be-200 aircraft to Portugal to help fight forest fires. Apparently the fire has reached the villas of our oligarchs already... why are they not being built in Siberia and in the Far East? It would have been all over there for a long time...

I live in a rental apartment with neighbors in other rooms. And one of them, the guy, never opens the door with his key. Always calling the phone. If his wife or child is at home - they open the door, he enters and forgets to close the door in 90% of cases. If they are not - after a few minutes of calls, I hear a sound in the lock well. The last case got me:

I lie in bed, watch a movie, time 22: 00. A bell at the door. One, the second and the third. I listen to it, and no matter what happened, I watch the movie further. The phone starts ringing (it’s ringing). I don’t take the phone, but I start to boil my mind. Again a bell at the door. Five minutes later, he opened and entered. I go to the kitchen in half an hour.

C: Oh, where were you?

I: In the room.

Q: What if the door was opened?

What do you do to get the keys out of your pocket?

(C): Yes, I had heavy bags, I wasn’t lazy.



Is it easier to get the phone and call?

I have had sex for more than 15 years, the pregnancy was one, planned. No any surprises. And close friends (with whom such topics are discussed in general) do not have an abortion.
And here you will read, direct sex = flight. Can you read about contraception?

Surfing near Langeron, a diver found three jet mines at the bottom of the sea.

Xxx: These are the voices of the past war. What will remain after the war?

Zzz: A billion stupid comments.

from the blog Leo Turini (sports journal) is known for being his man on the base of the Ferrari F1 team:

There was a conversation near the beach of Copacabana with a colleague I only knew a little, and he said that Ferrari could have performed better.
Yes – I answered. I agree.
I think, he continued, she has some gaps in preparation.
Of course, I confirmed it. But don’t worry, some changes are happening right now.
I can’t believe it, my colleague insisted.
Well judge yourself, - I began to argue, - the position of technical director now took Binotto, in the department of aerodynamics also some changes are taking place, and you will see that this will give the development a new momentum. The atmosphere in the team is not as hopeless as it was, for example, in 1992-1993.
The colleague stunned, looked at me strangely and said about the following: "What kind of Binotto? What aerodynamics? I’m saying that Vanessa Ferrari, your Italian gymnast, is clearly unable to fight for Olympic medals, do you agree?”
I got thick red, and my face probably got the color of Kimi Raikkonen’s car.

All the men who so fiercely preach unprotected sex forget one thing:
Until you start to regularly satisfy a woman in bed, her sex with you has not given up.
And even after that to get pregnant, this joy is unterrestrial.

I went out to smoke and I see this picture: a 11-12-year-old girl walking with her dog, a puffy mops. There are two men aged 30+ with a pack of sweets. When they started clinging to her, she waved and fucked them with the mops. He hit the dog straight. Mops is alive and she is walking with him to this day.

This real book about laziness cannot be written, because I am lazy to write why.

But it will work, and I will have to go to MacDougall.
If you can cook, it’s not what I burned spaghetti last year.
- 0_o
They seem to be cooked.
I cooked them and they burned me.
- I didn't break them, but left one at the end in the water, the other outside and they burned me :D

Our romantic friends went to the Golan Heights last night to watch the meteor rain and listen to the Russians bombing Syrian terrorists.

I want my sperm to be colored. Here was passionate sex - red, gentle - turquoise, cheerful - orange, hard - dark blue, and if in friendship, for example - green. Here is a girl sleeping with a guy, he loves her so I love you and bla bla bla, and then op! Life would be brighter!

If you don’t want a child and she wants it, you’ll have a child. You will pay alimony.

And if you don’t want a child, and she doesn’t want a child, then the uterus will be ripped by abortion. Or fuck her birth, too, even if you want a child, and she wants a child. If you were performed a similar abortion or medical manipulation after every female flight... you would quickly understand why women want less sex.

I rushed somewhere, and my stomach grabbed. I remember Babkin's advice - a strong boil from diarrhea.
But it is not time to cook, so I eat a teaspoon of leaf tea on the go. Bitter :( I draw the same spoonful of sand from the sugar cane I try to chew. The dry is not swallowed and the water is not in the county, only in the tea bar and then hot. I make a few throats from my nose, swallow cramps.
The voice of the husband:
This is how the Ural strong women drink tea!

About what we talk. I am looking for a girl "- and everything, no matter whether she is washed, British or charming, the main thing is to make a shit. And if you are a man, so, shave, charm, or pay. Wicked
Equality is yes.

A distinctive feature of acne is the holy belief that any girl can easily find a guy. In reality, the problem of departure of the partner is in minors of both sexes. Not just a child, too. No one wants dull, dull and boring girls.

Prakash Bezbarukh, a resident of India, decided that for the perfect photo he must get into the banned zone of the zoo.
When a lion approached him, he literally put his hand in his mouth. Soon, a tiger joined the lion and helped the lion bite the man’s hand. This is called coherent command work.
The man died from the received wounds. The lion and the tiger did not die. After all, what are they to blame for?