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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7929
 19.07.2008
If there is someone who works for everyone,

There must be one who

Everyone is tired.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7928
 19.07.2008
I go to BP, time later. On the side of the cafe, where the C

Two people in front of me. A young man, and some

A motorist in the state. The one who is in the state, holds on manufacturing in

Five hundred banknotes. Haishnik takes his coffee, I give it, and then

He turns around and takes the young man from the hand behind him.

Five hundred, and he moves to the table. The boy flashes with his eyes. and then

He is angry, “Why? I have not broken anything!” Shamelessly confused,

Sorry, I have thought about it. Returns the bill.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7927
 19.07.2008
From the proposal to make a sculpture in a natural size

Z. Cereteli fell into a coma.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7926
 19.07.2008
Amon_RA: The ambulance is driving outside the window
Is the window faster than the ambulance?
Amon_RA is

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7925
 19.07.2008
Yes, I wrote songs once.
2: can you break this)) old man?
I am afraid the old man will be against.
2: ihihihi))) I meant the type to shake and write)
1: and the sequence of actions is not the same. Shut up after...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7924
 19.07.2008
Talk about awakening:

Peton (09:42:35 16/07/2008)
In 1) case I rushed to the bathroom and pick up the water, then I put, the tea, then to the toilet, then I pour coffee, then to the bath, then from the bathroom with coffee to the comp read the news, look at the clock, dress up and get out of the house.
Peton (09:44:22 16/07/2008)
2) the case sounds approximately like "* I look at the clock -_-, o_-, o_o,0.0* MILLY!!! I put a bullet on yesterday’s clothes, chest my hair and run to the stop with my head broken.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7923
 19.07.2008
steh1n
I’m going to the car.

steh1n
The priest is working there.

steh1n
158 kg of chest

steh1n
Thank God, but not at all.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7922
 18.07.2008
Ti-Di-L
I can wear a pearl and shake my head.

The Flower
I can wear nothing and shake my breasts.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7921
 18.07.2008
The guy doesn't binge 2nd week decided to find out why the dialogue

How do you do it? – Don’t do it anymore?
Bandin: Wow, yes good, it’s all like that
Remember the evil.
Swell: Oh, why is it suddenly?? to
Bandin: You know, I just decided to tie up with the wo...
Swell :?Ban, you are scaring me.
Bandin: Heh
Damn where did we fall like you?!=(Anderdogs do not go without it at all=)
Bandin: Yes, I didn't think, but in fact, half the summer I'm already sleeping behind the comp, tired of sleeping like, 15 hours and the rest of the time I eat, sleep and sleep sometimes, but now when I stopped cuddling, I go to the barbecue, I'm cuddling with friends, I still started to read books and drink kefir at night.
Swell: O o ppc = (


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7920
 18.07.2008
Prehistory: Put on a mobile phone call the song of Aquarium "Rastamani from the depths". When my mom calls.
I go on the bus. Mom calls here. I squeeze and everyone around hear clearly "mama, holidays, we’re going to the jam. Mom, vacation we go to the jam, work on smoking grass". With a smile I answered "Hello Mom!". The bus did not lie, but smiles and laughter increased. Now I’m thinking of putting the song “Your big breasts are preventing me from sleeping at night” when a girl calls... it’s true if mom and girl find out, I’m fucking...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7919
 18.07.2008
I bought a snake, now everyone is riding when I say "All so far, I’m going to play with the snake".

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7918
 18.07.2008
It is a pity that there is no function in the phone "Good shit!"(

It's a pity that the operators do not provide the service: on (whipped on the account) SMS "subscriber... asks to call back" answer free SMS "Hi you!"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7917
 18.07.2008
Komondante: Finally discovered who and why is filled in the elevator: it is the people on the first floor who are avenging for what they have under the windows.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7916
 18.07.2008
FrosT (11:05:48 16/07/2008)
A Greek rider crossed the river.
Seeing a Greek in the River of Cancer.
He put Greek’s hand into the river.
Cancer on the hand of the Greek cap.

I-Bot Translate 54U8 (11:05:49 16/07/2008)
Rode Greek across the river.
Sees Greek in the River Cancer.
Stuck Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the Hand of Greek of Cap.

FrosT (11:05:53 16/07/2008)
Rode Greek across the river.
Sees Greek in the River Cancer.
Stuck Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the Hand of Greek of Cap.

I-Bot Translate 54U8 (11:05:54 16/07/2008)
A Greek was driving on the other side of the river.
He sees Greek in the river cancer.
The Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the hand of the Greek of the single agricultural policy.

Ize'g0re (13:43:39 17/07/2008)
Thoughts: This is how I and the compiler communicate. and. and.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7915
 18.07.2008
Someone is stuck in the elevator!
WOW: How do you know? Is it loud? ?
Ohhhhh no no. I am that someone!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7914
 18.07.2008
I talk to a client... his innet is not working... I look at a virus... I say that you have a virus...
The client says it can’t!
Your computer in Germany is breaking down.
The client said I didn’t speak German.
Unable to hold. He stopped.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7913
 18.07.2008
I’m glad you started eating normally.
She: So glad you care about me.
He: And all because I need you for a long time.
Is it a long-term lease?
It is beautiful)))
He is AHA. The Leasing)
She: Oh, you don’t say such words with me, or I don’t know what they mean and I’m excited :)


[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7912
 18.07.2008
Yesterday, my friend made a feat by dragging me drunk to the eighth floor and handing it over to my mother. And only two small but: I live on the tenth floor and my mom is now in the country.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7911
 18.07.2008
I bought clothes from China. I read the instructions: "Woman three. Man is not three. I have three. The others are not three. Hygiene will leave you"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7910
 18.07.2008
Democrat: Are you an Igor?
<(*_*)> what does it look like?

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