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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69773
 09.09.2012
XXX I gave up.
Now you are a man.
XXX: and this joke is going to play in planes
xxx: the man
Tagged with: fuck, fuck
Yyy: born can’t fly

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69772
 09.09.2012
Announcement of the strip club:
of UW. The dancers.
I remind you that every Friday and Saturday everyone must observe the dress code: corsets and always socks.
Answers such as: broken, I have one sweater, or we draw with a flommaster, will not pass.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69771
 09.09.2012
111 - Dry, and how the song is called... / oooooooooo tar tar tarara... type of that shorter)
222 - green-eyed boyar taxi
111 - Ahaha
111 - no))) in English
Green Taxi Boyarsky

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69770
 09.09.2012
I go home at 9 p.m. after work. Call to home.com
Hello Blah Blah Blah, how many people are in the apartment?
Me and two cats.
How many TVs are on?
- two
What are you watching?
Two Cats Watch Animal Planet for Adults
- (second pause) eyeyeyeyee, clearly (short guts)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №69769
 09.09.2012
the hardest trolling - put on the first seconds in porn, blue screen))

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69768
 09.09.2012
My son has a bad day today. In the bus, the hand stumbled, the boss called, and neither of this nor of this stumbled, then he (the guy, not the chef, unfortunately) threw a hot coffee on himself,
He went for a beer and dropped the keys into the elevator mine. He decided to help me - instead of cheese, he barely cut off his finger. I wanted to offer him comforting sex, but after he didn’t fit in the turn, and instead of the door went into the wall, I think it’s better to refrain.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69767
 09.09.2012
Conversation with Bates on Saturday night:

B: What are you doing tomorrow?
I will sleep tomorrow.
B: Well, this morning, and then what?
I: No, it is tomorrow

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69766
 09.09.2012
Mom finally mastered the computer - started eating behind it.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69765
 09.09.2012
In the Habr. DaleMartinWatson 8 September 2012 at 01:40#

And so gloriously. A good corporation is the best company in the world. And if someone is good, they will swallow him up and I will be the best again.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69764
 09.09.2012
Today is International Literacy Day.
Facepalm

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69763
 09.09.2012
XX: I hate when the aunt comes. Not only is he sitting in my seat on the couch, not only is he watching what he likes, but I am also running around him as I didn’t even run right after the wedding. Cooking cakes in the kitchen, the first always gives me, such as a test, this is my legal harvest. And today is this:"Well, try the salt"I have already opened my mouth, and she carries her daddy on the plate. My cottage!
YYY is Revenge. When he comes, invite his mother, let’s see who is who. Will your frog strangle when your mother runs around you?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69762
 09.09.2012
I was with my parents on the weekend. I decided to help my mom, wash the dishes, remove the engagement ring and forget. When they came there the next time, the husband reminded me, "Take the ring, or I'm starting to feel single."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69761
 09.09.2012
19-Kun is looking for where in Moscow you can cheaply eat miso-ramen. Please tell me.
Uncle Sarkissian
And where is it?
- The street "Native Moscovites", house 14/88

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69760
 09.09.2012
People would rather believe in divine fishing than in centrifugal power.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69759
 09.09.2012
Those who don’t have money on the phone know the expression "drop a bombardment".
A colleague, on the phone: "Let me take you off a bomb of electricity"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69758
 09.09.2012
After some incident with a severe arm cut, we at McDonald’s are using artificially blurred knives.
YYY:...and naturally dull workers

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №69757
 09.09.2012
The latest advertisement of the skitls - a black man in the dredd doits a giraffe with colored pills, then swallows a handful of these pills and pierces it on a ha-ha...To one I think that there is a clear violation of the law on the protection of children from the propaganda of drugs :-))?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69756
 09.09.2012
I bought a notebook, saw a wonderful inscription on it "Stay in a dry place! After use wash, press and dry. Made in Austria"
Interesting people live in Austria.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69755
 09.09.2012
And about art:
Two Jokonds are not hanged in one room.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69754
 09.09.2012
Laughter prolongs life, but shortens career.

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