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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №147235
 11.12.2017
How is faith different from religion?
Faith is what you are willing to die for. Religion is what you are willing to kill for.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147234
 11.12.2017
The river is ripe, the oatmeal is ripe.
The lens swirls,
In the soft darkness of fog
A good ass.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147233
 11.12.2017
Darkforce: The previous owner of my phone number dropped me.
Darkforce: It’s not that she’s lighted up the number in all the stores and I’m getting a ton of spam now.
Darkforce: so I started writing her former acquaintances with the question "What kind of man on the avatar?"
Darkforce: I answer to everyone that it’s "bull".
Darkforce: Let it crack.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147232
 11.12.2017
After seeing the advertisement of the morning with pirates in the passage in a winter morning, he begins to sing "because we are pirates, the sea our sea our birthplace." The first thing, the first thing is the rum and the treasure, well, and the orgia, and the orgia then.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147231
 11.12.2017
I bought it in a store near work. Fresh, soft and aromatic. and juicy. very very. I carry in a thin cellophane bag. I went into the metro. In the hour of pic. I stumbled into the wagon, I feel that the bag with the hammer is carried away separately from me in the flow of passengers further into the wagon. He grabbed the bag with the last finger. Suddenly I hear the painful and painful voice of a man:
“Women, but who’s going to hurt, AAA?”? to
I say goodbye to the package and let it go on a free sailing. Half a wagon in the hurm. by Matt. The screams. The stones. The apocalypse. To fuse with the crowd, I also pulled out the jacket, I stood and married.
I am 30 years old. Will I ever be smart?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147230
 11.12.2017
About the times, about the morals.
I used to think it was time to clean my laptop, but now I suspect someone is mining bitcoins on my computer.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147229
 11.12.2017
My mom gave me a cell phone. She didn’t find anything to “powep” my moose:
Pick it up, cozy!
Who is this?
Let’s get to know, you’re going to get to me!
Girl, I don’t have a name or c to know.
If we get there, you are the fool.
Send it to Y!
I wiped and wiped. My mom hasn't gotten him. He, you see, is a puppy! The female is 50 years old, and the female is 50 years old.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147228
 11.12.2017
Superhero series by Marvel.
Jessica Jones is a detective with superpowers and alcoholism. The main villain is David Tennant. And he’s as always an outsider.)

Is there a superpower in alcoholism?
And generally tempting.

KHH: No, she’s just knocking out the door with her fist.)

WOW: Not a bad skill for a woman... it is clearly not worth it to argue with her.

As if there are women with whom it is safe to argue.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147227
 11.12.2017
In my opinion, sexual arousal when seeing a dancing person is not a problem at all. The problem is that men are somehow convinced that this is "evident" and "obvious". So, comrades, it is not so. It is not obvious at all. No, you are not dirty perverse, no, we are not sorry, you can get excited, the natural physiological process, everything is okay. But this does not speak of any subtext, which, you see, is obvious, and if some women deny it, they either pretend or are stupid and let them dance behind a closed door and do not embarrass NORMAL people. Don’t think that dancing is a “intelligence operation,” and joint dancing activities are a dating club. Moreover, it is not necessary to attack all women who think differently. You can ruin a woman’s mood with your insinuations after dancing. Yes, not anyone, some women will perceive this positively, maybe they perceive dancing just like you. But if not - just apologize and drop off, don't have to prove that we are stupid and wrong, you have already borrowed. Everyone sees the world differently, you know?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147226
 11.12.2017
with dairexxx: New garbage tanks, large, beautiful and clean, on wheels. They stand on an elevated site, delight the eye, are regularly taken out. And on these wheels of height they are approximately my keys.
I am for what. I have a little power now, and if the garbage bag is heavy – and in our family it is heavy in the overwhelming majority of cases – the process of throwing in my performance looks very colorful: I approach the machine, take a position on the site, estimate the distance, the force of the wind and the phase of the moon, concentrate, measure myself, holding the bags of the bag, slightly twist, make the final half-turn around the axis and with a tight "yeyeeh!" throw the projectile up in the direction of the tank.

Every day the thought is more persistent that I need the Russian national team:facepalm3:

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №147225
 11.12.2017
"Sometimes these people took another member in the ass for the inner rod"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147224
 11.12.2017
How can you confuse the healthy physiological attraction, which everyone, whileining complete calm and self-control, experiences several times a day - with "interference" and loss of self-control?

So you are confused. In particular, attacking with accusations on girls, the intention of which was not to provoke at least some attraction in you. "What did she paint, put on a shirt and come to dance if she didn’t want to fuck?"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147223
 10.12.2017
As a child, they played war. Everyone wanted to play for us. Someone had a poof, someone didn’t have that "our" will win. One boy got to the "Germans" and went out to surrender and surrender, because he very much wanted "our" to win. He was taken prisoner. But in this round all "our" were put by "the Germans". And the surrendered comrade, too, was epically shot at the wall. Because nepheg, concepts worked as a child.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147222
 10.12.2017
Posts with unusual names. At the universe, one teacher told a story from her studenthood.

At the beginning of the semester on the first pair their teacher presented - "Lev Gershakovich". The name is not ordinary, but common. And only by the middle of the semester opened the terrible truth: Lion is the surname, and the father-name Gersh Shahrchovich. Speaking of life never felt so uncomfortable again. The teacher himself, when asked why he did not correct anyone at once, said that in 30 years of teaching he was already accustomed to this.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147221
 10.12.2017
Based educational

> vvv: to the question of corruption and ratings
I bought a book for children (6+) about animals. I sit and write.
A picture of two coupling frogs.
The signature to the picture "The female frog carries the weakened after winter sleep male to the pond".

Frogs, like most amphibians, have external fertilization. First the female deposits the caviar, then the male fertilizes it. They do not mate like mammals or birds. Therefore, if one frog has climbed on another, the devil knows it, maybe it carries the truth.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147220
 10.12.2017
XXX: "Do you want to dance? You want sex. Wearing a coat? You want sex. Smiling to a man? Do you want sex?"

What’s wrong with wanting sex? He wants sex – doesn’t mean he wants it with you, fuck!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147219
 10.12.2017
"xxx: Yes, the Zaporozhets was created as a military development in two variants..."

And what about the third - the variant of the batiskaf with an entrance lock in the floor? Forgot the history?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147218
 10.12.2017
Line from the price of the clinic: "The haircut of the nails (with the fixation of the owner)". Of course, I understood what they meant by this, but what an epic picture comes up before the mind’s eye!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147217
 10.12.2017
I ask again – what can be the pleasure of shaking your own body under music??? To watch is nice, to dance with a couple (=to touch) is nice, right?

It is such a human pleasure, as from any movement. In rhythm, under music, the body itself asks for movement. You,, dance and don’t get to the sounds of your favorite music, well, at least your foot under the table dampens, right? Well, that is what it is.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147216
 10.12.2017
I am a supporter of the classic interface al-la Win2000, I have been on it for countless years.

I have the same story. If you are thinking about Linux – pay attention to mint/mate. After the classic win interface, adaptation in it occurs instantly. Everything is in its place and behaves predictably.

Fuck, the mint/mate looks more like a classic screw than a new screw!

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