Judging by the sounds under which I fell asleep yesterday, the neighbors organized an orgy with the Jedi, Darth Vader, the Banshi and the Yorkshire Orchestra.

With each release of a new version of any OS, developers promise to improve performance. Logically, in this case, every new version of any OS should be able to work on an increasingly weaker iron. But the minimum requirements for "iron" are growing every time...

Where have I been fooled?

In America blackjack and prostitutes, what about us?
Preference and Lady.

My parents, not to say that it's straight, but people with a sense of humor.
I do not like fish. Especially the sea!
I come to visit them. My mother was naturally at my table. I look at the table, it’s fried. I look at fish. I think the river, it's okay so that my mother doesn't hurt eating a piece. I bite and understand that the fish is marine with a characteristic smell and taste. I spit out and started eating a salad.
Mother with such a dull smile on her face shakes her father’s stomach and says, “Hone the hundred, I said he won’t eat her.”

xxx: I saw this picture today: weighs advertisement - "A missing cat. Gray, fun, kind, playful, sociable " and photo with a request to return for reward. Next to the mark mark mark "If he is sociable, he will not ask the way home :D"

As a child, I watched my dad read newspapers with a serious look. It looked so cool. I thought I would grow up like that too. I grew up, I read, I write like that. I feel like I’m fucking grown up.

The thing is, when I speed up to 135 on my fifth, it begins to vibrate, and at 150 the vibrations pass.
WOW: well right - 150 km / h speed of detachment from the ground

The morning. We lie in bed, the head is told about yesterday’s walk, and you pretend what the king (cat) has done. We have medecoms under the kitchen table. He brought a pack of citramone from the kitchen in his teeth, so not only brought it, he jumped to the bed and put it on her chest. I just adore him.

> Did you bring him under hypnosis? Or under a gun? Do you marry such a hysterical woman? Or is it out of great love - husband "idiot", and fucking a bouquet of love too? The man is good, he has done well.

Some of the nerves before the wedding (and this is really the nerves, especially if you are expecting a roommate of relatives from the Far Zažopinsk, who must be invited, because otherwise the parents will be offended and will not talk for a year) to the ZAGS in home boots come. in the winter. Forgotten Rings is a classic of the genre.
The man could suddenly understand that the suit is not (or big - lost weight from stress, or small - was stressed with beer with chips, or there was a speck the size of pepper on his back - well, not enough), half an hour before the closure of the clothing salon (where all kinds of smoking and evening dresses are rented) to take the first suit rented, and yes - to deposit the passport, because the naphyg.
And yes, the bride could quite hit a bouquet, because at first three months you are wearing as an electrovinic, organizing a holiday for those very relatives from Zažopinsk, spending money (which, in general, was initially meant for a honeymoon), and five minutes before it turns out that everything is going to hell. Here, you know, you can even warm a bouquet of a prince, whom she once pulled out of the dragon's legs.
Well, in general, I agree, yes, we are all grandmothers - dumb fools with no brains, let them sit in the kitchen, be silent and not hang out.

@ADM: I was at a sectary meeting yesterday.
Sergius :?? to
@ADM: Well, b..., at the parental gathering... First they listened to the Master, then they went down to whom it was and quietly ran around the houses in the darkness of the evening...

It looks like PONT "I have an iPhone" leaves the position of PONT "I don’t have an iPhone".

It would be better in Japan to open bars with such names than a really existing Russian restaurant in China with a simple name "Retosran" :)

Haven’t Haven appeared there?
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[16:06:16] zzz: Maria Ivanovna, let the disciple N go, he is our tank and 7 adult uncles without him can not kill the deer in the coniferous forest (((

X: Blin, how did you communicate with her? She never says anything, she is always silent.
Well, that’s how we communicated. More accurately I wrote.)
Does the SMS send empty messages too?

XX: What is better - mental constipation, or mental diarrhea?)
Yyy: Can I think elsewhere?

Reviews of the Osharmanke Market:
I bought, I use – class! It raises the mood, makes you think. Here is only the question - where can you take the alternating cylinders with another musical composition, or is Bach already slightly tired?

Are there any other people here who remember the grandfather on the green six?

Windows and games on torrents in free access. Again, I don’t have to know that they’re being sold somewhere. I went to the internet for the first time. Even — I don’t know what it is anymore — I just opened Internet Explorer and read about how to live well in Russia. Then suddenly it came out – “download for free.” Why not download it, for free. I was told on television that in the country everything is good and everywhere is in order, so there can be nothing bad on the Internet. I am an idiot, I don’t know anything. I have the right =)

Ignorance of the law does not exempt from liability. And this is not a proverb, it is the actual formulation of any Code.

I was morally raped today :(
xxx: I go as usual past the church to work, inhibited by some poor old lady, dirty, stinking, in bustles.
xxx: and asks, says I don't know when the fifth iPhone comes out
xxx: I was upset by surprise, I say, heard like September 12
I asked if I would order.
X: Serroga, am I a hipster or somebody else? I know I have an iPhone.) I show her my old nokia, which from old age and murder is dissolved in my hands, I say, I don’t have an iPhone, it’s off to me.
xxx: And here she gets a new pure iPhone 4 in a pink checholique with anime!! to
xxx: now I understand how they look at the shit, because that’s how she looked at me! With such incomparable compassion and compassion and contempt that I felt inferior.

She: What do you think?
He: Now I am crying
She: Are you crying?
She : Why?
Is it a rabbit?
See also: LUC
She: The Poor
She: I was scared for a moment that you have a heart and feelings.
You have reassured me.