There was a 5 course. Medical University, Department of Infectious Diseases, first lecture. There is a grey professor. Now, he says, I will tell you our main secret. We, opening the notebook, holding our breath, the pencil is ready, we wait.
Are you ready? So here. The mantle can be washed!! to
Can you have 150 grams of cognac for courage?
No, I have come here courageously.
Sometimes customers deliver. I work in a jewelry store, always behave very polite and welcoming, although there are different people. I got an offer for my whole life.
The buyer chose two chains, looked at them, criticized them and said, “Give them to me for a hundred dollars.” You will both pay and I will pay you in cash.
"Sorry," I say, "I like you very much as a human being, but I sell you a chain for $84. And the second, for 120 U.E. For a hundred, I can’t raise my hand.
Make a significant discount!
Dear buyers, a) learn mathematics b) have conscience.
I love you.
Today in the subway: opposite a four-year-old girl stands on her knees on a seat, looking at the landscape outside the window (light butov metro). We enter the tunnel. Grandma says:"Sit down, Katyusha, okay, there is nothing to look at". The girl turns around, throws us, sitting opposite, with a boring look and says loudly:" Yes, there is nothing to look at here too".
The head of the Interior Ministry of Britain urged the British to unite after a truck hit a crowd of people"
and UGU. Stay tight - you will be more comfortable to press.
About motivation. In the army, the commander of the unit of the Manufacturers set me the task that in two weeks in the unit to play the orchestra of the spiral otherwise I quote-"Sgnom on the cleaning facilities!!!". By the way, neither I nor the other unfortunate even knew in what hole these dooks were blowing.
Two weeks later, part walked a solemn march under the orchestra.
Someone was born on a Monday, well, and I was born on a Friday, and probably because I am like a Aunt Charlie from Brazil, constantly a little tired, a little distracted and always very uncomfortable to drink a cup of cognac.
Why the governors are not cleaned in the houses, because of which the authorities have to scratch billions of rubles of garbage.Where the managing companies look - one and a half tons of banknotes in the apartment are kept by some owners - this is what coverage will be able to withstand.
<xxx> What is this? What is good?
<yyy> Why did you limit me so much?
XX: Language is a very interesting thing, it is constantly evolving, words change meanings, sometimes - the opposite. And, what is important, some terms gain meaning far from their literal reading. Additional values that do not follow from the simple translation of components. There may be some problems from here.
zzz: That’s why you think the title of the “13 Omishes” will be tried for the Holocaust of the grass is not the best idea?
XXX: And that too.
I sit with a friend and a friend in the kitchen. A girlfriend cuts meat, a friend gives a joke at her.
Girlfriend: “You don’t joke, I’m with a knife in my hands.”
I am "Okay, he’s a fool"
I understand what sounded ambiguous, and I add: "This is about a knife".
Judging by rust, until my second comment, no one noticed the ambiguity.
Half a year ago I was sent to take blood tests:
I go into the office, sit down, hang my sleeves.
The nurse prints out some illusion for blood sampling (it’s definitely not a syringe), looks at me with honest eyes and asks, “Will you take it yourself? “” I answer with slightly rounded eyes, “Yes, I can’t.”
It turned out that she meant the results of the analysis. They laughed. I suspect the hospital is now a new joke.
This morning, standing at the stop at the clinic, I saw this picture:
The grandmother comes and pulls her granddaughter on the trailer, and she struggles hard:
Grandma (B): Tanya, you need to go to the doctor to be healthy. He will prescribe pills, injections, we will cure you, and then we will go and buy the dress.
Girl(D): Well, maybe the dress first, and the injections then?
B is no.
D : Why?
B: The body does not need a dress.
If you think that you can choose your sexual orientation, you are bisexual.
X: And I fell in love with Czech Crumlovs. The city, there are no words. It is as if you are in the 18th century.
Prague did not impress me so much, but it was unrealistic!I was just covered in Venice
Y: San Marino perched me. Just up the wing there strange feelings of involvement with the past castle. True, then I read that the cough pills that were sold to me in an Italian pharmacy are used to get methamphetamine, so it might be them)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I sit up.
Sakura has blossomed.
I am looking for work. I had another great interview today. I am looking for a job as an accountant. I am in the corresponding vacancy. They say to me, "Well, we need a manager (as it turned out later, a man-universal who is engaged in both purchasing and selling, and issuing documents, and issuing customs documents on import and export, and logistics and control of cargoes even), but when we wrote so in the announcement, some shell came to us, so we decided to write what a accountant needed. Fantastic to dish.
Everywhere, on every cage, there is a plaque with huge letters: “Don’t feed animals, your food can be poison for them!” and everywhere, well, in every cage, in every wolier, at least somebody let the beasts eat ice cream, chips, popcorn or cookies.
A long time ago, my mom told me about a zoo in Germany. That there for some not too dangerous and not too capricious animals their daily diet was divided into small portions, wrapped in bits and sold next to the squads. Imagine, the cattle can be fed without any bites of conscience purchased immediately and perfectly suitable for it with carrots, a bunch of seed or a handful of grain. And at the same time, feeding the animal is not just worth nothing for the zoo, it brings a profit! Plus the joy of visitors, plus the genuine interest of the animal in the people who stop at the fence. By the way, I would pay a couple of hundred for a servant with me to give a piece of meat to a leopard - on my behalf.)))
You have already fucked.
The Ghost of the Call
Everyone dreams of having an older or younger brother or sister - here views differ. I had an older brother. But it turned out that the difference between us and him was soft to say, a tiny 15 minutes. And because of such a small gap, there was no discourse between us as to whether this seniority plays a dominant role or not. Sometimes there was a fight.
Probably from the side it looked very nice - two six-year-old boys seriously share the palm of the primacy, bringing various arguments and arguments in their defense. But our father learned to use it for personal purposes.
In general, from childhood he instilled us love for the Armed Forces, so at the age of 6 I was perfectly aware of the titles and distinctive marks of the families of the troops, without thinking about distinguishing the pursuit of the praporchnik from the pursuit of the Lieutenant General. Using our struggle for primacy, the father wisely decided that seniority should be determined by the title, not "what kind of minutes". Our unfortunate heads were delighted with this offer.
The point is this: titles were given at the end of the week for certain merits, most often domestic. That is, you cleaned the potatoes, twisted the floor a couple of times to a crystal glow and rubbed the kitchen at least five times a week - wait for a guaranteed increase. But the father could appeal at any time and without warning. Within a week, your dizzying career as a senior lieutenant could have fallen to the level of a senior sergeant, or even to an euphrator. Everything had to start from the beginning. And believe me, it was worse than the father’s belt hanging on the pen of the door of his parents’ bedroom.
Accordingly, the palm of the primacy was transferred to the senior in the rank, he commanded a younger order. For disobedience and attempts of youth rebellion - the same complaint.
I don't remember how long such a scheme lasted, but my father was bad at the time, receiving praise from his mother for the perfect order in the house. And thus he taught us to order and general military discipline.