In the shower with a girl.
Do you want to make love under the streams of warm water?
Something is not in the mood...
I’ll tell you a joke about Sturridge, I’m happy too!

News from E1:
An employee of the Sverdlovsk police took bronze at the world championship in judo.

The first comment:
Escaped from the crime scene.

As if the boss did not look at what I have here searches in Google))))
I think they’ll learn a lot about me.)
"Cunnilingus - 12 poses for full female pleasure"
"How to Find the G Point"
"Poses for sex"
"Dolphinary in Moscow"
“I am myself!” or 10 positions in which a woman is above "

I feel, they’ll ask me, “What x** does the dolphinarium do?”

Sushi
here fucking, my class leader has 290 photos in the album "Photo with me")
by Zmeje
Is it bad/good?
Sushi
It is no longer adequate.)
Sushi
Do you know what is the worst?
Sushi
She has a picture of the Louvre, where she stands next to Jokonda. And the signature "in the Louvre. Next to Mono Lisa"
Sushi
And if you remember, she is a teacher of Russian language and literature ><

Putin and AHA. At the show, haha. We were detained for 4 hours at the airport of Gelendzhik. We were late on the transit flight. Four other boats are the same. A few hundred people. Is he so beautiful to us?

The grandmother is on the bus alone, and hearing my coughing she rushed to the last row. I heard a wonderful advice from her: "Daughter, take a cow fucking, dry it and then smoke like marijuana is smoked, the cough will pass the next day."

I tried here, according to Wikipedia, to wear socks on the naked body.
Click on Wikipedia, here’s the

yyy: you need to wear cotton, children's white from the DDR on the naked body. One pair on the hands, the other where usual. This is yes. The third is on the head. We played in Calvary.

I’ve heard the phrase "Onotole approves" a hundred times and it was somewhat side-by-side.
And then in Odessa he was accidentally met and asked to shoot nearby.
He looked at all the photographs and... has approved!by 111
I’m still in a shock. 🙂

xxx: and this fool in a package of 2 hard 3TB and not even a single porn picture, not to mention the video!!!!! to
YYY: This is really a pervert! and :)

xxx (12:23:04 31/08/2011)
The iPad was fast charged.

xxx (12:23:12 31/08/2011)
There was no such shit at JOBS!by 11

I think the first of September is primarily a holiday for those who have already finished school.

Someone in the JJ, told about how boring it was to sit on the CPC watching the perimeter, and to make a record in the journal of duty:
"20:00, came 3 change 12 people"
"20:05, went 2 shift 12 people" and so on.
This continued from year to year, until some checking polkan-checker, did not overwhelm the personnel, like - how does nothing happen? Where are the atmospheric phenomena? Why are there no traffic accidents near the protected area? And all that. Here the servants awakened the gift of observers-tellers. Everyone tried to overtake each other in describing everyday phenomena, such as:
21:08, the animal, which the replacement of Sergeant Ivanov had already observed in the area of our post on November 23, they classified it as a cat in their record. We managed to establish reliably that this is a cat that has the habit of walking through the plot entrusted to us, from the economic block to the civilian territory.
"23:01, the cat described above, returned to the territory of the part"...
Newspapers were printed 100 times faster. First, when entering service, the soldiers studied the records left by previous shifts. And tried to describe their time spent in the post as blatantly as possible, often inventing events. That is, the similarity of blogs began to be carried out in Soviet times. Judging by the story, in the company of security even existed its rating.

I’m at home, scary.
Which phone can Jehovah’s Witnesses call home?

In the "Good night, the kids" began chasing a new animated series. There some strange creatures tell in an understandable form for children about the device and the principles of action of various devices. It is called the "Fixics".
Now I’m waiting for the cartoons "Patchers" and "Addicts" to appear.

We lie down and fall asleep. A cat came to me, I stumbled on him – he whispered. So loudly whisper. After a while, I stopped glowing it, the murmuring slowly diminished. It takes 30 seconds. Husband with a sleepy voice: "Switch the cat back!" :-)))

Why do clusters of pale-looking girls stand at the gates of every school and smoke? What kind of celebration?
222 The Parents

I went to the office yesterday in the elevator, state - carry me four (I hardly sleep for a week). On one of the floors, a man comes out, I press a button to close the door, I see another man trying to enter, well, I open back. I have to apologize, and I try to say that I haven’t seen it. I give out:
I hated you...
Man in shock. He looks at me with big round eyes and complains:
Why do we see each other for the first time?
Well, I’m in a stumbling state, but I answer:
That’s why I hated not seeing each other, and now I almost love you!

xxx: accidentally turned on the TV, and it caused disappointment. I still remember that MTV, where Metallica concert at night, not foolish shows, like "Take 300 men and guess which 27 of them are gay."

I work as a QA engineer in a telecom company.
Stas Boss burned me, reading Bor. He came from behind, stood for a few seconds, and then breathed:
-Instead of reading all kinds of shit, it would be better to specify the fitch polystyrene (pause). also shit, it is true, but at least you can crack when we start testing.

Let’s say someone caught Putin, tied him with a rope to a large balloon and launched him into the sky, immediately reporting it to the right person (police, rescuers, etc.). P is Putin is so tied that he cannot save himself and inevitably rises higher and higher. How will he be saved?
222: They will not be saved. They will cry and sing: "Return to your fairy forest"
If Medvedev is bound, don’t get confused.
c) useless-faq