Fuck, my father killed me.
I came here hungry like a dog, sitting for dinner. Looking into the kitchen, he says in a serious tone: "and you know that empty stomach is harmful?" and goes away. I am still sitting in a stall.

thx (13:55:16 30/08/2011)
*ROFL* I am drawn from my work
thx (13:57:02 30/08/2011)
A guy came to us at the training center, in a sporting suit. We ask "How is the name?". He says "I am clear". Olka our: "I see, and what is the name?". He himself has already roared and said, “My name is Clear.”

Pipet... On the notebook made ctrl + c, on the desktop ctrl + v - not inserted... Once five tried to insert... I was nervous

Barcelona players simulate joy after goals

From the Orthodox Forum:

Question: "The marital debt" is a sin?(sex is not for childbirth, but for pleasure, naturally married)

Answer: A marital debt is a sin.
You have to give everything in time and not get in debt.

Everyone knows how bad it is to live in Russia and at the same time get members in iPhones. What a people.

I carried a cat in a mailbox. He doesn’t like bags very much, and the box has a hole and everything is okay, he even liked the boxes he loves (it’s me to the fact that how poor he was sitting there). During our "travel" people asked only two questions: 1. and why in the hole box? Fuck, what’s the difference to you??? When I heard that there was a cat sitting there, I asked question 2 – and how did you send it by mail?? to

mordashka: brought papers for dismissal to sign)
Reynolds: You are lucky
Reyenir: The Papers
Reyenir: and I wrote in July in Ashka "we fuck" and all

Hot topics of Bora!

Is it a zebra?
What are two triangles and a circle? Opinions of professionals and diletants
- Has the militia changed after it was removed "MI" and attached "PO"?
“Extra-senses from technical support know where Gaddafi is sitting, but they won’t tell.

Do not switch!

c) Seokos, net

Bello4ka: Stas, are you and Yulia separated?
Staysy : UGU
Bello4ka: What is it? You admired her breasts.
Staysy: pleased... she advised to have a cow and left :(

The fool who offered to dive into the terminal, thank you, fucking. I'm not sure what I want now.
Complete the balance.

Hopefully I'll put it in the car :)
xxx: and so that the militia does not get caught up, tie a hook with a hook, typically for fishing

In the toilet, the A4 sheet hangs with the warning: “Do not smoke in the toilet!” On the bottom of the pen is written, “Whoever does not smoke or drink, he will be healthy.”

XX: What is this phrase about the warriors?
YYY: What is it?
xxx: well this... type of "weebby wardrobe"
YYY: What is it? I didn’t understand Nietzsche.
XXX: Well with the letters!
YYY: Do you eat these soft French pastries?
XXX: Yes to the SPD!

dFl: Let it go! Who needs this sequel? Calories are wasted!
Lieta: Calories can be wasted in other ways, you are right. Are you beautiful?
dFl: Very, very beautiful :D
And the smart?
dFl: Extremely smart, extremely smart.
And modest, as I see. And where can you look at your photo card and be sure of your intelligence?
dFl: In reality, I’m a boyfriend of cameras, they’re flashing all the time.
Lieta: the virgins burst out when the word fucking, and you are a man, gather!

How is RnB decoded?
The Iron Bee.

Lavins: The idea of creating a Technical Service Station called "Pizzott". The advertisement would look good.

From Twitter:

The B2Band:
Record of the live broadcast of the B-2 performance on the Day of Russia (Moscow, Red Square, 12.06.2011).

and Babylon:
First I came into the stupor why the Red Square is the bottom of Russia.

Now at work, I walk through the corridor, I walk past the women’s toilet, I notice that the door is open. I see, and there on the wall Pissuar O_o

Yesterday I was taught to ride a horse.
You are a rider now ;)
His name was Prince and I was on the top.