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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7849
 16.07.2008
End of sealing training; boys, girls - all in one bunch. Most of them with short hairstyles. And the guys are the opposite, "haired". Here is one of the guys:
Does anyone have a haircut? The men...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7848
 16.07.2008
Ax
Senya, I’m sure it won’t work for me.
Malivnik
I am not swimming, I am bathing.
Ax
I know you are bathing.
Malivnik
Em...so you know I’m bathing, but today I’m shining? O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №7847
 16.07.2008
The Greek:
Choosing a man?
by Garik:
I chose, but not at all male, I resisted as much as I could, but still took with these pale flowers.
and :(

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7846
 16.07.2008
Wife: You have such an erotic voice. when you called in the morning.
I have a sore throat today.
My wife :-(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7845
 16.07.2008
Long time no see:
Welcome to xx! You are ten years younger!
Yy ah...and ohueled for twenty years...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7844
 16.07.2008
SmithZx: prices at Sheremetyevo Airport:
SmithZx: Fresh juice - 140 rubles.
SmithZx: Juice b / u - 70 rubles.
SmithZx: o_o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №7843
 16.07.2008
Dear administrators, thank you for the "Best of the Abyss" section, but you could not turn to it the opportunity to vote for quotes and see their ratings.

Whoever agrees, we plush. Otherwise you will not get to them.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7842
 16.07.2008
xxx (16:55:33 28/05/2008)
Explain why you need a sniper?
yyy (16:55:41 28/05/2008)
Smell of traffic

Shortness sister of talent))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7841
 16.07.2008
Status in aske: "Black strip chef-piddar. There is no sex. There is no money. Tagged with"

Deadly Shadows:
I know how to solve all your problems at once
and terkin:
Which ones?
Deadly Shadows:
The black headpiece. There is no sex. There is no money. The Dirty Life
and terkin:
well
Deadly Shadows:
You need to fuck the boss, there will be sex, he will improve and give money.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7840
 16.07.2008
News from RBC:
Chavez threatens to halt oil supplies to the United States
...
...
In the contest "Miss Universe-2008" won the representative of Venezuela

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7839
 16.07.2008
In the community of useless questions:

Q: About Alcohol
Is it possible to drink (to bring into a state of alcoholic intoxication) amebo? How will it affect her behavior? If amyloid is possible, what about bacteria? If not, what is the simplest creature?

A: You have a fantasy.
Not drinking with anyone?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7838
 16.07.2008
YYYY
I love you!by Kissing

xxxx
I love it, drink it.

YYYY
What about beer?

xxxx
No smiley here.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7837
 16.07.2008
> 21:08:31 13.07 Andrew:
> the mouth
> 21:08:46 13.07 ole64:
> is it a pudding?
> 21:08:58 13.07 Andrew:
> No I am gay
> 21:09:19 13.07 ole64:
> unexpected

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7836
 16.07.2008
I went to my sister in Sarasota. I put on the internet, and what do you think? After a week in the country, I see this creature ticking a stick in the slime and condemning "skukozsi-rozkožsi"!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7835
 16.07.2008
I talk to a girl on the phone, the girl is constantly biting her suckers and this is clearly heard in the phone.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She: And I didn’t stop.
How did you eat them in silence? O_O
She: And I sucked them and swallowed them. In general, anything can be sucked and swallowed... stop... don’t even think of roasting in the tube!
My sister barely got 8)))))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7834
 16.07.2008
Without sexual maturity, we would be even smarter.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №7833
 16.07.2008
Mice in the North



Middle of the 90s. The Chukotka. A small village on the shore of the harsh sea

It is considered, for some reason, Eskimo, although the same Ukrainians in the percentage

There was much more than the title of the nation. Time is unstable

The Gorbush. The shores of the tundra at this time cheer pilgrims redfish:

Sanders, brown camel mice and humans.

At the height of the crops, the salmon is no longer needed by people - all are burned.

barrels and larys, so only caviar is extracted, and the fish itself is simply

To forgive the ever-present Spirit of Greenpeace unreasonable children.

Thunder and victims of the transition period. I also participated in this.

Fishing as an assistant to D. Cole.

One beautiful evening we return from our point to the village.

D. Cole driving a motorcycle, I in the back, two plastic cane caviar in the cage

and insignificant income. We passed by the airliner's parking.

A radio driver, a man who is dumb and uninhabited, and we see this picture:

Stepanych is sitting, next to the network, in front of him the hunting staff, the cage and

a dividing board on which he carries another sacrifice. On the left of

three meters just behind is sitting... a healthy mouse and patiently observing.

by the neighbor. Finally, the fish obstetrician finished extracting the caviar without looking at it.

Throwing the fish in the bear’s legs!!! The last business of mining

She begins to eat it melancholy. A series of lions and

Sheep that love Jehovah’s witnesses.

Rumors about Stepanic's friendship with the shamans immediately came to mind.

An unexpected confirmation. Going further from your own

Dear D. Cole finally gave up:

And you have found your own assistant, Stepanic!

Man and bear simultaneously through the right shoulder with the same

They looked at us dissatisfied. With our shoulders, we touched.

A strange duet. Somebody came in behind me.

Iron clutches from a motorcycle. I was terrified, realizing that

The payment for the former disrespect for the followers of Shamanism has already been paid to me.

It came in the form of a hand grizzly. In a hopeless attempt to escape, I caught up.

in the D. Cole. Almost overturning the Ural, we fell to the ground. It turned out that

Stepanic got caught up in me, only now saw his neighbor, who had flattered.

"on the light" from the tundra and quickly realized the benefits of cooperation with

The man. It is not his fault that a man is not morally prepared for this.



Turning to our side, the bear watched us astonished.

They try to “make legs.” His overwhelmed mouth and

A fish’s tail hanging from his fists, as if they were asking, “Where are you, man?! to

Did you sit well?“”

As it turned out later, the motorcycle and the boat "the other one who lives in the

“Tundra” (literal translation from the Eskimo expression meaning a bear)

He did not touch, but broke the net, confiscated the caviar and catch, although the badge

We did not see the fish.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №7832
 16.07.2008
“Listen, daughter, you are already big. I need to talk to you. Tell me

How did your photos appear on a porn site?

Oh well Dad. Let us talk. Tell me how you are about.

Did I find out?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7831
 16.07.2008
Admines, and you can in the "Best Abyss" add ONLY what has been in the top or at least in the top 50, and then the "best" can not be distinguished from the usual abyss.

I’t ask for pluses if I didn’t know that they only read the top, so if it’s not difficult, pluses ?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7830
 16.07.2008
I have grown up in my forehead!!! to
Fanto (zaz): RJ, and she has the shit!! Shob Monna was Moscow on the straight...

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