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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35458
 03.09.2010
xxx: Yesterday sent an eight-year-old nephew to the jimote of Jorique for an extender
xxx: Say, I say, "Uncle Jora, please give a two-day extender to Uncle Dime," and if, I say, I will not give, say, "What fucking!"
Well, the tribe of the march rehearsed the speech all the way, so as not to forget.
As soon as Juric opened the door, the tribe issued "Uncle Jora, give for two days the extender to Uncle Dima, what a fuck!"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35457
 03.09.2010
The computer scientist asks:
- How is it called, - and points to the sheet on two sides, - well, it's when you print here and here?
Here are the options of answers:
The Double Print
The bilateral printing.
The mirror print.
and only one guy from the last batch shouted "bullshit it’s called"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35456
 03.09.2010
XX: I am just making nonsense.
XY: Where is it?
xx to you
Xy: Well, put it there in the corner, next to the nonsense on lean oil. You do not need it, by the way?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №35455
 03.09.2010
Q: Do you have a textbook?
YYY: Eating

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35454
 03.09.2010
Googled by:

Q: How to bring girls for sex in three???? to

A: By secret - for sex three often is quite enough one girl)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35453
 03.09.2010
xxx: and in general you have recently often started writing "don’t fuck me brain" instead of "I was not right"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35452
 03.09.2010
What about the body session?
Oh... in the summer?
He: Well you can and the body, the rating will be higher :)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №35451
 02.09.2010
Google Questions and Answers.

Question: Do you agree that believers are better and more moral than atheists?
Answer: If no one is burned on the fire, then yes.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35450
 02.09.2010
Many are wondering, and why the GDP has actually broken on the yellow rope of Russell - like before the elections is still far away, and it is already running.

Recalling Yeltsin’s last words as president, I ask: what will happen?

Will Medvedev on New Year's Eve say that he is tired and leaves?
Or Putin on New Year's Eve - I rested and came back?

PS cat and shredder in the duumvir!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35449
 02.09.2010
AbleR: Public transportation is the most efficient device for withdrawing small bills from circulation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35448
 02.09.2010
Scream: fucking... now Putin on the television showed... whether the operator did not choose a very perspective, but the lighting - somehow he changed...
Something reminded me of how Anakin Skywalker turned into Darth Vader.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №35447
 02.09.2010
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Did I tell you today about the ambulance in the hands of the guard?

wave:(16:37:07 2/09/2010)
No is

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Car, I leave the universe, and there on the passage guard is sitting and looking at all students. This guard has a thirty-centimetre line in his hands, and here comes a guy, he goes to meet me, the cold seems to have forgotten at home, this guard so quietly pulls out the line and closes the guy’s road. The guy wasn’t confused... said to him "what will we do?"I was bent)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35446
 02.09.2010
You do not believe in the law of evil. Shhas sought scandals, overturned all the scandals, scandals were found only in the first.
Not in the last...
Yes, because I have 2 banks.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №35445
 02.09.2010
Here’s the generation that has grown up not reading “Children of Captain Grant.”
yyy: Here’s a generation that has grown up, and it’s a generation that has grown up."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35444
 02.09.2010
Dooki: What is a file?
ZoozooZ: Again

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35443
 02.09.2010
kkk: you see at the clock 3.14 and you unwillingly think "pi..etc"

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35442
 02.09.2010
Unknown people, knowing the address of Akamiak Babylova, painted the inscription "B" under her windows, thereby proving that it would not be possible to ban it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35441
 02.09.2010
xxx (20:02:21 1/09/2010)
I installed a new quip.

yyy (20:02:27 1/09/2010)
Goodly

yyy (20:03:00 1/09/2010)
He will first give you a bunch of unnecessary status, then start writing for you, and then rape your dog.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35440
 02.09.2010
If you cut off the head of a cockroach, he will die. In a few days. of hunger.
xxx: I think with some beadlings this can work too
xxx: they even have time to go to work once : ))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY And no loss of productivity)))))))
xxx: absolutely, colleagues will not even suspect : ))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35439
 02.09.2010
The Seller of Eight, not Nune?
Smooth: I will put the seeds on the off-the-counter, the cost of the coat, the run of 30 thousand posts, the color is rubber, rubber is rubber, no casting, the music is blown - the radio technology runs the ep!
The back of the rubber is winter, so for the winter it is easy to move the back forward, the transformer is!

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