Recently, the penalty for bribery was changed in the form of a penalty in favor of the state up to 100 times the amount of bribery. Today I watch TV, they talk about the initiative to consider any intangible advantage as bribery, including the provision of sexual services... I sit and think, will the state collect a 100-fold amount of sexual service from the bribery?

All programs in the telecast are marked by age. And now the kids know exactly which broadcasts are the most interesting.

Stitched, the stitched Little of all this. Why would Mr. Poe not lead the emigration of the Lemmings?

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Put them on the palm a few centimeters from each other, throw them in the air and listen to them singing, making a sound similar to the singing of robots or chickens whispered by electric current.

I called my son MARK - beautiful!
YYY: The second son will be born will be called Mark-2.

The Russian grandmother! If I do not do that, then you will not be ashamed, but you will just shake me!
Tatiana: I don’t have a cochlear. But I have passages and a solder.
It is not a peasant. This is torture of some sort. But I understood the meaning.

Drocher'ka: guess any word and write me without the first and last letter
Wadikpinsk: at
Dude and Dude's Dude and Dude Do you always think of puppets?
WADIKPINSK: The bowl!

There is such an ancient Greek character.
His name is Illinois.
His name implies the variation of the situation.
By the way, this character is very suitable for the participants of the unforgettable Odyssey...
They were always there to decide the questions: to sail forward or on.

They deliver comrades who say and write that at the height the air is scattered.
There is air out there! From the word "Rare"! In particular, at the height, oxygen molecules are found less often, so it is difficult to breathe.

by REI

Q: What kind of scare did you write me into Estonians?
On the brake path.

On the wall of the artist VKontakte:

Do you have a wedding, anniversary, corporate? I can easily come and congratulate you to any point of Russia and not only)))All conditions in the face...
The comments:
Where were you two weeks ago. :D
YYY: Hey, where were you before?
Zzz: Where were you a year ago?
Sss: It’s like you don’t have DR anymore!)) Keep the money until...
WWW: Where were you 6 years ago?
Where will you be in 4 years? ?
Zzz: Where were you when dinosaurs wandered the earth?? to
ppp: where were you in the night of 2 to 3 September, on Lenin Street, where a robbery was committed against a kiosk surrogate who refused to sell beer?)))

A friend just told me:
He sits, whisks, whiskey with his hands.
What happened, I ask.
Something got into the brain. The thought probably... )

Discussion of the victory of the Russian national team over the national team of Northern Ireland:
XXX: Kerzhakov once again marked with a shot in the stang
YYY: THAT is really harder to get into the stang, it’s very thin.

With the Hubble, discuss the topic "Fifteen Myths about Data Recovery and Loss".
In this article there is a item called "If the hard drive barks, tap it while loading, for example, with a screwdriver".

The commentary:
xxx: Great post, some funny ones really never heard. Especially funny about the screwdriver... I have been given a quavalda for the past with the inscription “for fine adjustment”, I think I know now how to apply it...)

Photo with advertisement "Cunnilingus for Food".

Paul: Are you working?
Evgeny: Yes, Pash, we need to feed a family somehow
Pavel Kalinkin: Young man, the workplace is not dusty. I’m waiting for you on Saturday.
Evgeny Chekalin: Pacha, fuck, don’t write that in the comments below this photo!)

xxx: I understand, of course, young men are not strong in such female things as a puppy...But to remove it from me through my head, like a maiku...without stretching!!! to
I like
YYY: So I knew it had to be through my legs.

Are we in a black hole? I always knew it.
In the afroatmosphere. Be politically correct in your words.

<xxx>I am lying down like I just woke up. Our cat is jumping onto the bed and let’s bump on my chest.
Here my beloved wakes up, looks at the kitten, takes a bit of care, moves it to the side and says to him: These breasts can only I throw!
<xxx> I love both of them!

How to break a person's nose, causing the least pain and without breaking it?

o o o o o o o A sadistic man! What an esthetic!
We will not hurt you. \"The location of the meeting cannot be changed"

Festival "Borodino" this year is 200 years old.
The reporter with the microphone and the operator asks:
Which Army are you from?
I show you a bag with Napoleon's eagle. I ask :
How many heads does the Russian eagle have?
In response a heavy silence. I touched the horse and went away. It was disgusting.