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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №35518
 04.09.2010
The editor of the newspaper, who allowed the stamp in the title of the article about the trip of the prime minister "Putin on K. Alin" was fired

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35517
 04.09.2010
How do you live alone, single?
Kolyan: Yes, so the first month was lying on the top of the ass and the necklace did not do it, and the stitch went into the work... tomorrow is the day of the village where I have a house, I will go to the buchan, a little bit of a young cane :)
Better older than 50!
Well, everyone’s own, someone older and for $50, and someone younger and for that :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35516
 04.09.2010
Q: Have you seen the new full form of our military?
See also: NED
HHH: I have seen it. It was painted in painting and then enlarged so that the pixels were large.
there is a dull background and on it small squares of different colors, applied by a paint sprayer
Yudaskin tried and applied nanotechnology o_0

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35515
 04.09.2010
Today at 11:19
Irina
Well then okay! Today we have prof. Day of the Oilman. This is where the young man is dragging into the old lady’s cock.

Today at 11:21
Dmitry
Of course, I congratulate you! I wish you a fun rest! Have you ever seen oil at least once in your life?

Today at 11:24
Irina
Well from where! But I saw gasoline exploding in an empty 60-ton tank. Like a burning oil poured out on the earth. My father was a oil worker in the past. So I can probably consider myself to be applauded to this profession.

Dmitry
Maybe you can count! Then don't forget to congratulate me in a month on Teacher's Day, because as I was studying in school, my mother taught for many years, and how many teachers for her life I saw... not remember all!! Some even fuck! So be sure to congratulate you!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35514
 04.09.2010
Mike: in the net found a funny reproach of the manufacturer / seller regarding morally outdated equipment: "produced since 1990, the device passed the test of time"!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №35513
 04.09.2010
The Battle.net server. It doesn’t work with VOV and SK2. Tragedy and discussion:

X: Blizzard saves the world, the servers are blown up, no way comrades, go with the girl go for a walk or find her for yourself!
Y: It’s more stupid to say that and it’s not possible...I’d like to walk with a girl I’d go for a walk with a girl...and I’d like to fill a rhetoric!!by 1111

c) RRock

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35512
 04.09.2010
On the road under the Krasnodar collided KamAZ and Milkovoz. There was a kilometre blockade.
The victims of the accident became thousands of cats who wiped their tongues on the asphalt. and xD)))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35511
 04.09.2010
The number is knocked in the aska.
Hi, do you remember me?
2 is yes. You are a bot.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35510
 04.09.2010
[20:57:48] <Fokc> swallow the ass
[20:57:53] <Fokc> and sounds in Japanese
[20:57:57] <Fokc> and grows fucking everywhere

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35509
 04.09.2010
by z2or3k:
Heroes of Sword and Magic:
The Ventilator Week is over.
We have a week of heating. Increase of Heaters twice and +10 to degrees on the air conditioner.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35508
 04.09.2010
We sent today an electronic form from a higher organization (which is engaged in computerization of schools of the region) to fill in the format xlsx. We do not have a 2007 office. I asked them to send these files in XLS format. I get the answer:
I will send it by fax.
And they were expelled!and (

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35507
 04.09.2010
Chaika
Telejournalists are philologically illiterate. I’ve read all kinds of submissions to stories several times – it’s shit at all!

Kora_f: I also often make mistakes in articles. Then I read and fuck.

We do everything inadvertently. But you, dude, don’t write "I like that I’m sick with nails"

kora_f: I will write. This will be the title of the article about the love of the indigenous Petersburgers for Neva and Little Nevka.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35506
 04.09.2010
Dronishe: Do you know why I love anime about space?
The Wing of Night: Why?
Dronishe: Because the space is black
Dronishe: So when I watch an anime about space in HDTV resolution, I don’t have the video slowing down.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35505
 04.09.2010

AlxV (20:33:29 2/09/2010)
I decided to eat a head of garlic.

AlxV (20:33:34 2/09/2010)
This fucking

AlxV (20:33:45 2/09/2010)
Buried what does not burn.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35504
 04.09.2010
Yesterday, the admin of our chat had a birthday.
Married to a German, she lives in Germany.
xxxh: I think - give it up, and as a senior moderator, I will first congratulate her with the dungeon. I made a congratulatory page on my website and sent her a text message at 9 a.m. - a happy job type and a link to the page.
xxxh: I wake up in the morning, I go to chat - no license, no modernity, I'm screwed for a day ((((((
YYY:...
I forgot about the difference in time, her sms came at two nights, awakened her three-month-old daughter, she talked to her until the morning afterwards, was evil all day and unsparing.
After a day I changed anger for mercy, I believed that I wasn’t from evil :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35503
 03.09.2010
In general, I work with the Federal Communications Operator (we work on WiMax) to connect the client, you need to conduct a survey of the point (on the roof) :) In general, I made an application to the technical department, with the customer in excellent relationships, the matter was closed. At night there was a heavy rain, cold, horror movie! In the morning, the planner, here is the call of the client, you need to pay tribute to the client expressed very culturally, where is your tech director? I say now I eat, I call him, I say, on the wire such a very wants to hear you, pause, then the answer struck me in shock - Tell me that I resigned, I ask - Are you fucking?And then it turns out that he closed the roof of the house and left the client there for the whole night to hang out with the cats. Now the director is not allowed for examination :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35502
 03.09.2010
<HenyTRk> called the echotest to check how voip works, but there the cable is not removed!
<HenyTRk> Doctor, I’m all ignored

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35501
 03.09.2010
Have you heard that you can’t buy anything after 10 now except beer? It’s like fighting alcoholism :)
WOW: they probably don’t know how to crack beer >:-]

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35500
 03.09.2010
TV channel "Russia", evening program "Match" with Vladimir Soloviev. The dispute between Zhirinovsky and Mitrochin about the reduction of prices for products of the first necessity.
by Mitrochin:
In the days of the Emperor there were food markets.
Soloviev tells him:
In the days of the king, the king was.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35499
 03.09.2010
My boyfriend wants sex with me, what should I do?
Ur: to give
Maximus: Give it to him!
Loft : give
Zaha: You viewed the scene of male solidarity))) Say that for you this is a serious step, that you are not ready yet.
Lizz: Zaha, and I would give)))
Loft: Use Zahin’s option, and introduce him to Lizz)))

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