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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35598
 06.09.2010
They were too cheap to eat without bread.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35597
 06.09.2010
gave in online toy "Favourite farm" wife a tree named "Youthful apple"... argue... (((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35596
 06.09.2010
XXx: Fuck, cigarettes now write all kinds of stuff...I will stop reading like that!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35595
 05.09.2010
The driver in the tram gives the ticket and says: give the guy in the ass

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35594
 05.09.2010
My husband and I work in bed.
I want to see you masturbate.
I: Look at me!
He looked, looked, and then said:
You’re just like a ballad.
We were able to continue with electricity in half an hour.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35593
 05.09.2010
Brawn
I’ll just die single and unmarried lady.
Brawn
And I will remember my youth with the words "grabbed blizzard"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35592
 05.09.2010
Yeshua (14:05:46 5/09/2010)
From the back of the house comes a filmologist dogs to train

Viart (14:05:54 5/09/2010)
OO

Yeshua (14:06:01 5/09/2010)
I just go out smoking there around running 6 combat picnics))))))))))))))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35591
 05.09.2010
HH: I wanted the best...
Better not to remember!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №35590
 05.09.2010
-=Napalm=- ‎(23:12):
It is time for the Reich!!! to
Leshiy ‎(23:13):
Where are you crazy?!by 1111

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35589
 05.09.2010
If this continues, the 2015 mental health test will consist of one question:
Are you registered with VKontakte, Facebook, LiveJournal?
– No
-So and write: "Inadequate"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35588
 05.09.2010
The rise of drug addiction already worries even us alcoholics!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35587
 05.09.2010
Kins1ayer: You are what? =) is
GeBo4ka: I’d kill him because I’d fuck him!
Kins1ayer: That explains everything *HAPPY*
GeBo4ka: Yes because fuck the hood
Kins1ayer: Then it is outrageous ]:->

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35586
 05.09.2010
XXX is
Contact dead 2nd day!!!!! to

XXX is
Contact is dead. Long live the brain!

YYYY
In other words, PPC)

XXX is
I am so happy! I am so happy!

XXX is
Students give up their tails.

XXX is
The students will start teaching!

XXX is
Wives are dinner for husbands.

XXX is
Your husband will not be delayed at work.

YYYY
If all of the base had landed.

XXX is
I would quit and smoke.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №35585
 05.09.2010
One “typical blonde” says: “My mom smoked during pregnancy...and nothing...it’s okay.”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35584
 05.09.2010
We were sitting at the Moscow airport, waiting for our plane to land in Turkey. A girl next to me, 6 years old, told someone with a cute child's voice: "If the plane crashes and we all die, you can get the black boxes and understand what happened. The black boxes are strong, they don’t burn. It added a lot of optimism. ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35583
 05.09.2010
If you can, playing in Counter-Strike: Sourse, put a headshot with a knife through a wall in the pop to your opponent, who is on the other end of the card, on another server, and who plays in Team Fortress 2 and is under the action of a uber-charge, then know that in terms of cheating you have reached perfection.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №35582
 05.09.2010
We watch a video recording of one of the halls we watch and there the Operator-cassor and the guard arranged an orgia, well we say them on the carpet and write please explanatory... Here they write what they said from 10 p.m. visitors did not, at work they did everything, and then we became bored and we had sex, the entire administration cried... (rofl)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35581
 05.09.2010
Nick: Modern youth believes that the word "lošárik" derives from the word "lošár".

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35580
 05.09.2010
_Sirion: I enter the Yandex query "piddy"
Sirion: And he asks me this way: maybe you were looking for “pidkasysty”?
Sirion: Oh, this man knows what a man needs

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №35579
 05.09.2010
[Ego 03:32:39] I have a question
[Alucard] What
[Ego] I mean I go through dark communication corridors. From the smoker. There are two girls in front of me. One of them is telling a horror movie. Probably just looked. Everyone is impressed. And the hell dragged me to come from behind and do something like 'bu'... Not only did they rebuild the floor of the floor with their scream.
How much faster to remove the blue?
[Alucard] :-D Where
Fuck, this is not funny! Under the eye! Scuco, when they are upset, they can’t do anything, and when ' ghost' fucking, in the eye so will give that any Denny Phil is upset!!! to

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