Q: What is your new one?
WOW: Well, in that she was a concerned pervert I finally convinced, after on my innocent question "Do you want to drink juice?" she made a cute face, and asked "From whom?"
XH: O_o

We have a joke...
In the toilet, I don’t know what a stranger, confused the tubes of hot water and cold water.
now in the bathtub of boiling water... you sit on the toilet, and he "heats your soul"))))

Announcement of a temporary power outage for today.
Hanged...
Thou shalt go!! to
in the elevator
Inside
at the doors
Again the Taddam!! to

...
by Katya:
In my student years, I used to hit the wall with a cover from a pot of bolts. I didn’t have a hammer, nails, or screwbacks.)
...
The Bolt? Crypton still exists.

It’s business in Russian! At a time when the spacecraft roam the big theater, the bank's mail server refuses to accept the investment of 12 MB! The Federal Bank, which lends to industry and construction, wants to receive scans of documents strictly in pdf. But it does not accept these pdfs entirely - the federal bank in its headquarters in Moscow has a narrow channel.
1: and judging by the logs, the slow internet and the limitation on the size of attacks only in large and solid organizations and remained
Poorness for a horse’s price is like a vertu. It is solid.

xxx : hello to you :)
YYY: HOW DO YU DO?
XXX: The Fan
xxx: here is the fucking
Is this fucking me?
All of you fucking fuck me :(

A very stupid situation. I found an advertisement for the sale of a tail on avito. And now I understand that I have to call an absolutely unfamiliar person and arrange a meeting, to which I will come with money, and he will come with a tail.

XXX:...you better tell me the optimal length of the suits suitable for you.

YYY: XXX, 50cm as appropriate))

XXX: YYY, OK I put it. :)

ZZZ: Two grown-up uncles chop a half-meter. Keep in mind, citizens

Customers of our office have sent complaints to Jack with the wording ‘doubt the qualifications of our specialists’.
Stupid, Jack has no doubts about the qualifications of your professionals. Jack is absolutely convinced of their misery, helplessness and absolute incompetence.
And Jack is ready to repeat it under oath or swear it on the Bible.

How do you do a million seconds?
Q. Am I not cute?

You are Bambi.
Why is?
– Well... Bambi – it sounds good... And the little dumb deer isn’t very...

I’m going to doom the compass. Use of sclerosis.
– and?? to
- if there are only two memory slots on the motherboard, and there are only 256M plates, then, believe me, these are sclerosis plates!

This is me and the cat. One of us has a birthday today. The cat was born in November.
yyy: It resembles the tests on logical thinking in Science and Life. The cat was born in November, the aquarium fish do not smoke, the clock is in front of the TV. Who am I?"

to this:

It’s really silly when you’re in the toilet and you can’t decide which side to apply to the toilet.

This condition is described by the phrase "Front the pelvis, behind the toilet". It is a council at the same time.

to this

xxx: everything has come to its place - according to the horoscope of the Indians, I am a deer.

I decided to look at myself. It was better not to look at it. The whole process has ruined me, fool.

Zombiracer: the habit of disconnecting wifi before the game earned on android (so there is no advertisement) submissively ask me to forgive and not drive out of the raid.

[xxx] don't have to calculate me, I will give you my iPad, 127.0.0.1
[yyy] I can't remember more than 3 numbers in a row... and you also divided them by points for some reason...
[xxx] and so on. The first point is a decimal. The second is hundreds. The third is a thousand. This is an ordinary thousandth fraction. They are now in 3 class.

News of Sport:
...Schtiglitz will defend his belt against the Nigerian Expo...
For some reason, the imagination paints only black hands stretching toward
The new form of standard officer :)

X: The cat stitch brought me my dirty socks. What I wanted to say, I don’t understand.
W: It’s all right, she’s a girl: she’s screaming that she’s scattered her socks.

Question on mayl.ru: how to treat chicken ass? (The Wardrobe)
Answer: Chicken whisper