The salary day. Salary is delayed. There was a turn at the boss’s door. Everyone talks quietly. "...it won’t be, wt I heard.,", "...crises...", "...the big purchase yesterday was made, there is probably no money...", "What we stand for is not clear. It is already so clear that there will be no wages...". From the crowd a young man cries out.
So go on!! Cheats to!
Everyone is turning. The guy with his left hand grabbed his right hand and aggressively pulling her says:
Shut up! To whom said? Cheats to!

Why can’t I go to bed the same day I woke up?? to

lisnake: Of course it’s not very pleasant to admit this, but since I cleaned up the room, the wifi signal has changed from "weak" to "very good"

A paper with the inscription "9 liv" is attached to the cable.
Below, another handwriting "9 live, 9 will live"

I thought I understood something in life until one day I saw a sewer that closed to the castle from the inside.

I am amazed by the ingenuity of Russian people: One of my acquaintances communicated with a girl on VKontakte and all wanted to send her flowers home, but could not know the number of the apartment... knew only the number of the house in which she lives...
So, one night, he sent her a video he made, in which there was nothing but the rapidly changing colors of the picture, and advised to look at the entire screen... she did everything as he asked... And at this time two of his friends stood on different sides of the house and burned in which window this "color music" would begin.
I sent flowers. For three years together...

I call her and say:
So, my dear, my business is over.
I came to the apartment, and she was already frozen, and the pants took away. Five with her! Why do I have no sense of humor?

Deaz (04:44:52 31/07/2009)
Pope invites Tymoshenko to the Vatican

Sith (04:45:11 31/07/2009)
I am afraid to ask why...

Sith (04:45:19 31/07/2009)
What to burn?

...nik4 (16:16:30 29/07/2009)
And I wrote half of my classmates in the literature list))))))
__________________________
my scientific supervisor found in one of the diploma in the text "to the one who reads up to here, I give a box of champagne")))

<xxx> The department passed by a smiling headbuckle and presented everyone with ice cream
<xxx> People sit and cheer
<xxx> And on my question - "does ice cream be distributed instead of a salary?"- the head of the company first shrugged, then tumbled, and then said not to burn the office.
xxx is suspicious

<pfka_mu> The poisoning of children in the Perm camp was undertaken by the prosecutor's office
<pfka_mu> pfg
<pfka_mu> they do not work anymore
<pfka_mu> children intoxicate...

NYUTA
Fuck the cookie. The pigeon fucks came and snatches my food.

Ninja is =
2 in one...there’s your cake.

Nancy (22:26:20 30/07/2009)
Click the caps lock button on the keyboard or I’ll start to suspect you’re a blonde.
Nancy (22:27:16 30/07/2009)
It is left)
Nancy (22:27:30 30/07/2009)
in the most extreme column)
Fanta (22:28:54 30/07/2009)
There is no such...
Nancy (22:29:27 30/07/2009)
Okay... find the letter "yo" )
Fanta (22:30:47 30/07/2009)
There is no

Ghost: you, by the way, heard - in Russia the remake of Dr. House is being filmed! )))

Aha, I have read it. There, Porechenkov with a broken jaw will play the game "Wolf catches eggs", drink burl and suspect appendicitis.

Today, every sysadmin from the morning wears the cleanest and favorite sweater, carefully lays his beard and feeds his cat with a full breakfast.
Congratulations dear colleagues!!! to

by subject. Bayani, of course, but the turners smiled. The fact is that in Britain, in particular, in London, homosexuals (and their number is stepping up there) have such a "chip" that turns do not include. Accordingly, if the turning machine does not turn on, it is a signal to other pedals that you are driving "your". without a joke.
Therefore, lately I have such "cool guys" more fun.

Create a forum based on BORA.
Read quotes about someone’s subjective opinion on specific issues.

Bringing to the top

with drom.ru, sale of cars

The ashes girl of the model appearance in the body TP12 of 2001 birth, with a volume of 2 liters of breasts, holding in 150 hot burning horses, is looking for a master for a serious relationship. It has no financial interests (completed in previous relations). Clothed cast legs 16 diameter, wearing good summer shoes, without cellulite. Quiet and calm at any time can give a forum to any young idiot. On the neck of the iconic jewellery Tomahawk 9030 (there is a second, in case the first is lost). Available at any time and anywhere as you wish. Shops were held regularly and generously. Smoking is negative. Of the drinks preferred 92, but not more than 10-11 liters per 100 km in the city - stress, you understand. It passes out of the city at 7l/100km.

can be purchased due to description)

(Forum of programmers)

Jaxx: I recently started learning web programming, I can’t understand the difference between redirect and forward :(
Andronix: Imagine you went out to the pub to buy a bottle of vodka... while the seller told you that the vodka was over and sent you to another kiosk - it's kind of a redirect.
Jaxx: So what about Forward?
Andronix: and forward, it is when the saleswoman said that the stitch mol will look for, and herself unnoticedly came out of the barrel, ran across the road to the neighboring kiosk, bought vodka there, then also unnoticed returned and... sold you this bottle even with a penny :)) Understood?
Jax: Oh oh oh Figas! I didn’t even understand programming.)

VyperGoth: No, this is shit, citizens. The neighbor on the fourth day will drill something at home. I found a way - I roll on my not very powerful stereo system something from the drama.
...so this shit got to think of the variety - it drills in tact with the music (
Skydiver: Ppc, how do the neighbors withstand you two?? to