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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35478
 03.09.2010
The second course began, and with it came the realization of an extremely sad fact: for the whole first year of university study I learned only to sleep in any noise and in any position, and sneeze with my mouth closed. Although that is already a lot.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №35477
 03.09.2010
X: News: For the Minister of Finance of the Russian Federation, it is obvious that drinking and smoking are more beneficial to the state for solving social problems. Experts believe that the minister is talking about a double benefit: they will ensure the supplementation of the treasury, and the pension they simply will not need.

Y is glorious. Help the state - die

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35476
 03.09.2010
The Alone:
Good morning

by Sigogelon:
goodly

The Alone:
The Automatic Message:
Drop it all.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35475
 03.09.2010
XXXX
We have one of the drivers sitting behind the editor's compilation, stupidly hiccups, curiously looks around and... communicates with the bot in the aske....

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35474
 03.09.2010
xxx: an excellent title for the book on information security - "On the edge of qwerty".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35473
 03.09.2010
The donation website.
Question: What foods should be included in the donor diet?
Fish oil of wine is more useful, drink without tragic mines, it will save you from all diseases except sexual!

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35472
 03.09.2010
Stasi: I went on vacation with two men: my husband and his friend. On the car... And I understood one moment... Men only have two topics to talk about: breasts and fuck))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №35471
 03.09.2010
A foolish example is contagious only to fools.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35470
 03.09.2010
It was today. In Moscow it is wet and cold, it is raining. I rush to the metro.
Almost at the entrance, past me passes in the opposite direction, from the transition, a naked man. Absolutely by. The Boss. Covering with one hand the source of life. In the other also nothing :) Where he left his clothes, I will not put the mind. She slides barefoot on the hills and confidently goes somewhere.
I can’t believe my eyes and turn around to see what happens.
This is where a police force came from. The chief calls a naked man. Now I’m thinking if I didn’t see it, but in an absolutely naked man the senior asks to present documents.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35469
 03.09.2010
- Dear man, you read - the police want to be renamed the police. You think,
Will it help?
“Mash, and if I call you Pasha, will you grow up?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35468
 03.09.2010
I’m hungry and I want to eat :D

xxx: "on the pen" how to understand it?)

It is to climb the bridge.
Standing on foot
and jump on a straw with writing pencil

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35467
 03.09.2010
She: leish, come, help to change the sight
I am: OK
I: The weather, you are not admin?! You are?
She is: Eve
Have you fought with something again?
See also: UGU

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35466
 03.09.2010
The xxx:
One of the common human needs, hunger, thirst, sex, rises to the threshold level and turns into an excitement. According to past experience, a person knows how to cope with this urge, and his motivation is oriented towards a class of objects that are able to satisfy the urge.

YYYY :
Let me tell you, why are you coming to my office?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35465
 03.09.2010
Why do we go to sleep?!
I’ll find my teeth and go.
You told me for 20 years...
YYY: I clean up

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35464
 03.09.2010
Something I didn’t understand, but when are children’s eyes blue?
WOW: As far as I understand, if the corresponding genes in both parents are recessive
Q: Is it easier?( by
Zzz: In short, children get blue eyes if both parents are blue
ZZZ: Oh...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №35463
 03.09.2010
I can ask you (this is important).
Slash: You are an officer. You can do everything!
Love: I am pleased. And yet, when I stand with my parents, it is not necessary to run to me through the whole square, stretching out my hands forward with the screams of "Sisi!"and "
Slash: Am I in?
At least they didn’t appreciate...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35462
 03.09.2010
HH: How do I tell you?
See also: Hz. A short one.
You are all the same women!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35461
 03.09.2010
Letter to Support:
If you do not restart for a few days and open about 20 windows, then the laptop begins to slow terribly, does not open new programs.

Please help resolve the problem.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35460
 03.09.2010
FUNNY MIME (14:37:53 2/09/2010)
How about 1 cent?

~N@$Jush@~ (14:38:35 2/09/2010)
What else interests you?

FUNNY MIME (14:39:06 2/09/2010)
How about mood?

~N@$Jush@~ (14:39:42 2/09/2010)
It is completely absent...what else?

FUNNY MIME (14:40:26 2/09/2010)
Big Mac big potatoes and medium coke))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №35459
 03.09.2010
xxx (15:09:00 2/09/2010)
Working colleagues ate a zephyr in chocolate, the expiry date of which expired in March
xxx (15:09:09 2/09/2010)
I watched it))

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