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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7869
 17.07.2008
Who is dealing with mosquitoes?
Demon: grid on the window, the main thing is that there is no hole
любофф: a grid without holes, it is innovative
Tagged: NanoNet
Axon: a grid without a single break

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7868
 17.07.2008

I will never forget the eyes of the wardrobe, when I, having received the numbers "256", flew through the hall with the screams "I got a round number", and the fellow members enthusiastically shrugged my hand.
c) the RSDN

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7867
 17.07.2008
ILikeEatBrains!!: in the park, on the bank of the river stands a sign 'throw the drowning' rescue circle near there is no. Instead of it the lift is stretched *ROFL*

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7866
 17.07.2008
I understood what music to put on the alarm to make it easy to get up from it.

You need to put a balloon or a tail. You jump in half a second just to turn this shit off.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7865
 16.07.2008
I go to the store, pull bio-yogurt 5 grains. I read the price book and hang: "Bioyogurt, the drink of evil 17r 50k"
I decided not to take...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7864
 16.07.2008
Damn, what did you do that wasn’t boring?? to
See also: porno
Y : OO
I am not a man.
X: And what?
X: Do you think few girls watch porn?
X: I had a picture at work
X: our lawyer came to find out what she needs to do, on the planner in general... She sat in front of the computer, in front of me, so that I allegedly can’t see her Monica... and wrestled the most brutal porn. Only she didn’t think that there was a mirror behind her in which everything was reflected... I almost died of laughter. Her boss rubs something, she sneezes with a smart face, even puts some replicas in, and she has a 30-centimeter pussy in her ass on Monica at this time.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7863
 16.07.2008
Tatiana, 5 seconds
Pulsar: 4,3,2,1... )
I am a woman, my seconds are long.
Pulsar: Genius words )

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7862
 16.07.2008
Yesterday I go to the subway, I see an advertisement poster of the jewelry store: the engagement rings are depicted and the big letters on the entire poster: "Newlyweds! Stop it!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7861
 16.07.2008
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am Misha.
What is your name???? to
YYY: Andrei
Tagged: Wauauauu
Tag: type of pudding
XHH: or what
Yyy: You yourself are a peder and a knot.
yyy: fucking (

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7860
 16.07.2008
Moscow Zoo, heat, empty volley, in the middle of volley a huge pile, sorry, shit.
On the grid a sign "Be careful. The animal is dangerous."

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7859
 16.07.2008
The xxx:
This is a fucking day [...]
WOW :
What is so?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I go on the street home, I hear at the corner of children's laughter and the words "good, I'll do it", I decided to go for a little bit, I'll go over the corner, and the children all look, like one man on the floor mastery, on the grass... In a few seconds they run out, well, and then I became interested, what they did there, came closer... Who knew that these minor pedophiles put the petard in shit... =(((


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7858
 16.07.2008
Badong is a fun thing!
In the morning I go to work...I buy a ticket for the electric car at the station.
“Give me a ticket to Colpino,” I said.
Cassisha, an elderly woman, is silent with a calm expression of her face and looks at me. I think she may not have heard and I repeat.
Give me a ticket to Colombo.
No muscle on her face trembled. As he sat, he sat further, like the Buddha who knew the nirvana. I think: "and did she not find out"
What are you looking at me!! Give me a ticket to Colombo!! to
There is a voice somewhere behind me:
A guy who is collapsing. You are in Colombo.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7857
 16.07.2008
In June, another modification of GpCode, the blood enemy of Kaspersky Direct, was released, encrypting data with a 1024-bit key and demanding money. At the LC forum there is a discussion - everyone to unite and decrypt the key, you need ~30 million machines in 2 months to work. Only one head wrote.

The system administrator of Yukos during the search said that the hacking of passwords to databases will take several years of intense work of many computers. OMONers learned the password in 5 minutes, 3 minutes of which they tied the admin to the chair.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7856
 16.07.2008
In the morning, I go to work, the inscription on the truck:
"Wash me out"
A little below the answer:
"Let me go"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7855
 16.07.2008
XXX: The U.S. Senate Commission placed all blame for the events of September 11 on Hollywood. As it turned out, this organization misled President Bush.
In ensuring the safety of New York, he mostly hoped for a spider-man.
ZZZ: Is this a joke?
XXX: After this question - yes

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7854
 16.07.2008
<FokuZ> I am a gentle affectionate cat) I like to give girls fun)
<Fiaccola> I am an old swallowing grandmother in a coat and walnuts....No pleasure, but interest in my person flaps)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7853
 16.07.2008
I am joking :)
Do you joke?
and yes. It’s when they’re not talking seriously. I do this often, you get used to it. Everyone does it, you will see.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7852
 16.07.2008
X: Can I ask the manager? Huh, for example, ask instead of the built-in radar, nVidia something, can the controller somehow change? Maybe something more...

yyy: sound, semiconductor, steering wheel, joystick, blue backlight... what do you buy?! to

Zzzz is horrendous. Sergey Ryzhkov, director of Kroniks+, put forward a great idea: in all servers (preferably on the ringtone) a soundtrack, a small speaker and a small program is placed. Who makes an accidental insult when passing
every gigabyte through the network. Imagine a data center, darkness, and only loudly the servers in the stands.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №7851
 16.07.2008
If you try to vote for the quotation twice on the BORE, and then highlight the plus, then you can see Easter - a sad doctor=)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7850
 16.07.2008
XXX: Hello tell me how to take pictures!!! Tired of closing and opening the next how to do it faster????? to

WOW: What is in the pictures?

XXX: Photo from the concert of Timothy!!!! to

UUU: on the keyboard above the arrows there is a Delete button, press it - the next photo will immediately appear

Thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

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