Ask the child a mystery:
"It thickens, it weakens, it cries on the whole house" (the answer is a harmony).
A 5-year-old child to this mystery, without thinking, answers - "Mom" (c)

On the tape can make a sensation from any news =)
Title: "Half of the current Australian submarine fleet is out of service"!!! You think of what happened there, and there "One of the two operating submarines of the Australian Navy failed."

XXH: Can anyone tell a specialized car signal switch exists?

UUU: We had a goat with a hyper-nervous signal and got them all. In the morning I went to work on the roof of the dozen, I put an open canister with gasoline and a box of light bulbs in a row. Now he is in another yard.
I agree that symbolism in the combination of ordinary objects gives a lasting effect.

In Western Ukraine, the most active opponents of the Moscow Patriarchate, there are many temples belonging to the schismatic structure of “patriarch” Filaret. One of his fierce supporters and even more fierce opponent of the Russian Orthodox Church was the governor of the Rovani region of Red. He stated that he would not allow Patriarch Kirill to come to Ravenna. A few days before the Patriarch's arrival in Ukraine, the governor of Ravenna was killed by lightning.

Have you noticed how much TV has been talking about accidents?
Every day there are 10-20 people killed.
Are you preparing a new law?

The people! Stop coming to visit each other to set up a winamp under you!!! It is angry! And for myself too! :)
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Put JetAudio and no one will figure out how to configure it...

Hellbilly: Now in the news tape a message, a girl was photographed naked at the cemetery and posted a photo on the internet. Inhabitants of the city saw and attacked the militia, as a result, a criminal case was opened against it.
A criminal case and 312 police officers have been opened.

In the morning... I felt the no-response of the situation, when from the morning the perforator began to work the deaf neighbors. At the same time, some unloaded by intellect, but not deafened by the voice, oraled under the windows, called some Prochor, and this was heard by everyone, except apparently Prochor himself. I begin to guess that my deaf neighbor with a perforator is Prochor.

To see his girlfriend without makeup is like to see him naked after a cold shower.

Putin has already descended to the bottom of the Baikal, sensors have been implanted by dolphins-belughs, and cyclists have been crushed.
Will the star of Chuck Norris be at sunset?

If your interlocutor is very surprised by your knowledge and abilities, then he is a fool.! to

The day of VDF!
WOW : Certainly! Running for the Bahamas!
Q: Oh yeah yeah yeah?
We will not be burned (and we will not be burned).

From the website of fans of FC Dynamo Moscow.

X: In the Yandex if you pick up FC Dynamo Moscow - 6 million pages, and if FC Zenit St. Petersburg - 3 million pages.
And who is more popular in the runnet and sing club?

Try to write the name of the city correctly.

zzz: how do you say in English "Fly, fly, fly!"? "Fly, fly, fly!"

How was the feast?
She was overwhelmed with alcohol, fucked her wallet, broke her glasses, woke up in bed with some man.
It is symbolic.
Such a celebration.
But I’m sure you’re not a cyborg at least once a year.

I will find all of you, pederasses without turns, and catch up with you!
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An elderly intelligent man in the car VAZ 21060 of green color.

Whoever shaves at night, sleeps longer in the morning.

Q: How is your personal life?
W: Yes, there is a full style, no engines.
m: - then it is understandable why in the phrase instead of "I’m going to shop in the Coastal Chelns" she wrote "Country Members".

A girlfriend talks to her boyfriend on the phone:
I was offended by you. Why is? I called you and a girl raised the phone!!! Well, I was wrong with the number. But anyway, I was offended.

Or@nge: a hot day at the pool.
we sunbath with friends and here is this picture: a little girl scornfully escapes from her daddy, pronouncing at the same time such a delicate, childish voice "aya yai айа yai" a followed by a daddy and such a rough, smoked voice "OJO YOO YOO YOO SUKA ASFALT SHOULD";;