If you put a fox in the socket and take a lamp in your hand, it will shine.

Society of Optimists distributes calendars for 2013

He: You are making too many punctuation mistakes.
She: Nothing for a girl's brain is important
This is a genius phrase!!! to

xxx: the girl's album in contact: Venice-the city of Romeo and Juliet)))
Tagged: fucking
They were in Verona.
Not in Venice.
WOW :D
The Philosophical Virgin!

She is here:

Brushed to:
I was confused by the cashier in the store today... I only bought pads and a toothbrush... she calculated me and said: thank you for the purchase, good appetite! So I wondered which of my purchases caused her to think about it?! to

Do you have a guy? Well, think logically: pads - it means you have monthly, therefore, you can't have regular sex, but it's oral... Further about the toothbrush to continue, why is it?))))

Mom conducts a revision in pieces (read - trying to color what she doesn't like or just doesn't wear, but throw out sadly).
I get another masterpiece of someone's uncomfortable conditionally design thinking.
“Mom, don’t you think I look like a port prostitute in THIS?”
Square eyes and only one question:
Why as a port?! to
And then on the side, like I didn’t hear: – But it was worth trying.

I am a man of old rules, and before marrying my wife we did not live together (although we met for 3.5 years)
One day I told a friend about it at work (100% blonde)
What was the answer to "And now you live together?"

Skuggen: It’s shit... I decided to buy perfumes, I read in the online store the description "Donna Karan DKNY For Women" -
Starting notes:cooled vodka o_O, green tomato leaves
...bla-bla-bla... a fragrance for dynamic urban women who feel a taste for life, open to everything new and unexpected... leads to remote corners with ponds and sophisticated urban blooms.
Kruegerband: Of course, where to serve a dynamic city woman, who eaten vodka, and snacked a tomato leaf - the current on the bench to lie down )))))

You know, you can’t teleport now.
xxx: folk craftsmen will unravel it and gather - who in the time machine, who in the eternal engine

And if Voland-de-Mort was called, for example, Voland-de-Vort, then his accomplices could have attacked with a cry of "for the Air Force!"

Now on the first channel showed the notebook of the first-class
of mathematics. There was an example: two triangles + one circle =?? to
I did not decide...
P.S Physics school with almost distinction, MGTU by Bauman...

Before yesterday in the mailbox found an advertisement - a paper like 5000 rubles. Yesterday I got drunk with my friends and apparently caught a taxi... And today in my pocket I found a deal – real money in the amount of 4500. I worry somehow.

The parents did the repair of the country.Today the father finished the second floor.It wasn't 20... and nets passed!

by xxx:
at us the chief web designer shats came, called the programmers to the meeting with the words "Take all up!!and "

XXX: I will go fucking
XXX is a joke
YYY: A: I wanted to wish you good luck or what do you want in such cases?
YYY: That the prison does not enter

Sonic: I go on a 32 bus to the Military Command, who knows at which stop to get out and where to go?
shtakeTT: How to see sad young people with a dull look, follow them

Comments to Video:
I would spend a week in this castle.
Oh well, there are babies.

If you want to get married, wait for someone to cheer.

About the sushi. The task is to remove the carapace from the nipple. Condition - the carapace is already walking, can talk, but it still needs a nipple for comfort.
The solution - the nipple is fixed (clogged, glued) to the doorstep at a convenient height for the carapuse.
The result - no one is taking the nipple now. It's like - take and sauce, but the carapuz feels uncomfortable and stupid. Do not go anywhere for your business.
The result is a rapid decomposition from the nipple.

I communicate with my sister, describe my chest pain, then it turns out that she is currently experiencing the same. Her husband sits next to her and summarizes:
The whole party is broken.