In the store:
Drink some yogurt.
Do you have a miracle or a dream?
I even pushed a little...
There is happiness, please

trollit, not trollit... 5 years ago there were no such words, and the dolboebs were called dolboebs.

iPhone member, iPhone member...
Our former general, after the first acquaintance with the laptop - "there is a finger on the touchpad, and the cursor moves. And not only the finger, any part of the body, even the member! Now I’ll show you, girls turn away..."

"The Deputy Chairman of the State Duma, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, said that he finally decided to participate in the 2012 presidential elections..." (MetroNews)

The Apocalypse in 2012!!! In the elections of the President of the Russian Federation vote for Zhirinovsky))

Smithson: Purchased in 2001, the Sony J70 is still alive, healthy and fun. The battery is lithium-ion. I turn on once every six months (to perform one paid action so that the MTS does not block the number), in this mode holds the charge for about 20 months.
I am not going to throw.

TurboUSB: Are you all waiting for a call from the same?

A message from a friend after the first class in the auto school:
I was today at the first lesson in theory: the mystery of dive on the roads for me is now almost uncovered...."

Grandma wants me to have a reliable, decent man who will look after me... Mom wants me a man who is caring, bad, ideally what to take abroad... A friend wants me a man who understands, with my level of intelligence and spiritual development...
I want to fuck.

Report on Internet Control in Schools.
XXX: And we have a computer science lecture watching porn and what?
XXX: Will he be cut off?
YYY: What exactly?

...
Boy: How are you doing?
Internet speed of 25 Mbps
...
I will marry her!

“Daddy, daddy, poor daddy, you won’t get out of the closet, you’re hanged by our mother between the dress and the pyjama.” of 1967.

The harvest was seen.)

How to explain to a girl why you want unbearable sex when you drink?
YYY: Well there are two options: 1. boring: the type of telling that alcohol dulls conscience and shyness, the person becomes more discreet... 2. more fun: to explain that the body understands that it is poisoned and tries to extend its race as quickly as possible by reproduction)))

From the website of a medical consultation:
Hi to you! I would like
Get your consultation
for an intimate
The question, but not
I have the opportunity to walk.
Now to the doctor.
Lack of time. The case in
I have recently been from
Curiosity decided
I am a virgin.
Or never with anyone.
It was). "There" entered a tube from
Cream 13 cm in length and 2.2 cm
The diameter. But by size.
Further, nothing more
It enters. There was no blood pain.
Somewhere almost at the end.
"routes" inside feel like
As a creature, in
Those who press, can
to penetrate further. What is it? and
What do you think about
The Hymen? All rules of hygiene
was observed) thank you
Answer of the specialist:
Do not do that anymore...

> and [ link ]
> are you in a relationship?
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< do you want to go?
> and [ link ]
and gt; yes
< and [Greek ]
< not worth...
> and [ link ]
> is
< and [Greek ]
< not for you
> and [ link ]
> The Dog

The theorem :
If the body takes a horizontal position during screening and preparation for examinations, the body will fall asleep.

Specifically, after watching a few videos on YouTube, I answer to all interested:
The zebra’s member is not striped but black. and large. very large. So big that the zebra plays them like an elephant. How can I forget what I have seen?! to

I sit behind the compass, time is midnight. The window is open, the street suddenly spreads "With Noah’s Year!!With such a painfully familiar, New Year's sincere intonation that in the first second there were doubts whether August is now...

Now nostalgia took, almost slid... night, unlimited, although very slow inet, I load two pages at once because I do not rush, while they load chase in Duke Nukem 3D under my favorite album Prodigy... Just like in the distant 97th, only now I do it lying in bed on the country with the help of a cheap phone.

by Blander:
I made the sauce fun, washed the potatoes in the uniform, the wife comes in:
Where did you get it?!!! to
- did
I thought you were eating my face mask.)

In Moscow, a rally of virgins called "Porvu za Putina"

Only she could go to bed with a compot to wake up from the inconvenience in a couple of hours, and eventually wake up in 8 hours under a table with a triple instead of a pillow. I am in love!