Grammar Positive will soon appear and will defend the rights of analphabets in this cruel, oppressive world.

The relative is hindered by anonymity, but constantly rolls in a well-known social network, posting photos and sights about herself, while changing only the questionnaire data to fictional and sincerely believing that she was wrapped up... Apparently, in the comments and on the video to her addressed by her real name, she is not embarrassed.

I would never invite home a man who does not respect my rats.

Everyone knows about the time travel party that Hawking organized.
But almost no one knows about his second party, to which he invited all foreign intelligence agents in the UK, and thus experimentally confirmed that they are not in the UK. Unfortunately, MI6 kept this information secret in order not to lose funding.

My doctor was a world man, the father of three children. We discussed the date with the doctor.
When do you want to give birth?
The Third.
Monday is not an operational day.
And the fourth?
I was going to go fishing.
Let’s get the fifth.
In the back is the first child:
Oh you are! Is it possible to choose the date of birth?

I am a doctor who wrote several tweets about dangerous import substitution in hospitals. I was added to the lists of "Ukrhomoseki" and "Ubludki". What kind of

There was a girl who wrote that as soon as she washed the windows, it started to rain. Girl, sweet, wash our windows, we will soon die of the strawberries! Krasnodar Territory

Change your towel, it’s dirty.
How dirty is it when I am always clean?

Yesterday I sat at home, no one touched, here I got a message from an unknown number:
Dmitry: Good morning, do I have a question for you?
Good morning, do we know each other?
NN: I was with you a year ago at an interview.
I: Interesting, but on what issue?
NN: About web development: you understand, I was given a test task before an interview with one company, and I can’t solve it. Can you help me?
* adds a photo *

MoZg: Yes, there is always something burning in Moscow, then you burn the turf, then the French!

An interesting fact: The chances of dying on the way to buying lottery tickets are higher than the chances of winning a lottery.

Dalar: Today the courier will arrive - at home turn on the home phone when you come
What kind of courier?
Dalar: Probably a drug buyer. I called, specified the address and told me that I would bring a package.

Everyone in this life achieves something, but the smart man achieves the best, and the fool - his own.

I have lived with my young man for three years, and we regularly visit my grandmother. My match doesn’t really like this event and you’ll understand why. We sit with our grandmother, drink tea with cloves, then monologue:
Grandma: Alien, are you not married yet? You are 28? Don’t worry, you’ll meet someone else.

Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?

Sex without commitment? No insults

Injury without sex! Definitely!

At work now:
Analyst: "Can we still think about users? We are changing the filter panel for the fourth time, they panic, complain. We can’t stabilize for two years, how long can we?"
Director: “I will tell you, as a Jew, for a good deed you can endure for 40 years.”

When transferring to the installation disk, the temporary folder instead of tmp was named iddqd.
Usually after installation, the removal of the timer took about a minute, but this creature will not die for an hour.
Be careful with the names.

XHH: on the subject of sanctions products.News. The man as.

12.01.The driver stole a truck with sanctioned tomatoes after detention

16:05 The driver who stole the fur with sanctions tomatoes to Belarus, forgot the passport at the customs

And in the morning they brought my goats, and I looked at them and thought: What to do with them??? The doctor told me: Did you play dolls when you were a child? Go here, it is the same. At that moment, I remembered with horror that when I was a child, I had a Jeannotch doll with which I cut off my hand.